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Good Idea / Bad Idea

Posts
517
Created
05.12.2017
Author
Keevia
Ulvhild
Level 200
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 6511417
Reputation: 248798
Posts: 5272
Secville
24.01.2019 12:38:30
Ulvhild

Bad idea: Going to the gym naked.

Good idea: Pick up your dog poop

24.01.2019 12:38:30
      - Life is a pretty cheesy game, but at least it has good graphics -
Alexis92
Level 67
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 231735
Reputation: 86114
Posts: 1185
Agnostica
24.01.2019 16:38:56
Alexis92

Bad idea: pick up your dog poop, but trip and step on it instead

Good idea: go for a walk

24.01.2019 16:38:56
Angelina Diamond2
Level 186
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 5071024
Reputation: 175890
Posts: 2246
Antitheocra
29.01.2019 10:39:17
Angelina Diamond2

Bad idea : Go for a walk alone and been robbed.
Good idea :Help your best friend.

29.01.2019 10:39:17

This poem is from the lovely Mawesmazing.

An answered prayer and joyful sound, whenever I see this beauty;
Now as the angels praises have resound, saying "You're so pretty".
Greatly my heart has been filled like a cup bearing the delicious wine;
Ethereal human being for when hands touch, as it intertwines.
Like the calming sea as it led the sailor's home;
I am at ease whenever you would roam;
Never have I ever met someone who is beautiful like you;
Angelina, my dear, you are a blessing to anyone who have met you. :)




Thank you so much Mawesmazing !!!!!

Bambi Foxx
Level 58
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 151705
Reputation: 52580
Posts: 1341
Freethinkerland
20.02.2019 00:01:09
Bambi Foxx

Bad idea: Help your best friend vandalize their ex's 2019 Mercedes
Good idea: Volunteer to clean up the park

20.02.2019 00:01:09
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Ashyoussry
Level 52
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 109603
Reputation: 56883
Posts: 423
Freethinkerland
21.02.2019 07:39:28
Ashyoussry

Bad idea: Volunteer to clean up the park only to hit on the cute guy/girl who also volunteers
Good idea: Clean up your bedroom

21.02.2019 07:39:28
In a society that benefits from your self doubt, loving yourself is a rebellious act.
Alexis92
Level 67
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 231735
Reputation: 86114
Posts: 1185
Agnostica
21.02.2019 17:35:21
Alexis92

Bad idea: clean up your room and find a bill you should have payed a month ago

Good idea: get a manicure

21.02.2019 17:35:21
Sandi Lut
Level 280
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 25262723
Reputation: 263103
Posts: 4175
Antitheocra
04.04.2019 09:46:19
Sandi Lut

Bad idea: Getting a manicure from a butcher
Good idea: Watering your plants

04.04.2019 09:46:19
Happiness is inside yourself

Ulvhild
Level 200
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 6511417
Reputation: 248798
Posts: 5272
Secville
04.04.2019 14:46:59
Ulvhild

Bad idea: Watering your plants by peeing on them.

Good idea: Dust your bookshelves

04.04.2019 14:46:59
      - Life is a pretty cheesy game, but at least it has good graphics -
suzyscrew
Level 34
Status: Legal Alien
Sex Appeal: 28914
Reputation: 16702
Posts: 159
Reasonopia
05.04.2019 03:06:30
suzyscrew

Bad idea: Dust your bookshelves but you forgot to take your allergy medication
Good idea: Go to therapy

05.04.2019 03:06:30
~Don't mess with Suzy Q
 unless you wanna get Suzy Screw'd~
Bambi Foxx
Level 58
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 151705
Reputation: 52580
Posts: 1341
Freethinkerland
05.04.2019 04:59:17
Bambi Foxx

Bad Idea: Go to therapy drunk
Good Idea: Plan your parents anniversary party

05.04.2019 04:59:17
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Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
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