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torrenoia
Level 70
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 270081
Reputation: 39757
Posts: 1163
Atheista
23.07.2020 13:21:37
torrenoia

men shouldn't be allowed to be horny

23.07.2020 13:21:37
they/them | (in a thick new yorker accent) ey im meowin ova here!!
StrangeKindOfWoman
Level 94
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 648701
Reputation: 128467
Posts: 359
Antitheocra
23.07.2020 13:48:03
StrangeKindOfWoman

There should be no political parties. Too many politicians are afraid to say anything that goes against what their party wants them to say. 

23.07.2020 13:48:03
I am always stressed out by not knowing how to act like a normal person
StrangeKindOfWoman
Level 94
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 648701
Reputation: 128467
Posts: 359
Antitheocra
23.07.2020 13:57:41
StrangeKindOfWoman

I like the Lone Ranger movie with Johnny Depp. It has some issues, like the incosistent tone but overall I thought it was quite enjoyable

23.07.2020 13:57:41
I am always stressed out by not knowing how to act like a normal person
torrenoia
Level 70
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 270081
Reputation: 39757
Posts: 1163
Atheista
23.07.2020 14:39:14
torrenoia

men should stop

23.07.2020 14:39:14
they/them | (in a thick new yorker accent) ey im meowin ova here!!
Jezebel Towers
Level 34
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 29727
Reputation: 16040
Posts: 137
Antitheocra
23.07.2020 16:15:00
Jezebel Towers

It's a popular aspiration these days to become a sugar baby, but I actually think being a sugar mommy would be way more fun. Imagine you're a mature working woman in her 40s enjoying her wealth and patronizing beautiful young men and women, helping them achieve their own goals

23.07.2020 16:15:00
yoshimi23
Level 59
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 156172
Reputation: 50500
Posts: 175
Atheista
23.07.2020 19:02:37
yoshimi23

I hate ketchup, especially on fries. give me mustard anyday

23.07.2020 19:02:37
HimboAlly69
Level 30
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 20725
Reputation: 10718
Posts: 48
Antitheocra
23.07.2020 20:02:17
HimboAlly69

very Old take but youtube should've never become a career thing because ever since it became Profitable for people there has been so much concern over monetization and gaining ad revenue and half the videos on the site are just rich youtubers buying outrageous things so viewers can live vicariously through their $1000 unboxing or whatever. the demonetization of lgbt content and things like that is Obviously bad and fucked but there was a time when none of the content was monetized in the first place and sometimes i miss her.... (excluding the racist comedy of shane dawson and the like from back then ofc)

23.07.2020 20:02:17

Megan le Faye
Level 17
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 3698
Reputation: 3018
Posts: 161
Agnostica
23.07.2020 21:02:37
Megan le Faye

HimboAlly69 wrote:
very Old take but youtube should've never become a career thing because ever since it became Profitable for people there has been so much concern over monetization and gaining ad revenue and half the videos on the site are just rich youtubers buying outrageous things so viewers can live vicariously through their $1000 unboxing or whatever. the demonetization of lgbt content and things like that is Obviously bad and fucked but there was a time when none of the content was monetized in the first place and sometimes i miss her.... (excluding the racist comedy of shane dawson and the like from back then ofc)
OMG this. 90% of "professional" YouTubers are no better than the vast majority of Instagram influencers - classist, elitist, and vapid as all hell in the worst way possible.

23.07.2020 21:02:37
habit
Level 3
Status: Legal Alien
Sex Appeal: 80
Reputation: 90
Posts: 2
Atheista
23.07.2020 22:22:38
habit

my feet are huge and my ass is fat

23.07.2020 22:22:38
Angel Dust
Level 71
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 274660
Reputation: 64449
Posts: 1038
Atheista
24.07.2020 00:06:54
Angel Dust

linton rubino did nothing wrong

24.07.2020 00:06:54
stream "Allergic To Food" by Melvins

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