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Alexstrasza
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Agnostica
15.07.2019 20:44:49
Alexstrasza

Totes agree QueenSheba! We could go for multiple tiers, especially if they don't increase exponentially. That way you have goals for the really hardcore bimbos. And your idea 'bout handlin' the retroactive stuff is super nice. The inactive players don't need 'em and the active ones get gifted B$ and/or reputation (I'm suuuure that's how it works, or can at least :p).

Also I checked the shops and it is physically impossible to get the gold tattoo badge and practically impossible to get the gold hairstyle and makeup badges (unless you have thousands of €/$/£/¥/etc to burn. It's also ridiculously expensive to get the silver hairstyle and makeup badges. Like, even if you buy only tufts (half price) it costs like 50k B$ if not more.

But these unobtainable badges are somethin' Starbuck is already workin' on I think ^^

15.07.2019 20:44:49
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LillyAnn
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Freethinkerland
15.07.2019 20:54:25
LillyAnn

Tufts and fringes don't count in Funky :D

Things with himbo badges are even worse! They can buy tats, hairstyles and make up, their total values count in duels, but not in badges. Basically, himbos have these badges on the list, but they can't achieve them because numbers stay 0. That's big fu*k up :)

15.07.2019 20:54:25

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Alexstrasza
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Agnostica
15.07.2019 20:57:36
Alexstrasza

Oh jeez no wonder so few guys play this game :(

Also are you like 100 % sure 'bout tufts and fringes? I think I remember addin' my hairstyles together once and reachin' a smaller number than the badge counter. Smaller by exactly the number of tufts and fringes. I am not sure at all right now though :P

15.07.2019 20:57:36
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LillyAnn
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Freethinkerland
15.07.2019 21:24:57
LillyAnn

I am positive 101% I have 17 styles, 2 Fringes and 10 Tufts. Funky badge score is 17. It's not the only thing that makes me sure they don't count. I checked if number increased after I bought some tufts and it didn't. It's also possible that hairstyle you got when made profile at the beginning doesn't count either, even it's included in total numbers. It works that way with the first Vanity and Fitness points, they are there, they count when you are about to choose the job, but don't count for the achievement. So to get fitness achievement that requires 20 f. points you need actually 21, because the first point doesn't count because you didn't earn it but got it :D I don't know however is that by mistake, is it a joke or it's meant to be that way, I just noticed how it works. 

15.07.2019 21:24:57

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Favea
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Agnostica
15.07.2019 21:25:18
Favea

Alexstrasza wrote:
Oh jeez no wonder so few guys play this game :(

Looking at all the single-digit level pantsless Kens I spot, I really don't think they ever even got to the "Achievement Not Unlocked" stage. Few guy actually playing this game probably has more to do with the lack of content appealing to male demographics - not enough explosions for core gamers, not enough fantasy football for armchair coaches, not enough explicit... uh, well, you know where that was going.

And for guys actually willing to give dress-up a try, it turns out the himbo dress-up is a bit lackluster, too. So that leaves chatting with, mostly, to put it in manly terms, a bunch of girls. I guess if I was a straight male, I'd probably try chatting on Tinder instead, myself.

15.07.2019 21:25:18
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Alexstrasza
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Agnostica
15.07.2019 21:53:30
Alexstrasza

Oh no I guess the situation with badges is even worse o.O oh well, it was unrealistic at best to begin with anyway :P


15.07.2019 21:53:30
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QueenShebaVIII
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Atheista
15.07.2019 22:10:03
QueenShebaVIII

Yes they don't count to Funky badge so that's something that could change itself and work better - I've also thought maybe the Tattoos badge should actually be 'Tattoos and Piercings'. But still need to be lower and/or have higher rewards. It's already known they need to be changed but I do think more changes could be done to badges at once so that they are better in the long run and don't need to be changed again. :)

I guess I'd suggest going through one by one to see how they can be changed/improved/etc. Though it's mostly Funky, Hipster and Diva that need to be changed... What about Shopaholic, Vanity and Fitness? They seem quite high to me, does anybody have those?

Then like I said I have Noisy and Mass Debater in Gold and CAN still make more forum posts and win more debates but don't have a badge to aim for which would be fun lol. Idk if ALL need further levels on them? But you can keep posting in forums, keep duelling etc. so you might want to keep encouraging people to do that and have something to aim for.

Then the ones that cost money so should give more money as a reward are of course Funky, Shopaholic, Hipster, Diva, plus Horny, Dopehead and Shaker do as well. The amount of money people get should reflect how much you need to spend for those of course - Funky seems to cost the most money so should have a higher reward (and be more attainable).

I'm not sure about the rest - you get other benefits for being Prime Bimbo, Senator etc. so perhaps they're fine?

There could also be a 'be challenged in fights' badge but it's not necessary of course, just a thought.

15.07.2019 22:10:03
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QueenShebaVIII
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Atheista
15.07.2019 22:16:12
QueenShebaVIII

I don't really think this site is trying to aim itself to staight men lol, it's called Bimboland. Some things just are aimed at specific demographics. This is clearly a website aimed at women. But for those who want to dress a himbo, which is sometimes straight men, though who may be into crossdressing etc., or gay or other LGBT+ men, or can be women who want to dress a himbo shrug, then obviously the game should be also playable as a himbo. Not being able to get badges is clearly a glitch to badges rather than just not being very good, as they are for bimbos, and glitches on the site should surely be fixed like asap.

15.07.2019 22:16:12
Debate me please! <3
Alexstrasza
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Agnostica
16.07.2019 06:16:47
Alexstrasza

Umm, now I'm like totes confused. I have 17 hairstyles, 4 tufts and 8 fringes. My Funky badge is at 29/100 O.o

Maybe this is somethin' that works only for bimbos who took the breast surgery? I mean, with all the random stuff goin' on sometimes this bein' a thing wouldn't even surprise me anymore ;P

16.07.2019 06:16:47
Such misplaced zeal... Their eyes remain closed to the true path. Not like you... my devoted Chosen...
QueenShebaVIII
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Atheista
16.07.2019 06:20:21
QueenShebaVIII

I have 13 hairstyles and my Funky badge is at 13 :/

16.07.2019 06:20:21
Debate me please! <3

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