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how is everyone doing, really? vent to me baby.

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498
Created
14.12.2019
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Freia Dysiac
Hugh Janus
Level 22
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 7534
Reputation: 4709
Posts: 7
Atheista
30.04.2020 18:04:43
Hugh Janus

procrastinated listening to fiona apple's new album because i knew it would fuck me up.

and guess what i listened to it, and now I'm all fucked up :/

30.04.2020 18:04:43

Poison Black
Level 64
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 202841
Reputation: 30035
Posts: 341
Secville
30.04.2020 18:43:09
Poison Black

Since COVID start, I'm strugling a lot with my mental health. There's a ton of things I need to do daily, but me and my wife finally get all of our housekeeping tasks "done". Yes, new things pop up here and there, but at least, we finally can enjoy a good time wich eachother again and I'm SO happy that she's here. Yesterday, we play an RPG session that blow our minds!
I'm trying to stay positive, I guess, but at this point, I'm starting to get used to it and being more functional.

30.04.2020 18:43:09


Surprise, b*tch! Something Wicked is coming, and I guess it's me! Who's the baddest witch in town? ;)
clarabby
Level 20
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 6008
Reputation: 4311
Posts: 135
Atheista
04.05.2020 09:34:43
clarabby

School sucks

04.05.2020 09:34:43
Britney spears toxic GIF - Find on GIFER
BexEna
Level 23
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 10398
Reputation: 7705
Posts: 544
Atheista
04.05.2020 09:35:04
BexEna

I'm high key a mess, my boyfriend stabbed me and sent me to hospital for two days and then broke up with me as soon as I got out and now we are in lockdown and i have wrk to do an dmy mental health is a mess and my hallucinations are back but i cant go out to see a psych because i have pulmonary sarcoidosis and i cant risk Ms Rona with my sucky lungs and ugh  

04.05.2020 09:35:04
Skull Throwing  Skeletons  Know Your Meme
Braganza
Level 18
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 4801
Reputation: 3698
Posts: 35
Antitheocra
04.05.2020 09:52:58
Braganza

Ehh, multiple deaths in the extended family from 'Rona, stood down from job, left on read by several friends but procrastinated on everything i wanted to do for almost a month. Now I am getting to it all but have been most effective at getting a huge amount of work done on an online community project. Oh, and the cat tried to open the veins at my wrist again.

04.05.2020 09:52:58
Hot Pie is Azor Ahai, the Prince that was Promised.
dreamerdumpling101
Level 32
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 26564
Reputation: 18162
Posts: 111
Atheista
09.05.2020 15:12:34
dreamerdumpling101

Procrastination at the highest level right now with practicals and finals coming up ...

09.05.2020 15:12:34
Live your own best life.

peeslurper69
Level 137
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 2043188
Reputation: 220540
Posts: 2490
Atheista
16.05.2020 10:03:38
peeslurper69

i um. don’t even have words for how i’m feeling. i am feeling many things and not a single one is making me wish i was conscious rn

16.05.2020 10:03:38
your reluctant optimist 
Vetra
Level 20
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 5838
Reputation: 4483
Posts: 22
Atheista
17.05.2020 11:55:31
Vetra

Finished out my last semester at college, so now I'm just kind of... idk. Flopped out on my couch and staring into the void.

17.05.2020 11:55:31
:P
lylah kirina
Level 31
Status: Legal Alien
Sex Appeal: 22520
Reputation: 11878
Posts: 6
Atheista
22.05.2020 18:18:51
lylah kirina


I am studying architecture programs, drawing and watching series hsushususshu good quarantine to everyone shsuhsushu kissus :)

22.05.2020 18:18:51
ratcunt
Level 16
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 2911
Reputation: 2477
Posts: 2
Atheista
28.05.2020 01:37:50
ratcunt

ive been quarantined for abt two months now w my parents i have close family in the hospital w covid n money running low i seem to have manufactured a childhood trauma remembrance site instead of a so called "identity" i never missed seeing faces and hearing voices and cold air so much in my life my two year long pursuit of finally getting a college education may be put further on hold for financial and political issues raised by the current crisis and im realistically afraid i wont be able to see my partner ever again but all of that is secondary to the fact that i am still missing 5000 bimbo dollars to complete my pajama party theme outfit and for that sole reason god shall not be forgiven for the injustices he has dealt me

28.05.2020 01:37:50

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What is Ximbo land ?
The Internet republic of Ximbo lands is the worlds first Internet republic.

