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Created
14.02.2020
pierrot
Level 32
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 25316
Reputation: 16569
Posts: 104
Antitheocra
23.01.2021 08:20:23
pierrot

i'm losing it, i'm almost level 31 but it's been 99% for like forever

23.01.2021 08:20:23
   
Anna Lena
Level 46
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 72950
Reputation: 29145
Posts: 1862
Freethinkerland
23.01.2021 08:49:52
Anna Lena

pierrot wrote:
i'm losing it, i'm almost level 31 but it's been 99% for like forever
Just reacted to you, you should be 100% now :)

23.01.2021 08:49:52
Kawaii Mew
Bimkko
Level 35
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 33264
Reputation: 17055
Posts: 166
Atheista
23.01.2021 10:54:03
Bimkko

good day to cringe ppl and sluts <3

23.01.2021 10:54:03
begging yall to balance out my reactions im pissed with the difference between heart eyes and the othersdont u dare heart eyes me some more
he/him NOT A NATIVE ENGLISH SPEAKER DON'T COME AT ME WITH CLASSIST STANDARDS OF PERFECT LANGUAGE ITS BS ♥
Forest Witch
Level 31
Status: Legal Alien
Sex Appeal: 23359
Reputation: 15767
Posts: 1052
Secville
23.01.2021 11:13:01
Forest Witch

I don't know if I'd want to go through my childhood all over again

23.01.2021 11:13:01
“She never looked nice. She looked like art, and art wasn’t supposed to look nice; it was supposed to make you feel something.” - Rainbow Rowell
milf_fairy
Level 17
Status: Legal Alien
Sex Appeal: 3322
Reputation: 2802
Posts: 16
Reasonopia
23.01.2021 13:44:21
milf_fairy

I just drank juice yum 

23.01.2021 13:44:21
DitzyDaisy88
Level 18
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 4078
Reputation: 3098
Posts: 11
Atheista
23.01.2021 15:46:17
DitzyDaisy88

I wish they had more games besides the match ones.
Like maybe some old school arcade games but bimbo themed.

Like some puzzles? Or solitaire like ones.
the match games just get tedious 

23.01.2021 15:46:17
morguegirl
Level 53
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 117626
Reputation: 48222
Posts: 1335
Atheista
23.01.2021 17:34:41
morguegirl

hi bimboland i'm here waiting for everskies launch <3

23.01.2021 17:34:41
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Forest Witch
Level 31
Status: Legal Alien
Sex Appeal: 23359
Reputation: 15767
Posts: 1052
Secville
23.01.2021 17:56:14
Forest Witch

my anxiety is killing me, any tips? besides getting hammered, I already know that one

23.01.2021 17:56:14
“She never looked nice. She looked like art, and art wasn’t supposed to look nice; it was supposed to make you feel something.” - Rainbow Rowell
Dubby
Level 25
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 12283
Reputation: 8697
Posts: 132
Agnostica
23.01.2021 18:09:56
Dubby

Forest Witch wrote:
my anxiety is killing me, any tips? besides getting hammered, I already know that one
find things that are comforting for you to do, like things you like. find a comfort show or game, and if you can then try and talk to a therapist or close friend who also has anxiety, trust me, talking it out really helps.
in social situations, for me, i normally just distance myself and go into a room or around a corner away from everyone and try to follow my breathing (:
i hope this helped!!

23.01.2021 18:09:56
            Dub, VP of Ritz Crackers
  • ✧・゚: *✧・゚:*       *:・゚✧*:・゚✧

LillyAnn
Level 129
Status: Minister of Justice
Sex Appeal: 1686599
Reputation: 144391
Posts: 1743
Freethinkerland
23.01.2021 18:13:56
LillyAnn

Hmm, how about vitamins? During winter time we certainly need more of D3, but B complex vitamins and magnesium could be quite helpful, especially combination of B6 and Mg. It's good for nervous system and relaxes. I have insomnia sometimes and during these days I double the doze of b6+Mg and take it before sleeping. It doesn't really work like a sleeping pill or anxiolytics, just helps relaxing and ease the tension so if you have to do something it won't knock you down to sleep.

23.01.2021 18:13:56

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