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lets be real here

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Created
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KittyOnyx
Level 39
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 45327
Reputation: 20925
Posts: 452
Freethinkerland
16.05.2024 21:52:55
KittyOnyx

Husband introduced me to chocolate mousse (i have ARFID).... I think he may have kickstarted an addiction... it has oreo crumbles in it....!

16.05.2024 21:52:55
I have some beautiful friends and all you have is a snitch!
Honey Beee
Level 212
Status: State Minister
Sex Appeal: 7602786
Reputation: 134902
Posts: 2682
Secville
17.05.2024 12:30:37
Honey Beee

Chocolate mousse is so yummy!

17.05.2024 12:30:37

KittyOnyx
Level 39
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 45327
Reputation: 20925
Posts: 452
Freethinkerland
17.05.2024 17:49:44
KittyOnyx

After eating it i couldnt help but have an overwhlming aftertaste of cream cheese and i no longer vibe with the chocolate mousse

17.05.2024 17:49:44
I have some beautiful friends and all you have is a snitch!
Timothee Chatroulette
Level 131
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1778311
Reputation: 54595
Posts: 1916
Atheista
17.05.2024 18:42:27
Timothee Chatroulette

i want creamed cheese 

17.05.2024 18:42:27
  
SinksTears
Level 97
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 726026
Reputation: 62382
Posts: 1576
Antitheocra
17.05.2024 19:09:14
SinksTears

My cheese slide off my grilled cheese when I was flipping it... I'm going to cry today... And it's DAY 1!!

17.05.2024 19:09:14

Gold Curious Achievement - 1140/2000 (Be Challenged In Debates)


KittyOnyx
Level 39
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 45327
Reputation: 20925
Posts: 452
Freethinkerland
17.05.2024 20:14:40
KittyOnyx

I swear to Xod almighty, a construction worker planted a watch in my walls. We recently moved into our new house (like literally just finished being built) and we hear this faint alarm beeping every day at exactly 4:11. We cannot figure out where its coming from. Its in one of the walls in our room. It goes off every day without fail! Why 4:11?! Who did this?!?!

17.05.2024 20:14:40
I have some beautiful friends and all you have is a snitch!
Timothee Chatroulette
Level 131
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1778311
Reputation: 54595
Posts: 1916
Atheista
17.05.2024 20:22:22
Timothee Chatroulette

thats actually pretty funny

17.05.2024 20:22:22
  
KittyOnyx
Level 39
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 45327
Reputation: 20925
Posts: 452
Freethinkerland
17.05.2024 20:35:16
KittyOnyx

im violently annoyed exactly one minute every day

17.05.2024 20:35:16
I have some beautiful friends and all you have is a snitch!
SinksTears
Level 97
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 726026
Reputation: 62382
Posts: 1576
Antitheocra
17.05.2024 20:43:41
SinksTears

They got somewhere to BE at 4:11, I hope they're not as forgetful me cause that worker would be DOMMED FOR LIFE after losing that watch </3

17.05.2024 20:43:41

Gold Curious Achievement - 1140/2000 (Be Challenged In Debates)


mariabadescu
Level 23
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 9709
Reputation: 7033
Posts: 164
Atheista
17.05.2024 23:52:31
mariabadescu

just realized we are all someone else's "piece of cake" duel... makes you think 

17.05.2024 23:52:31
    
               


 







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What is Ximbo land ?
The Internet republic of Ximbo lands is the worlds first Internet republic.

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Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
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