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Ximboland Clock

letter of resignation/open letter to ximboland

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89
Created
27.03.2024
Author
Iowa
Lolita-Lover
Level 27
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 15029
Reputation: 9879
Posts: 190
Atheista
27.03.2024 23:55:32
Lolita-Lover

Thank you for everything you've done, and for compiling these records. I hope and assume you have all this saved and posted off-site, too... I'm so sorry for everything you've been put through, down to a personal level. I truly feel like no matter what you or anyone else could have done, nothing would have (or ever will) make Chris change his behavior. This goes beyond 'drama' and is a myriad of serious issues. Please protect yourself, because while the community has appreciated you, this website, and it's owner, does not deserve you.

27.03.2024 23:55:32
sweetassbuts
Level 9
Status: Legal Alien
Sex Appeal: 472
Reputation: 342
Posts: 12
Atheista
28.03.2024 00:05:52
sweetassbuts

Im thankful you posted this. it proves SweetasNuts listens to us true ximbos and took my suggest in having someone else to moderate teh Ximboland Arena to hold teh pink house accountable. i persoanlly think it should go to teh nut brothers but maybe teh nut brothers and Butterfly and Auntie Lice seem like a dream team. its ironic you are following previous footsteps and resigning. though i suppose the real reason for teh tyrant government is resigning because you didnt want to share teh power and not have all teh control.

28.03.2024 00:05:52
Iowa
Level 70
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 270130
Reputation: 31622
Posts: 1074
Reasonopia
28.03.2024 00:09:31
Iowa

10W4 WOMAN wrote:
My name is 10W4 (one,zero,W,four) WOMAN.  Get it right. I am a woman and I dont hate that i am a woman. I am fine with the way i was born.
Playing the victim its not like you abused your tools or broke rules. Here you go showing your screenshot hoarding fetish. This is why you couldn't be trusted and should have been stripped of tools. Let me guess you got no permission to share private posts from a private section? Just shows how low you are. Glad to see the trust about how biaed tou people are and how Sweetasnuts clocked you for it.
kiss my ass, buttlice.

28.03.2024 00:09:31
✖ he/him pronouns ✖ chris/sweetasnuts doesnt care about this game
Theodora Dee
Level 43
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 62711
Reputation: 21129
Posts: 650
Secville
28.03.2024 00:15:18
Theodora Dee

hehehehehehehehehehehehe

28.03.2024 00:15:18

lovelifegirl
Level 91
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 584479
Reputation: 43709
Posts: 1344
Atheista
28.03.2024 00:17:37
lovelifegirl

Theodora Dee wrote:
lovelifegirl wrote:
funnily enough, the boo and i were actually talking about having an alt site too just for dressing up and the game aspect - i draw and he likes to make games; he got so annoyed with the multiple solution sodoku he spent a couple of hours making a working, formulated sodoku game just bc he wanted to. it just kinda shows even the basic stuff on here is broken and lots of things need fixing ( but if you ever needed anymore to join you on the idea, we’d probably like to join haha )  

please take care lovely and ty for everything you’ve done <33
i would LOVE to sign up if this ever becomes real by the way!!
bit OT - but hes definitely getting more into programming and coding because of this site XDD ( hes always liked it, but for some reason, this site sparked it more LOL ) literally anything he does is just to prove it can be done, which is hilarious. i’ll probably float by to iowa to see, but the two of us are certainly keen and actually were researching things to run a site like this. ( i told him i wish we would buy ximbolands off chris lmaoo - we were super dorks talking about ideas and what we could do - and we wouldn’t charge the sm’s or pb’s their own currency for contests LOL - i thank cherri for making that clear when sm elections were an announced, bc i actually had no idea any diamonds or $$ were out of pocket, so again another payable charge for the volunteers help running the player base lmao ) 

28.03.2024 00:17:37
     

Dad
Dad
Level 47
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 78642
Reputation: 32799
Posts: 194
Reasonopia
28.03.2024 00:25:56
Dad

When the callout post of the century drops and the recently active section is suddenly swarming with obvious burner accounts

28.03.2024 00:25:56
C'mere, sport, give your old man a hug!

Iowa
Level 70
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 270130
Reputation: 31622
Posts: 1074
Reasonopia
28.03.2024 00:28:57
Iowa

10W4 WOMAN wrote:
Iowa wrote:
10W4 WOMAN wrote:
My name is 10W4 (one,zero,W,four) WOMAN.  Get it right. I am a woman and I dont hate that i am a woman. I am fine with the way i was born.
Playing the victim its not like you abused your tools or broke rules. Here you go showing your screenshot hoarding fetish. This is why you couldn't be trusted and should have been stripped of tools. Let me guess you got no permission to share private posts from a private section? Just shows how low you are. Glad to see the trust about how biaed tou people are and how Sweetasnuts clocked you for it.
kiss my ass, buttlice.
i’m a troglodytic parasite with a psychosexual obsession with trans people. i dedicate hours of my day to trying to make them as uncomfortable as possible because i would rather do that than look in a mirror
wow so true ;]

28.03.2024 00:28:57
✖ he/him pronouns ✖ chris/sweetasnuts doesnt care about this game
Iowa
Level 70
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 270130
Reputation: 31622
Posts: 1074
Reasonopia
28.03.2024 00:32:50
Iowa

Dad wrote:
When the callout post of the century drops and the recently active section is suddenly swarming with obvious burner accounts
if they come out of woodwork like termites in this thread theyre just proving me right.

alright im going to take a leetol break. might be on later might not. love you all <3 dms are still open

28.03.2024 00:32:50
✖ he/him pronouns ✖ chris/sweetasnuts doesnt care about this game
Honey Beee
Level 212
Status: State Minister
Sex Appeal: 7598300
Reputation: 134343
Posts: 2638
Secville
28.03.2024 00:37:52
Honey Beee

I cannot emphasize how much he does not care about this community lol. Cancel your senatorships! Do not give Bimboland your money… 

Unfortunately we lose another wonderful PH member. Wishing you the best iowa on your next endeavors, you and the rest of the PH did the best you could with the resources that you had. 

28.03.2024 00:37:52

audrey_lynn
Level 170
Status: State Minister
Sex Appeal: 3891561
Reputation: 107043
Posts: 1246
Atheista
28.03.2024 01:09:23
audrey_lynn

Much love Iowa!!  You have done SO much as minister of justice, we can all tell how passionate you are about this community <3 Sad that it had to come to this but also happy for you for prioritizing your own mental health <3<3

28.03.2024 01:09:23

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