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New Fashion Contest: PRESIDENTIAL PARTY

Category
The Runway
Posts
20
Created
19.04.2021
Author
MissKaika
viscerae
Level 68
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 240690
Reputation: 95117
Posts: 1411
Atheista
25.04.2021 11:33:42
viscerae


Greetings, citizens and legal aliens of Bimboland. You may know me as Scintillant Sparkle VII (Scinti for short), the appointed cupid and matchmaker of this republic ever since its foundation. During these years, I've been responsible for all the matches made in heaven here, and a few of the ones resulting in breakups. I have descended from my luxurious 50-room mansion in the sky, which I did not, under any circumstances, commit tax fraud to purchase, to address an incredibly serious issue faced by our great city. 

You guessed it: the limits that are currently in place on the relationships between all of us except me, because I'm a divine being above all earthly laws. Since the beginning, I've found it absurd that no one can simultaneously maintain a recognised marriage and a relationship, and let's not mention the amount of f*ck bud- I mean lovers, a person can have. Only three? Pathetic. 

If I become the president, my top priority will be to change these restrictions so that love can reign free and unbridled by this society's archaic constraints. Everyone will have the right to as many lovers as they wish, as well as being able to have a relationship whilst being married. On top of that, I promise to devote at least 3.5% of the total budget to biodegradable glitter, so that we may all be fabulous and eco-friendly. 

All for love and love for all! 

P.S: I asked my intern to come up with a slogan for me! She said I don't pay her enough for that, so if I don't win the election, she's going to be fired <3

25.04.2021 11:33:42
|| they/he pronouns, please ||

Queerla
Level 117
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1272832
Reputation: 225554
Posts: 1496
Atheista
25.04.2021 18:55:41
Queerla

Queerla
Greetings from your next President, running on the Pleasure Principle! I stand, lounge, luxuriate, and f*ck in the name of fully automated gay trans fat crip space luxury communism, because I'm a Pleasure Activist and I want everyone to feel good in their bodies! If you elect me I will outlaw everything that causes shame and guilt and blame, and institute fully embodied celebrations of all of our fabulousness! Free sex toys and delicious food and massages and Space Spa Days for all (who want them)! Consent and unlimited sybaritic pleasure are where it's at. Fly through the stars, make alien friends or take alien lovers, and celebrate all the sizes and shapes and appearances and disabilities and neurodiversity and sexual diversity and gender diversity there ever has been and will be! Use whatever technology you want and need to make your life luxurious and fun without exploiting or hurting others! Chase euphoria! All relationship structures are valid. No limits on marriages or lovers or relationships, no shame in using or not using sex toys, bimbo and himbo clothing available to everyone, and monthly body celebration sessions for one and all! There's enough joy and resources for everyone so let's relax and have fun! 

25.04.2021 18:55:41
***fat queer cripness intensifies***
Share the fat pride and liberation here: https://bimbo.land/forum/show-me-your-boombos/t4278
Disability/Mad/Deaf/Crip pride here: https://bimbo.land/forum/disabled-people-are-hot-show-me-your-disabled-bimbo-lewks/t5057
clover carmen
Level 76
Status: Legal Alien
Sex Appeal: 346077
Reputation: 117826
Posts: 386
Freethinkerland
25.04.2021 21:52:24
clover carmen

clover carmen
GO GREEN OR GO BUST!
Are you tired of people throwing their trash around and outside their homes? are you tired of walking around the streets with dozens of black plastic trash bags stacked on top of each other on the park, lampposts and the sidewalks? are you tired of smelling the smog and methane in the air because of broken manholes? are you tied of people doing whatever the heck they want with no regards to other creatures living beside them on the same planet? are you tired of government investing our taxes on stupid projects like living on other planets instead of fixing this one instead? i am here for the green underdogs. those who have no voice of their own. i am here to tell you that enough is enough. if you elect me as your president, i will petition a law so the government and the millionaires who spend their money on stupid environmental corrupting projects & avoiding taxes will have no choice but to pay heavy fines yearly equal to 100 billion dollars or more projects to fix and green the lands, cleaning the water supplies, fixing the cities from pollution, providing people with life sustenance to self-preserve and survive or their penalty would be losing their money and belongings and their estates. join your voices and lets make this happen!

