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Alexstrasza
Level 200
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 6641010
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Posts: 4825
Agnostica
16.07.2019 06:22:06
Alexstrasza

Did you get a boob job? :D

16.07.2019 06:22:06
Such misplaced zeal... Their eyes remain closed to the true path. Not like you... my devoted Chosen...
QueenShebaVIII
Level 33
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 27519
Reputation: 17264
Posts: 1130
Atheista
16.07.2019 06:26:03
QueenShebaVIII

Nope.

It's also strange because it should be at 12 because I have bought 12 hairstyles but yours also counts all hairstyles + tufts and fringes. My Funky badge would be higher if it counted tufts and fringes - I would buy a tuft or fringe to test it to see what happens but I don't even have enough money for that lolll. Even though they're cheaper than hairstyles... It's still too much to pay 550 for... a tuft lol.

16.07.2019 06:26:03
Debate me please! <3
QueenShebaVIII
Level 33
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 27519
Reputation: 17264
Posts: 1130
Atheista
16.07.2019 06:27:26
QueenShebaVIII

568 for this lol
emo3

16.07.2019 06:27:26
Debate me please! <3
Alexstrasza
Level 200
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 6641010
Reputation: 209011
Posts: 4825
Agnostica
16.07.2019 06:28:32
Alexstrasza

Yeah hair prices are ridiculous. Ridiculous enough that all new hairstyles are released as "wigs" to circumvent the silly "hairstyle=1000 B$" rule that seems to be in place ;P I'll try buyin' a tuft, why not.

Edit: bought a tuft, badge is at 30. So... only 35000 B$ to go for SILVER. And the reward will be like 500 B$ lol


Don't you want to spend 500 B$ on 4 strands of hair? ;)


16.07.2019 06:28:32
Such misplaced zeal... Their eyes remain closed to the true path. Not like you... my devoted Chosen...
QueenShebaVIII
Level 33
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 27519
Reputation: 17264
Posts: 1130
Atheista
16.07.2019 06:33:22
QueenShebaVIII

I don't have enough money because I spent like it all on 4 wigs last night, mostly in colours that aren't even in hairstyles lol.

It's literally 4 slightly not straight pink lines!!!!!!!

16.07.2019 06:33:22
Debate me please! <3
Favea
Level 24
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 11747
Reputation: 8253
Posts: 506
Agnostica
16.07.2019 08:48:41
Favea

QueenShebaVIII wrote:
I don't really think this site is trying to aim itself to staight men lol, it's called Bimboland.  
Tbh, I would not be surprised to learn that half the level 1 pantsless Kens are guys who thought that sounded like a sugar daddy dating app, while the other half thought it sounded like a porn site. I'm pretty sure my friend Madward was kinda hoping for the former >:D

16.07.2019 08:48:41
Did you hear the one about the vampire who became a psychotherapist?
In life, he loved snacking on mixed nuts.
Sandi Lut
Level 280
Status: Senator
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Reputation: 264038
Posts: 4182
Antitheocra
16.07.2019 08:52:14
Sandi Lut

How about this one, I have 27 hairstyles, 2 fringes and 2 tufts. My funky badge is at 38/100. I thought I would confuse things a bit more lol :)
Hipster badge is not much better. I have 26 tattoos and my hipster badges is at 22/50.

16.07.2019 08:52:14
Happiness is inside yourself

StrangeKindOfWoman
Level 94
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 648459
Reputation: 128396
Posts: 359
Antitheocra
16.07.2019 09:28:14
StrangeKindOfWoman

Favea wrote:
Alexstrasza wrote:
Oh jeez no wonder so few guys play this game :(

Looking at all the single-digit level pantsless Kens I spot, I really don't think they ever even got to the "Achievement Not Unlocked" stage. Few guy actually playing this game probably has more to do with the lack of content appealing to male demographics - not enough explosions for core gamers, not enough fantasy football for armchair coaches, not enough explicit... uh, well, you know where that was going.

And for guys actually willing to give dress-up a try, it turns out the himbo dress-up is a bit lackluster, too. So that leaves chatting with, mostly, to put it in manly terms, a bunch of girls. I guess if I was a straight male, I'd probably try chatting on Tinder instead, myself.
Well, as a guy myself, I chose to play as a female, because I didn't see much sense in creating a Himbo, not just because of lacking options in Bimboland, but because fashion for men is kinda boring in general (in my opinion). There is so much more variety for women's clothes, which makes it much more fun.
Also, I started my account for MissBimbo about 8 years ago and I think Himbos didn't even exist back then ^^'

16.07.2019 09:28:14
I am always stressed out by not knowing how to act like a normal person
Madward Dullen
Level 15
Status: Legal Alien
Sex Appeal: 3193
Reputation: 2999
Posts: 54
Freethinkerland
16.07.2019 10:14:10
Madward Dullen

Favea wrote:
Tbh, I would not be surprised to learn that half the level 1 pantsless Kens are guys who thought that sounded like a sugar daddy dating app, while the other half thought it sounded like a porn site. I'm pretty sure my friend Madward was kinda hoping for the former >:D
Hey, you can't go claiming things like that, irrespective of whether it might be totally true!

StrangeKindOfWoman wrote:
fashion for men is kinda boring in general (in my opinion).
Word. I mean, visit the average clothing store. It's like they got 4 whole floors for women and about half an aisle for men, half of which will be totally not generic suit, honest, and the other halt shirts and ties to go with that. (Okay, I'm probably exxagerating, though not by much.) Seriously, for men that can't afford overpriced designer junk, and don't actually think looking like a banker/mafia boss in a suit is the be-all, end-all of style, it's almost like fashion is flat out of the question.

EDIT: So yes, I think that's my saying Bimboland is quite realistic in terms of how limited Himbo fashion is, but unfortunately, in this context realistic is in fact synonymous with "boring". I was just looking for a cotton bunny tail and cuffs to go with my ears, and couldn't find either.

16.07.2019 10:14:10
Straight as an arrow, except when I'm not.
Deal with it.
Esuna
Level 46
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 73378
Reputation: 36755
Posts: 585
Reasonopia
16.07.2019 11:19:55
Esuna

The designated hair shop does need an overhaul. Even lots of pieces aren’t named properly. But this is a result of things being added long ago. I’ll see if I can fix some of these things. :).

16.07.2019 11:19:55
 Very busy with school at the moment, so temporary hiatus D:.

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