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Ximboland Clock

In light of the recent Court case

Category
Xemocracy Arena
Posts
472
Created
04.03.2024
Author
SweetasNuts

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craigslist-stripper
Level 214
Status: State Minister
Sex Appeal: 7809292
Reputation: 323857
Posts: 1713
Agnostica
20.03.2024 20:41:23
craigslist-stripper

man you just wont let that “yeas” go, will you? are you expecting to get some sort of rise out of me by constantly misinterpreting my gender?

what do you want? for me to cry? report you? threaten to kill myself in a discord livestream? whoops sorry those are all things alexstrasza did! unfortunately im not a pathetic crybaby like her. try harder idiot 

20.03.2024 20:41:23

Sw33t4sNvts F0REVER
Level 31
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 22940
Reputation: 5626
Posts: 241
Atheista
20.03.2024 20:44:59
Sw33t4sNvts F0REVER

Move on dusty
Now it is you whom is an anonymous and nameless and sexless avatar being precious and dramatic about a few online hurty words.


20.03.2024 20:44:59
I am former SweetasNuts FOREVER.
Do not get confused and mistake me for original SweetasNuts AND THEN subsequently claim to be morally outraged by impersonation and roleplay. Then we should be very suspicious of your opinion and motivations.

craigslist-stripper
Level 214
Status: State Minister
Sex Appeal: 7809292
Reputation: 323857
Posts: 1713
Agnostica
20.03.2024 20:46:29
craigslist-stripper

neither of you have reading comprehension ;(

 Sad!

20.03.2024 20:46:29

ButterfIy
Level 59
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 158316
Reputation: 46735
Posts: 2269
Secville
20.03.2024 20:47:55
ButterfIy

Can’t be any dumber than the man who thinks he’s a woman! 

20.03.2024 20:47:55
I am pro-Israel, DNI if pro-Palestine, thank you!
craigslist-stripper
Level 214
Status: State Minister
Sex Appeal: 7809292
Reputation: 323857
Posts: 1713
Agnostica
20.03.2024 21:11:35
craigslist-stripper

awww i notice you deleted your post where you thought i was threatening to kill myself, rather than making fun of you for doing so in the past. seems like you are dumber than a man who thinks he’s a woman…

20.03.2024 21:11:35

ButterfIy
Level 59
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 158316
Reputation: 46735
Posts: 2269
Secville
20.03.2024 21:18:44
ButterfIy

Yeah, that’s definitely the reason why it was deleted like your second X chromosome, lmfao. The way you’re stuck trying to push this sad little narrative that I’m alextrasza, lmfao. Humour us with the evidence, I’m sure we’re all dying to hear it just as much as we’re dying to hear about your arduous journey with Klinefelter’s!

You obviously won’t since you’re too busy guzzling down oestrogen every hour, on the hour. It’s just getting desperate at this point, wouldn’t you agree?

20.03.2024 21:18:44
I am pro-Israel, DNI if pro-Palestine, thank you!
AuntieLice
Level 60
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 168205
Reputation: 78562
Posts: 2452
Secville
20.03.2024 21:23:43
AuntieLice

His evidence is that you don't support transvestites...just like 95% of the world population so that really narrows it down. I wonder if these paranoid thoughts could be a result of puberty blockers? Food for thought, just hope he doesn't eat all of it

20.03.2024 21:23:43
“Then two years ago, I became a public figure representing domestic abuse, and I felt the full force of our culture’s wrath for women who speak out.” -Amber Heard
ButterfIy
Level 59
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 158316
Reputation: 46735
Posts: 2269
Secville
20.03.2024 21:26:40
ButterfIy

I did hear that puberty blockers reduce your cognition. Maybe that’s what happened to this transvestite? I will keep an eye out on his bone density, I heard they’re prone to fractures and osteoporosis! It would explain why he doesn’t leave his bed, in any case.

20.03.2024 21:26:40
I am pro-Israel, DNI if pro-Palestine, thank you!
Theodora Dee
Level 44
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 64901
Reputation: 21527
Posts: 673
Secville
20.03.2024 21:28:53
Theodora Dee

I did heaw that pubewty bwockews :3 weduce youw cognyition. Maybe that’s what happenyed t-to this twansvestite?!! OwO I wiww k-k-keep an eye out on his bonye density, I heawd they’we *walks away* pwonye t-to fwactuwes *cries* and osteopowosis!!11

20.03.2024 21:28:53

ButterfIy
Level 59
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 158316
Reputation: 46735
Posts: 2269
Secville
20.03.2024 21:30:07
ButterfIy

And there you have it! 

20.03.2024 21:30:07
I am pro-Israel, DNI if pro-Palestine, thank you!

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