25.04.2021 21:52:24
" This life of mine is temporary. My real-life begins in heaven. "
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gabou777
Level 41
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 51550
Reputation: 29815
Posts: 1131
Secville
25.04.2021 22:28:32
gabou777

“You are beautiful just the way you are”

gabou777

♡ We are all beautiful just the way we are.
♡ As next president, I, Gabou777, will show to everyone that we are all beautiful and beauty standards are dumb! It doesn't matter your weight, skin color, height, style, gender, sexuality, etc. We are all sexy and stunning human beings.
♡ As your president I want to make everyone see just how beautiful they are and give them the confidence they need to truly be themselves.
♡ My projects are to create a fashion and beauty show where ANYONE no matter what you look like can walk down the runway and show the WORLD how beautiful and unique you are. 
♡ Part of the money collected by the show will be donated to young teens who struggle with body image and the other part will be donated to help the environment.
♡ I support EVERYONE because we are ALL beautiful humans :)
♡ Hopefully one day, us as a society will see that we are all unique and beautiful, and it's what makes us different that makes us so wonderful. One day we will all love ourselves just the way we are. 
I love you all and remember “You are beautiful just the way you are"  ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡



25.04.2021 22:28:32
Gaby  ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ 
Forest Witch
Level 46
Status: Legal Alien
Sex Appeal: 76556
Reputation: 48613
Posts: 1145
Secville
26.04.2021 11:29:41
Forest Witch

Save the oceans to save ourselves!
Forest Witch

Hello beatiful people of Bimboland! My name is Tessa and I've been an advocate for marine life since I've learned how important it is for our planet Earth. I'm not only a politician, I'm also a marine biologist, which makes me accountable for my words about the oceans. 
What I plan as a President:
- banning single-use plastic
- educating citizens from early on about importance of the oceans (school programs etc.)
- special programs for saving what has remained of our coral reefs
- making fishing industry sustainable
- less coal, more atom energy
- lessening the emission of greenhouse gases
Also, concerning human rights - I support women's rights, LGBT+ rights, the immigrants, all of our people. I believe we are all equal and thus we must unify in our goal to save the oceans - and as a result, to save the human race and our environment.



26.04.2021 11:29:41
“She never looked nice. She looked like art, and art wasn’t supposed to look nice; it was supposed to make you feel something.” - Rainbow Rowell
MissKaika
Level 250
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 14298361
Reputation: 202470
Posts: 1495
Atheista
30.04.2021 23:58:03
MissKaika

Congratulations to the winners of the first stage!

        
                                                     
                                  
                                                                                 

Special Mention:

                                         



30.04.2021 23:58:03
viscerae
Level 68
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 240690
Reputation: 95117
Posts: 1411
Atheista
01.05.2021 01:58:56
viscerae

congrats to all the other winners! everyone here did a great job and presented some awesome ideas, and i'm very honored to have placed in this round

01.05.2021 01:58:56
|| they/he pronouns, please ||

Blecky89
Level 234
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 10773780
Reputation: 759747
Posts: 25858
Freethinkerland
01.05.2021 02:01:34
Blecky89

I'm honored to be in top 3! Everyone has such great platforms. I bet judges had pretty tought job.
Congrats to other winners <3<3<3

01.05.2021 02:01:34
    
Namastis
Level 150
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 2674311
Reputation: 186758
Posts: 3551
Secville
01.05.2021 11:06:37
Namastis

Congratulations to all the winners! This contest is really great <3

01.05.2021 11:06:37
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Queerla
Level 117
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1272832
Reputation: 225554
Posts: 1496
Atheista
08.05.2021 14:34:50
Queerla

Took me a week to find this again lol but this was so fun! Congratulations to the winners! I had a blast in all 3 stages!

