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Truck Shepard
Level 27
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 14463
Reputation: 10323
Posts: 138
Atheista
28.12.2019 05:29:46
Truck Shepard

Hey yall im taking a break from minecraft rn (video games give me motionsickness) so I wanna talk about minecraft with yall. 
I really love the bees so much. My world im doin with my friends, i have a nice fenced in back yard and I put a fuckton of hives on all the trees on my property and im gonna make the whole town have a fuckton of bees. I'm also currently working on remodeling the whole village im in, with purpur bricks!
What yall been doin on minecraft?

28.12.2019 05:29:46
             Bleach Bitch ;* 
Gothava
Level 21
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 7598
Reputation: 5727
Posts: 55
Atheista
28.12.2019 07:56:50
Gothava

i do a lot of stuff in mc! my favorite thing to do is go on creative + easy mode and spawn mobs, and then keep them as pets. i have a nice little goth cottage with a spider named neutrogena in a glass cage in the back <3

28.12.2019 07:56:50
#plsmeat
 
Hagatha
Level 19
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 5679
Reputation: 5023
Posts: 14
Atheista
29.12.2019 21:19:24
Hagatha

I love Minecraft!  I enjoy building in creative.  Tag for my builds:  https://heeghie.tumblr.com/tagged/my-builds
Heres the build Ive most recently been working on!
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/658615870205198336/660954767488712734/2019-12-29_16.17.00.png
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/658615870205198336/660954761457303553/2019-12-29_16.17.20.png
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/658615870205198336/660954744063524894/2019-12-29_16.17.39.png

29.12.2019 21:19:24
Be gay.  Do necromancy.  Respect trans women.
      - Liliana Vess
Real legends dont joke about abuse to be funny!  <3
      - Vraska
Gucci Mango Fandango
Level 21
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 8012
Reputation: 4777
Posts: 4
Antitheocra
30.12.2019 03:18:49
Gucci Mango Fandango

y'all remember minecraft youtube and that community???? The like, rumors about the people in it were so funny. Not when they turned out to be p*dos and abusers, just that a bunch of minecraft youtubers were partying and got the SWAT team called on them. What do you even have to do for that to happen.

30.12.2019 03:18:49
Truck Shepard
Level 27
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 14463
Reputation: 10323
Posts: 138
Atheista
30.12.2019 06:04:16
Truck Shepard

Hagatha your builds are fuckin dope

And Gucci i think the swat stuff is just "Epic Gamer PRanks" that assholes do

30.12.2019 06:04:16
             Bleach Bitch ;* 
Alcohol Poisoning
Level 23
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 9458
Reputation: 6767
Posts: 14
Atheista
30.12.2019 19:39:53
Alcohol Poisoning

haven't played minecraft in a while but i love trying to make cute builds!! i'm one of those bastards who adds all those shaders and furniture, i used to have a minecraft blog but i haven't used it in forever.

30.12.2019 19:39:53

tenth doctor
Level 23
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 9466
Reputation: 6842
Posts: 108
Atheista
02.01.2020 05:53:30
tenth doctor

minecraft is epic!! i'm super excited to play on 1.15 ... i actually host my own minecraft server, playing singleplayer is just so lonely for me. i like to play on servers & especially make my own server because then i can make things with my friends or make things to show my friends and they can actually walk around it rather than just look at screenshots!!

in 2019 we actually did a thing called "Blocktober" for october and it was really fun, even if we only did a couple of the prompts :] if anyone is interested i can track down the videos that i posted of my builds!

for 2020 i'm looking forward to resetting the server & actually rebuilding it for a discord server i joined recently! its the new albion fanserver (like the musicals by paul shapera) and i think we plan on making some really cool stuff on the new server!! :D i'm waiting until some main plugins have been updated to 1.15 and when there are good datapacks for 1.15 before i start it back up ^_^

02.01.2020 05:53:30
Angel Dust
Level 71
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 274600
Reputation: 64359
Posts: 1038
Atheista
02.01.2020 07:37:29
Angel Dust

i've been playing on a server for a while with a handful of pals. we've sort of created our own commune and it's really interesting to see the contrasts of our builds (i mean... i sorta hollowed out a dirt hill and made it a home) and play styles. i'm a farming kinda guy.

recently, we've done up a green house (and by we i mean one of my pals that's actually epic at building) and we got some bees in it. they're named Bernadetta, Barry B. Benson, Buzz Lightyear, and Bennie. i love the bees so much and i would die for them tbh. i think another friend is gonna be building an underground transportation to... somewhere. not sure yet. 

02.01.2020 07:37:29
stream "Allergic To Food" by Melvins
Bubbles Dynamite
Level 19
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 4935
Reputation: 3583
Posts: 25
Atheista
02.01.2020 12:44:42
Bubbles Dynamite

My goal is to get to the End on survival because I've never done it before. I always run out of steam by the time I get close to finishing the portal :( 

02.01.2020 12:44:42

zephyrine
Level 23
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 9185
Reputation: 6030
Posts: 8
Atheista
04.01.2020 05:46:25
zephyrine

minecraft is so much more fun with friends, i used to play it alone when it first came out but a year ago i joined a big server and it's like a completely different game. and its fun to see two generations of miners and crafters hang together and just . block it up

04.01.2020 05:46:25

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