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lets be real here

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torrenoia
Level 70
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 268939
Reputation: 39685
Posts: 1162
Atheista
22.01.2021 13:17:46
torrenoia

living is too scary :(

22.01.2021 13:17:46
they/them | (in a thick new yorker accent) ey im meowin ova here!!
Forest Witch
Level 46
Status: Legal Alien
Sex Appeal: 76556
Reputation: 48613
Posts: 1145
Secville
22.01.2021 14:15:17
Forest Witch

i feel so cold they should name a glacier after me

22.01.2021 14:15:17
“She never looked nice. She looked like art, and art wasn’t supposed to look nice; it was supposed to make you feel something.” - Rainbow Rowell
CinnamonSugar
Level 160
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 3224374
Reputation: 312989
Posts: 6732
Freethinkerland
22.01.2021 14:46:21
CinnamonSugar

torrenoia wrote:
living is too scary :(
Indeed

22.01.2021 14:46:21
“If you know someone who’s depressed, please resolve never to ask them why. Depression isn’t a straightforward response to a bad situation; depression just is, like the weather.” ~Stephen Fry
Living with depression? Connect with others at the Mental Health Check-in.
Juggalo Rights
Level 30
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 20301
Reputation: 13658
Posts: 276
Atheista
22.01.2021 15:52:41
Juggalo Rights

what bootlicking juggalophobes downvoted my comment

22.01.2021 15:52:41
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Anna Lena
Level 55
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 133850
Reputation: 55371
Posts: 3773
Freethinkerland
22.01.2021 18:02:40
Anna Lena

I made it into a mentoring programme and we’re introduced to the mentors today 

22.01.2021 18:02:40
Kawaii Mew
Juggalo Rights
Level 30
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 20301
Reputation: 13658
Posts: 276
Atheista
22.01.2021 21:53:34
Juggalo Rights

me: the confederate flag is bad and people who reject it are good
the chuds on bimbo dot land: i dont like that you used the f word so i'm going to downvote you

22.01.2021 21:53:34
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miesha
Level 44
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 65601
Reputation: 33476
Posts: 1083
Atheista
22.01.2021 22:01:39
miesha

Im genuinely astonished that theres people who disagree with the shirt (and the general statement)

22.01.2021 22:01:39
19, she/he pronouns ONLY. Barely on the site anymore so don’t bother. Please don’t interact with me if we aren’t friends, it makes me incredibly uncomfortable and anxious. 
Bimkko
Level 41
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 54207
Reputation: 18821
Posts: 253
Atheista
22.01.2021 22:32:53
Bimkko

all the shows i was watchin that sucked finished airing today n i get two slappers in return life is good im freed from absolutely garbage content n may finally enjoy myself

22.01.2021 22:32:53
mimsie
Level 12
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1245
Reputation: 1020
Posts: 14
Atheista
23.01.2021 03:15:56
mimsie

me when i

23.01.2021 03:15:56
CommunityVerified
Level 98
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 740181
Reputation: 40883
Posts: 713
Reasonopia
23.01.2021 03:19:59
CommunityVerified

start on wedding registry today and im definitely going to sneak in many lobster items

well its not really sneaking because my fiance knows. but i think we should have a lobster themed bathroom :) and bedroom. and perhaps house. 

23.01.2021 03:19:59
 

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What is Ximbo land ?
The Internet republic of Ximbo lands is the worlds first Internet republic.

What is its mission?
To unite the world.

Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
The Internet republic of Ximbo land was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its more intelligent successor. The old site was for junior bimbos. This site is for intelligent Ximbos.

What is the national flag of Ximbo land?
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When was the Internet republic of Ximbo land founded
2007

What is the capital city of the Internet republic of Ximbo land?
Bimbo City

How many states make up the internet republic of Ximbo land?
There are 6 states that make up the internet republic of Ximbo lands. They are ­ Atheistia, Freethinkerland, Reasonopia, Agnostica, Secville, and Antitheocra. Bimbo City is the neutral administrative capital and is its own city zone. Boob Island is the home of the President of the Internet republic of Ximbo land

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Where does the Prime Ximbo live?
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I want to become Prime Ximbo. How do I do that?
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Dec 25th ­ Newtons birthday

What is the currency of Ximbo land?
The Ximbo Dollar (B$). Currently it is pegged in value to the US$

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