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Ximboland Clock

letter of resignation/open letter to ximboland

Posts
89
Created
27.03.2024
Author
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StrangeSnow
Level 40
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 48103
Reputation: 22263
Posts: 602
Secville
28.03.2024 21:15:41
StrangeSnow

Awh little babies can’t handle the hurty words :(

28.03.2024 21:15:41

ButterfIy
Level 58
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 155891
Reputation: 46607
Posts: 2266
Secville
28.03.2024 21:18:50
ButterfIy

Can’t be any worse than resigning in less than two months after dying to become the Prime Ximbo/Minister of Justice in the futile pursuit of creating Tumblr 2.0, only to embarrass yourself in every capacity. The way they FLOPPED is still giving me the giggles

28.03.2024 21:18:50
I am pro-Israel, DNI if pro-Palestine, thank you!
Theodora Dee
Level 43
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 62741
Reputation: 21175
Posts: 651
Secville
28.03.2024 21:21:29
Theodora Dee

oh god please return to stan twitter where you belong............. at least you will still have people to bully there when people eventually leave the site because you and your friends absolutely suck

28.03.2024 21:21:29

StrangeSnow
Level 40
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 48103
Reputation: 22263
Posts: 602
Secville
28.03.2024 21:22:03
StrangeSnow

Awh little babies so hurt they’re deflecting now 

28.03.2024 21:22:03

Angel Dust
Level 71
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 274600
Reputation: 64364
Posts: 1038
Atheista
28.03.2024 21:22:10
Angel Dust

we can only hope that one day conditions improve onsite. i almost had hope with this term, but chris remains unwilling to make a user-friendly site experience (which is wild, because that would certainly increase profits)

take care. holding that position must've been one of the most rancid and thankless jobs out there.

28.03.2024 21:22:10
stream "Allergic To Food" by Melvins
AuntieLice
Level 60
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 168031
Reputation: 78482
Posts: 2452
Secville
28.03.2024 21:22:14
AuntieLice

Theodora Dee wrote:
seriously, don't you two have hobbies other than trolling on a dressing-up game? it is honestly a bit sad to watch you guys
Don't you have any hobbies other than crying about not having enough money to get your penis surgically removed or for laser hair removal for your back on a dressing-up game?

28.03.2024 21:22:14
“Then two years ago, I became a public figure representing domestic abuse, and I felt the full force of our culture’s wrath for women who speak out.” -Amber Heard
Theodora Dee
Level 43
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 62741
Reputation: 21175
Posts: 651
Secville
28.03.2024 21:23:06
Theodora Dee

dude i WISH i had a penis </3 life would be so much easier

28.03.2024 21:23:06

Sw33t4sNvts F0REVER
Level 31
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 22414
Reputation: 5493
Posts: 240
Atheista
28.03.2024 21:33:12
Sw33t4sNvts F0REVER

StrangeSnow wrote:
Nah they’re referring to useless pieces of absolute dog shit like you who serve no actual purpose
Remember freedom of speech! 
This is not Xemocracy Arena darlin so mind your language

28.03.2024 21:33:12
I am former SweetasNuts FOREVER.
Do not get confused and mistake me for original SweetasNuts AND THEN subsequently claim to be morally outraged by impersonation and roleplay. Then we should be very suspicious of your opinion and motivations.

MamaMorton
Level 118
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1310238
Reputation: 27118
Posts: 17
Atheista
28.03.2024 21:37:25
MamaMorton

may I suggest y'all go and touch grass? 

28.03.2024 21:37:25
When you're good to mama, mama's good to you...
ButterfIy
Level 58
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 155891
Reputation: 46607
Posts: 2266
Secville
28.03.2024 22:08:20
ButterfIy

Sw33t4sNvts F0REVER wrote:
StrangeSnow wrote:
Nah they’re referring to useless pieces of absolute dog shit like you who serve no actual purpose
Remember freedom of speech! 
This is not Xemocracy Arena darlin so mind your language
I have reported them for their disgusting behaviour. Some people are just so vile, it's absolutely sickening.

28.03.2024 22:08:20
I am pro-Israel, DNI if pro-Palestine, thank you!

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What is Ximbo land ?
The Internet republic of Ximbo lands is the worlds first Internet republic.

What is its mission?
To unite the world.

Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
The Internet republic of Ximbo land was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its more intelligent successor. The old site was for junior bimbos. This site is for intelligent Ximbos.

What is the national flag of Ximbo land?
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When was the Internet republic of Ximbo land founded
2007

What is the capital city of the Internet republic of Ximbo land?
Bimbo City

How many states make up the internet republic of Ximbo land?
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I want to become Prime Ximbo. How do I do that?
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