08.05.2021 14:34:50
***fat queer cripness intensifies***
Share the fat pride and liberation here: https://bimbo.land/forum/show-me-your-boombos/t4278
Disability/Mad/Deaf/Crip pride here: https://bimbo.land/forum/disabled-people-are-hot-show-me-your-disabled-bimbo-lewks/t5057

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Frequently Asked Questions


What is Ximbo land ?
The Internet republic of Ximbo lands is the worlds first Internet republic.

What is its mission?
To unite the world.

Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
The Internet republic of Ximbo land was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its more intelligent successor. The old site was for junior bimbos. This site is for intelligent Ximbos.

What is the national flag of Ximbo land?
Ximbolands Flag

When was the Internet republic of Ximbo land founded
2007

What is the capital city of the Internet republic of Ximbo land?
Bimbo City

How many states make up the internet republic of Ximbo land?
There are 6 states that make up the internet republic of Ximbo lands. They are ­ Atheistia, Freethinkerland, Reasonopia, Agnostica, Secville, and Antitheocra. Bimbo City is the neutral administrative capital and is its own city zone. Boob Island is the home of the President of the Internet republic of Ximbo land

What is a Ximbo citizen?
A ‘Ximbo’ or ‘Ximbo citizen’ is a member of the internet republic of Ximbolands community.

How can I become a Ximbo citizen?
In order to become a citizen of Ximboland you must first pass the Ximbolands citizens test. It is free to become a Ximbo citizen.

What is a Ximbo senator?
A Ximbo senator is a senior member of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. Only senators are eligible to put themselves forward for election to become State Ministers and then ultimately the Prime Ximbo.

Who is the Prime Ximbo?
The Prime Ximbo is the democratically elected head of the Internet republic of Ximbo land.

Where does the Prime Ximbo live?
The Prime Ximbo lives in the Pink House for the 4 month term they are in office.

I want to become Prime Ximbo. How do I do that?
Any Ximbo citizen can become Prime Ximbo using the democratic process. Its a 3 stage process from Senator>State Minister> Prime Ximbo. All Ximbo citizens can vote in general elections but in order to put themselves forward to become Prime Ximbo they must first become a Ximbo senator. All Ximbo senators are electable as state ministers. State Minister elections take place every 4 months also. Only state ministers are eligible to then become the Prime Ximbo.

Can I become Prime Ximbo more than once?
Yes ­ a Ximbo can hold the position of Prime Ximbo for 3 terms max.

How often do elections take place?
The Internet republic of Ximbolands holds elections every 4 months for Prime Ximbo and 4 months for State Minister.

Where do important discussions take place?
The Forum.

What is the treasury/Prime Ximbos salary?
The treasury/salary is the bank account of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. This figure is transferred to the paypal account of the Prime Ximbo at the end of their 4 month term in charge.

How is the treasury calculated?
The treasury is funded by the Ximbo citizens.
A percentage of the money paid by Ximbo citizens via Paypal and SMS is transferred into the Ximbo treasury. The rest is wisely used for further game development.

What's the national colour of Ximbo land?
Pink

How old must I be in order to become a Ximbo land citizen?
Anyone over the age of 18 are welcome to become a Ximbo citizen.

When are the national holidays of Ximbo land?
Jan 1st ­ New years day
Feb 12th ­ Darwin day
Feb 14th ­ Lovers day
March 8th ­ Womens day
March 21st ­ Spring solstice
April 13th ­ The Hitchslap Day (Christopher Hitchens birthday)
May 3rd ­ National day of reason
June 21st ­ World Humanist Day
Aug 2nd ­ The Internet republic of Ximbo land national day
Sep 21st ­ Peace one day
Dec 25th ­ Newtons birthday

What is the currency of Ximbo land?
The Ximbo Dollar (B$). Currently it is pegged in value to the US$

Who is the President of Ximbo land?
Miss Bimbo is the president of Ximbo land. She founded the bimbo nation in 2007 after escaping the tyranny, bigotry and and conservatism of the old world. You can read more about her here and here

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