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Created
04.02.2024
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PlushKlavier
bxdcherri
Level 187
Status: Minister of Justice
Sex Appeal: 5170916
Reputation: 72482
Posts: 1943
Reasonopia
01.04.2024 18:50:43
bxdcherri

Oh no, i didnt say that, i jailed abu for his continued sexist remarks, what im saying is, we are "silent" because non of us care anymore and you are crying to no one

01.04.2024 18:50:43

Islam
Level 7
Status: Legal Alien
Sex Appeal: 304
Reputation: 450
Posts: 29
Reasonopia
01.04.2024 20:10:30
Islam

thank you for at least taking responsibility for jailing him and being influenced by iblis.

if you don't care, why jail at all? and are you saying you're going to freely jail whoever you dislike now and not reply because you're "done" and "don't care"? 

anyone who's ever had to help their wife back to logic will know this is complete womanthink.

i guess admins are done as well cause i would've taken away rights by the time my mods admitted that. 

i might be misunderstanding, i am an immigrant after all. if you do intend to take responsibility for your role, please let us know the reasons for his arrest and why he has not been given the right to contact a sharia trained lawyer.

peace be with all of you true believers reading this during these times of xihad.
neither allah nor my family will forgive these godless honorless "leaders"...








PS: white brother, thank you for your concern. brother hamza managed to obtain something close to afghan opium from other inmates after the first day, and was peacefully reading quran the night before. however, today they threw him into solitary for a "cold turkey" withdrawal after he refused to eat the bacon they served him... i am praying for his safe return.  




01.04.2024 20:10:30
السلام
craigslist-stripper
Level 213
Status: State Minister
Sex Appeal: 7668034
Reputation: 322390
Posts: 1655
Agnostica
01.04.2024 22:55:04
craigslist-stripper

ive really been avoiding replying to these fake islam roleplay accounts. but i just have to say it this time 

joking about religious minorities being forced to betray their faith is not fun, playful, entertaining, or engaging. its just sad. 

01.04.2024 22:55:04

Islam
Level 7
Status: Legal Alien
Sex Appeal: 304
Reputation: 450
Posts: 29
Reasonopia
01.04.2024 23:03:39
Islam

i have joked about so many things that are not okay, how did you get one thing that i never said at all? interesting djinns around here for sure. 

01.04.2024 23:03:39
السلام
craigslist-stripper
Level 213
Status: State Minister
Sex Appeal: 7668034
Reputation: 322390
Posts: 1655
Agnostica
01.04.2024 23:08:43
craigslist-stripper

Islam wrote:
today they threw him into solitary for a "cold turkey" withdrawal after he refused to eat the bacon they served him...  

01.04.2024 23:08:43

Islam
Level 7
Status: Legal Alien
Sex Appeal: 304
Reputation: 450
Posts: 29
Reasonopia
01.04.2024 23:10:56
Islam

that was a reference to islamophobia, he was probably very rude about it and thrown into solitary for a reason, and plus he never even ate the bacon - he would never do that btw.
i know my cousin, he is not perfect but he does not deserve this. may allah protect him.

i would still love a quote like this from "police" about what he said btw. 

01.04.2024 23:10:56
السلام
craigslist-stripper
Level 213
Status: State Minister
Sex Appeal: 7668034
Reputation: 322390
Posts: 1655
Agnostica
01.04.2024 23:17:27
craigslist-stripper

yeah none of that really happened, so what we are left with is a weird and pathetic loser who has decided the best way to spend their time is to make up fake instances of islamophobia on bimboland as a joke. my point stands and im not replying to you anymore, as youve admitted to being terrible on purpose. bye

01.04.2024 23:17:27

Islam
Level 7
Status: Legal Alien
Sex Appeal: 304
Reputation: 450
Posts: 29
Reasonopia
01.04.2024 23:22:36
Islam

yea yea i thought i was talking to a man for a second due to your current makeup but after checking your profile and seeing you are a woman, i will just let you talk.

fact of the matter is my cousin is still unlawfully in jail.
you will not be able to do any roleplays, islamic or haram, when xihad comes for us all...

01.04.2024 23:22:36
السلام
Justicee
Level 136
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 1975073
Reputation: 49528
Posts: 1088
Reasonopia
01.04.2024 23:51:05
Justicee

craigslist-stripper wrote:
yeah none of that really happened, so what we are left with is a weird and pathetic loser who has decided the best way to spend their time is to make up fake instances of islamophobia on bimboland as a joke. my point stands and im not replying to you anymore, as youve admitted to being terrible on purpose. bye
Same to you shorty. All you do is go around on Bimboland putting your two cents where it dont belong. It's a PARODY clearly but ur too sensitive dont get invited to no parties i can see tf

01.04.2024 23:51:05
FIGHT / DEBATE me!  
craigslist-stripper
Level 213
Status: State Minister
Sex Appeal: 7668034
Reputation: 322390
Posts: 1655
Agnostica
02.04.2024 00:17:36
craigslist-stripper

i know its a parody account genius, thats the whole onus of my “joking about fake islamophobia isnt funny, its just sad” remark

and just lol thas wild @ you calling me sensitive when youre clearly still very buthurt that i said “nobody cares you got blocked” like a week ago. some self awareness would suit you bruv

02.04.2024 00:17:36

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