What is its mission?
To unite the world.

Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
The Internet republic of Ximbo land was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its more intelligent successor. The old site was for junior bimbos. This site is for intelligent Ximbos.

What is the national flag of Ximbo land?
Ximbolands Flag

When was the Internet republic of Ximbo land founded
2007

What is the capital city of the Internet republic of Ximbo land?
Bimbo City

How many states make up the internet republic of Ximbo land?
There are 6 states that make up the internet republic of Ximbo lands. They are ­ Atheistia, Freethinkerland, Reasonopia, Agnostica, Secville, and Antitheocra. Bimbo City is the neutral administrative capital and is its own city zone. Boob Island is the home of the President of the Internet republic of Ximbo land

What is a Ximbo citizen?
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How can I become a Ximbo citizen?
In order to become a citizen of Ximboland you must first pass the Ximbolands citizens test. It is free to become a Ximbo citizen.

What is a Ximbo senator?
A Ximbo senator is a senior member of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. Only senators are eligible to put themselves forward for election to become State Ministers and then ultimately the Prime Ximbo.

Who is the Prime Ximbo?
The Prime Ximbo is the democratically elected head of the Internet republic of Ximbo land.

Where does the Prime Ximbo live?
The Prime Ximbo lives in the Pink House for the 4 month term they are in office.

I want to become Prime Ximbo. How do I do that?
Any Ximbo citizen can become Prime Ximbo using the democratic process. Its a 3 stage process from Senator>State Minister> Prime Ximbo. All Ximbo citizens can vote in general elections but in order to put themselves forward to become Prime Ximbo they must first become a Ximbo senator. All Ximbo senators are electable as state ministers. State Minister elections take place every 4 months also. Only state ministers are eligible to then become the Prime Ximbo.

Can I become Prime Ximbo more than once?
Yes ­ a Ximbo can hold the position of Prime Ximbo for 3 terms max.

How often do elections take place?
The Internet republic of Ximbolands holds elections every 4 months for Prime Ximbo and 4 months for State Minister.

Where do important discussions take place?
The Forum.

What is the treasury/Prime Ximbos salary?
The treasury/salary is the bank account of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. This figure is transferred to the paypal account of the Prime Ximbo at the end of their 4 month term in charge.

How is the treasury calculated?
The treasury is funded by the Ximbo citizens.
A percentage of the money paid by Ximbo citizens via Paypal and SMS is transferred into the Ximbo treasury. The rest is wisely used for further game development.

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Pink

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Anyone over the age of 18 are welcome to become a Ximbo citizen.

When are the national holidays of Ximbo land?
Jan 1st ­ New years day
Feb 12th ­ Darwin day
Feb 14th ­ Lovers day
March 8th ­ Womens day
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April 13th ­ The Hitchslap Day (Christopher Hitchens birthday)
May 3rd ­ National day of reason
June 21st ­ World Humanist Day
Aug 2nd ­ The Internet republic of Ximbo land national day
Sep 21st ­ Peace one day
Dec 25th ­ Newtons birthday

What is the currency of Ximbo land?
The Ximbo Dollar (B$). Currently it is pegged in value to the US$

Who is the President of Ximbo land?
Miss Bimbo is the president of Ximbo land. She founded the bimbo nation in 2007 after escaping the tyranny, bigotry and and conservatism of the old world. You can read more about her here and here

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