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EnthusiasticNaps
Level 121
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1395694
Reputation: 89017
Posts: 1454
Reasonopia
30.04.2024 01:54:42
EnthusiasticNaps

anyone else go yippee! when you get a lottery ticket and get to spin the wheel? I don't even care what I get I just like it <3

30.04.2024 01:54:42

talkshowboy
Level 14
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1936
Reputation: 1542
Posts: 13
Atheista
30.04.2024 03:05:12
talkshowboy

i just got mac and cheese all over my shirt fuck my life 

30.04.2024 03:05:12
with love,
sasha (he/him)
your computer loves you!

CocoChasteigne
Level 32
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 25119
Reputation: 16628
Posts: 300
Atheista
30.04.2024 04:15:10
CocoChasteigne

EnthusiasticNaps wrote: (original post HERE)
anyone else go yippee! when you get a lottery ticket and get to spin the wheel? I don't even care what I get I just like it <3
I had 3 tickets and used them all today!~ ♡

30.04.2024 04:15:10
     

liveangel
Level 246
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 13240355
Reputation: 309083
Posts: 3377
Reasonopia
30.04.2024 09:12:52
liveangel

EnthusiasticNaps wrote: (original post HERE)
anyone else go yippee! when you get a lottery ticket and get to spin the wheel? I don't even care what I get I just like it <3
I got into the habit of saving them up and then spinning them in batches. Perhaps I should start using them whenever I get "Get 2/3 Fitness/Vanity/Superficiality" in Daily Tasks.

30.04.2024 09:12:52

lilonostitches
Level 29
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 17917
Reputation: 7949
Posts: 137
Freethinkerland
30.04.2024 09:15:03
lilonostitches

That's actually a genius maneuver, liveangel.

30.04.2024 09:15:03

muckie
Level 28
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 17434
Reputation: 11341
Posts: 127
Atheista
30.04.2024 09:39:40
muckie

me whenever i see the total cost for my new fit at the clothes shop ;_;
Why does everything cost money  rmemes

30.04.2024 09:39:40
all poopoo times are peepee times but not all peepee times are poopoo times 
stonersiren
Level 34
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 29432
Reputation: 15541
Posts: 50
Atheista
30.04.2024 17:24:49
stonersiren

been seeing this "would you rather fight 1 bear or 1 man in the woods" debate online... at first i thought it was some racist shit or some schizo shit... but no it's way worse.

it's literally "look at how much of a victim i am!!!" but make it extra stupid 

just screaming this into the void cause i think social media is trying to radicalize me again 

30.04.2024 17:24:49
SinksTears
Level 96
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 702517
Reputation: 58848
Posts: 1524
Antitheocra
30.04.2024 17:35:51
SinksTears

Bear vs Man vs Man... All I'm thinking of is gay p*rn??

30.04.2024 17:35:51

Gold Curious Achievement - 892/2000 (Be Challenged In Debates)


BelleRose
Level 17
Status: Legal Alien
Sex Appeal: 3301
Reputation: 2319
Posts: 15
Agnostica
30.04.2024 18:45:54
BelleRose

I actually have a friend who, if that was a gay manga, she'd be all over it

30.04.2024 18:45:54
KittyOnyx
Level 37
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 39942
Reputation: 18476
Posts: 414
Freethinkerland
30.04.2024 19:07:34
KittyOnyx

I don't want to be little, i just want to be tiny.......

30.04.2024 19:07:34
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