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Ximboland Clock

In light of the recent Court case

Category
Xemocracy Arena
Posts
472
Created
04.03.2024
Author
SweetasNuts

Poll: Does the government care about Bimbo rights?

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ButterfIy
Level 59
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 158316
Reputation: 46735
Posts: 2269
Secville
20.03.2024 14:48:25
ButterfIy

I fail to believe that those two stunning women gave birth to a creature with nuts and a vag; I also fail to understand how those icons could have failed a child so badly they devolved into a non-binary monstrosity with innumerable mental conditions. Just my opinion, of course, maybe I’m just not as imaginative as you!

20.03.2024 14:48:25
I am pro-Israel, DNI if pro-Palestine, thank you!
AuntieLice
Level 60
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 168205
Reputation: 78562
Posts: 2452
Secville
20.03.2024 15:01:50
AuntieLice

torrenoia wrote:
i don't think you know what i look like and i can't speak for the other mentally ill non-binarisms but i do not have 50 accounts i have like one other alt atm that i made as a joke and he's level 6 and i forgot the password but if you're still paranoid about dislikes from him the account is Mario with a gun wahoo
Thank you for being so open and honest with us, but I'm not a transvestite so I don't live for approval and validation. I exist simply cause I do and no one has to play pretend with me in order for that to be true so feel free to dislike my posts as much as you want, hon!


20.03.2024 15:01:50
“Then two years ago, I became a public figure representing domestic abuse, and I felt the full force of our culture’s wrath for women who speak out.” -Amber Heard
ButterfIy
Level 59
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 158316
Reputation: 46735
Posts: 2269
Secville
20.03.2024 15:03:49
ButterfIy

I’m feeling extra feminine today after looking at Dean’s vagina; maybe I’ll chop my penis off and donate it to somebody who desperately wants one (like iona). Hopefully everyone around me will notice that I’m a woman now even though I have a  beard, a 5 inch adam’s apple and a hairy back!

20.03.2024 15:03:49
I am pro-Israel, DNI if pro-Palestine, thank you!
Sw33t4sNvts F0REVER
Level 31
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 22940
Reputation: 5626
Posts: 241
Atheista
20.03.2024 18:19:11
Sw33t4sNvts F0REVER

Ok I have just come off an emergency zoom call with the President, the Prime Bimbo and some government ministers discussing this latest crisis.
The President is close to enacting some emergency measures and remove b and t from lgbt due to some black and trans xitizens openly calling to undermine our president,  bring down our democracy and commit fashion crimes. 
I ask teh Prime Bimbo, Fashion Police and anyone who loves Fashionable Republic of Ximboland to be on guard from ‘enemies from within’ and btUX whom are trying to undermine our president, our bimbos and our fledgling democracy!


20.03.2024 18:19:11
I am former SweetasNuts FOREVER.
Do not get confused and mistake me for original SweetasNuts AND THEN subsequently claim to be morally outraged by impersonation and roleplay. Then we should be very suspicious of your opinion and motivations.

Hot Topica
Level 45
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 69507
Reputation: 42433
Posts: 2090
Reasonopia
20.03.2024 18:21:32
Hot Topica

Anyone in this thread smoke weed

20.03.2024 18:21:32
  FREE PALESTINE  
Sw33t4sNvts F0REVER
Level 31
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 22940
Reputation: 5626
Posts: 241
Atheista
20.03.2024 18:42:27
Sw33t4sNvts F0REVER

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20.03.2024 18:42:27
I am former SweetasNuts FOREVER.
Do not get confused and mistake me for original SweetasNuts AND THEN subsequently claim to be morally outraged by impersonation and roleplay. Then we should be very suspicious of your opinion and motivations.

craigslist-stripper
Level 214
Status: State Minister
Sex Appeal: 7809302
Reputation: 323875
Posts: 1713
Agnostica
20.03.2024 18:43:09
craigslist-stripper

tfw no one is interacting with your low quality rage bait so you go onto your alt to try and stir the pot some more. here’s a pro tip: NO ONE CARES. 

don’t you two have a discord chat or someplace private to jerk each other off?

20.03.2024 18:43:09

ButterfIy
Level 59
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 158316
Reputation: 46735
Posts: 2269
Secville
20.03.2024 19:26:45
ButterfIy

Don’t YOU have some place private to jerk off? Something tells me your vagina isn’t as natural as you’d want it to be.

20.03.2024 19:26:45
I am pro-Israel, DNI if pro-Palestine, thank you!
craigslist-stripper
Level 214
Status: State Minister
Sex Appeal: 7809302
Reputation: 323875
Posts: 1713
Agnostica
20.03.2024 19:33:42
craigslist-stripper

no YOU! lol great comeback you really showed me

20.03.2024 19:33:42

ButterfIy
Level 59
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 158316
Reputation: 46735
Posts: 2269
Secville
20.03.2024 19:45:51
ButterfIy

Glad you enjoyed it, hopefully you enjoy your female penis and Y chromosomes just as much!

20.03.2024 19:45:51
I am pro-Israel, DNI if pro-Palestine, thank you!

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