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how is everyone doing, really? vent to me baby.

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498
Created
14.12.2019
Author
Freia Dysiac
eowyns_strapon
Level 20
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 6128
Reputation: 4368
Posts: 4
Atheista
02.04.2020 20:21:02
eowyns_strapon

Tommyethereal wrote:
Feeling wack as fuck tbh. Disappointed about last nights primary results and worried that leftists will continue to put all their hopes on electoral politics as opposed to direct action
big same like so many of my friends are like "vote blue no matter who" and i'm like no becky we get someone decent into office so we can focus on things like dismantling pipelines and workers rights or we riot luv

02.04.2020 20:21:02
black goths are the backbone of society
peeslurper69
Level 137
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 2043188
Reputation: 220540
Posts: 2490
Atheista
05.04.2020 08:02:20
peeslurper69

this^ fuck electoral politics 

05.04.2020 08:02:20
your reluctant optimist 
socialitewhore
Level 24
Status: Legal Alien
Sex Appeal: 10108
Reputation: 7356
Posts: 9
Atheista
05.04.2020 16:15:55
socialitewhore

coping with this isolation by freely and endlessly roaming thru pinterest. i feel like i'm about to start growing extra limbs

05.04.2020 16:15:55

Nicola Rimsky-Korsakov
Level 18
Status: Legal Alien
Sex Appeal: 5048
Reputation: 3451
Posts: 6
Atheista
06.04.2020 08:40:39
Nicola Rimsky-Korsakov

it appears that even in quarantine i have an uncanny ability to injure myself in silly ways. For instance, yesterday I fell down the stairs and broke my ankle

06.04.2020 08:40:39
Lil' George Bubblegum
Level 33
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 28590
Reputation: 16501
Posts: 1111
Atheista
07.04.2020 00:23:00
Lil' George Bubblegum

Food seems to not be enough to satisfy me these days it seems

Also I got over 100 hours of gameplay on all my games and everything seems boring now :(

07.04.2020 00:23:00
dickbug
Level 95
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 664889
Reputation: 32211
Posts: 282
Atheista
11.04.2020 08:31:40
dickbug

yeah i keep eating and snacking and munching i'm not even hungry... i just want to eat and it's making me feel gross,, been eating a lot of bread,, i find it helps me stop snacking when i cook long recipes or chew gum :(

i miss drama at school i wish my classmates would start an e fight......... other than that my brain is rotting but i finally stopped being horny.... i need to talk to someone outside of my friend group, i miss my friends but i miss being around people i don't know even more? is that weird? do you guys feel the same?

11.04.2020 08:31:40
˚ ༘♡ ·˚꒰ dickbug ꒱ ₊˚ˑ༄
ešami
Level 17
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 3992
Reputation: 3048
Posts: 33
Atheista
11.04.2020 10:21:48
ešami

So uni's been closed for a couple of weeks now and idk I'm finally starting to get the hang of actually doing work at home and shit, before that I could only barely be productive lmfao. I still see like.. two friends of mine from time to time? I live in the Netherlands and we're still allowed to go outside, so we'll just go to quiet places 2 meters apart and all, to be safe. But lmao I miss being able to hug them. And I miss my bf lots. We're doing good honestly, and we call like every day, but we're in a ldr and I was gonna see him this month. Had to cancel cos of Miss Rona :( sucks, man

11.04.2020 10:21:48
Freia Dysiac
Level 31
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 22042
Reputation: 14460
Posts: 32
Atheista
26.04.2020 11:07:18
Freia Dysiac

fortunately i've been able to see my partner despite shelter in place but unfortunately i've grown to resent him more and more with each passing day :) maybe, just maybe it's my mental illness innit, but either way now is not a great time to feel alone so i will stick it through at least for now. our one year anniversary of being together is next saturday and i forgot until i just looked at my calendar. overall my mental health has been better than usual lately, and our relationship has become one of the main sources of stress and sadness in my life rn . . . often that means it's time for a drastic change.

i'm making sourdough starter and that's making everything okay though! i kneaded up some english muffin dough that's proofing in the fridge, will bake them tomorrow and see how they turn out. my starter has been consuming my existence for the last five days. even in my sleep, i hear it: feed me, seymour . . .

anyways it's four in the morning (again) and i have an essay about how the bolsheviks appealed to different groups of people for their support immediately following the revolution! my reward for finishing (and starting for that matter) the essay will be baking 24+ english muffins.

26.04.2020 11:07:18
dreamerdumpling101
Level 32
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 26564
Reputation: 18162
Posts: 111
Atheista
27.04.2020 05:28:14
dreamerdumpling101

I wish the covid could disappear b/c I am so not enjoying online lectures and all the homework thrown at me T_T

27.04.2020 05:28:14
Live your own best life.

Alexstrasza
Level 200
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 6641010
Reputation: 209011
Posts: 4825
Agnostica
27.04.2020 12:32:15
Alexstrasza

Freia Dysiac wrote:
i'm making sourdough starter and that's making everything okay though! i kneaded up some english muffin dough that's proofing in the fridge, will bake them tomorrow and see how they turn out. my starter has been consuming my existence for the last five days. even in my sleep, i hear it: feed me, seymour . . .
Hahahaha my brother has been cultivating a starter for almost half a year and boy do those things like to eat!! :D I wish you the best of luck with it, homemade sourdough bread is out of this world!





27.04.2020 12:32:15
Such misplaced zeal... Their eyes remain closed to the true path. Not like you... my devoted Chosen...

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