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Melanclowny
Level 7
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 454
Reputation: 483
Posts: 8
Secville
12.12.2020 03:47:44
Melanclowny

Im more of an animal crossing guy. Rip to my island tho its on my roomates switch and shes moving out ಥ_ಥ

12.12.2020 03:47:44

kujojotaro
Level 28
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 16620
Reputation: 12544
Posts: 253
Atheista
12.12.2020 16:21:38
kujojotaro

I actually started a no-cheats run of minecraft last night! The farthest I've gotten on it is finding gold and a mineshaft but I want a village before I go to the nether (free food + trades). I made my base in a hollowed out mountain which is pretty cool imo

12.12.2020 16:21:38
18, autistic, mlm t4t, actual irl vampire, vamp/vampself ONLY
gerard way lives in my brain

garmetar
Level 21
Status: Legal Alien
Sex Appeal: 6935
Reputation: 4988
Posts: 59
Antitheocra
12.12.2020 18:18:42
garmetar

sacred wrote:
kujojotaro wrote:
I've played minecraft for like 8 years and not ONCE have I legitimately beaten the game + ender dragon. I think I'm gonna start to try to acrually do that it seems fun
SAAAMMEEEEE like i have never tried defeating the ender dragon on survival. like i havent even summoned a wither either
I always get too distracted trying to make my house pretty to do any of that ToT


12.12.2020 18:18:42
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xoxoaleksi
Level 10
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 721
Reputation: 616
Posts: 9
Freethinkerland
12.12.2020 18:34:28
xoxoaleksi

add frogs 2 minecraft !

12.12.2020 18:34:28
ily xx
peeslurper69
Level 137
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 2043178
Reputation: 220530
Posts: 2490
Atheista
12.12.2020 23:37:51
peeslurper69

omg @ kujojotaro good luck on your no cheats run! i want to try so bad but i am absolutely terrible with directions, even if i have the coordinates x) scared i'd just die and lose all my stuff bc idk how to get back D: also when i play with my friend i swear his character goes 2x as fast as mine so i lose him a lot and just end up tping to him lololol

12.12.2020 23:37:51
your reluctant optimist 
FunnyValentine
Level 31
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 23335
Reputation: 11943
Posts: 226
Atheista
13.12.2020 00:32:57
FunnyValentine

why is there no bimboland minecraft server. smh

13.12.2020 00:32:57
ダーティー・ディース・ダン・ダート・チープ!
peeslurper69
Level 137
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 2043178
Reputation: 220530
Posts: 2490
Atheista
13.12.2020 00:38:21
peeslurper69

i would love that omggg

13.12.2020 00:38:21
your reluctant optimist 
niiamh
Level 11
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 888
Reputation: 888
Posts: 3
Freethinkerland
13.12.2020 01:11:01
niiamh

kujojotaro wrote:
I actually started a no-cheats run of minecraft last night! The farthest I've gotten on it is finding gold and a mineshaft but I want a village before I go to the nether (free food + trades). I made my base in a hollowed out mountain which is pretty cool imo
I've recently started a new minecraft suv world without any cheats, but i keep it on peaceful bc I'm too scared of being killed and loosing everything haha

13.12.2020 01:11:01
                            
peeslurper69
Level 137
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 2043178
Reputation: 220530
Posts: 2490
Atheista
13.12.2020 19:28:03
peeslurper69

i really want to have a survival world that i build up from the ground but i literally don't know the first thing about building. my brain just doesn't comprehend it. even if i try and use guides i still suck sdjjhsdhfsd it's so unfortunate bc i really would love to do that but i would just have a bunch of ugly square buildings T.T

13.12.2020 19:28:03
your reluctant optimist 
kujojotaro
Level 28
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 16620
Reputation: 12544
Posts: 253
Atheista
13.12.2020 19:38:01
kujojotaro

peeslurper69 wrote:
omg @ kujojotaro good luck on your no cheats run!
I died in the mineshaft and now I am seriously considering giving up but thank you for wishing me luck

13.12.2020 19:38:01
18, autistic, mlm t4t, actual irl vampire, vamp/vampself ONLY
gerard way lives in my brain

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