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Good Idea / Bad Idea

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517
Created
05.12.2017
Author
Keevia
BellaLee
Level 18
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 4514
Reputation: 3854
Posts: 206
Agnostica
27.04.2019 13:19:24
BellaLee

Good Idea, but not a Healthy Idea:  Crisco for baking cookies.

Bad Idea:  Crisco for sex lube.

27.04.2019 13:19:24
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ChumDumpster
Level 53
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 118024
Reputation: 53972
Posts: 3038
Antitheocra
28.04.2019 12:53:55
ChumDumpster

Bambi Foxx wrote:
Bad idea: Make a new friend of the person you are having an affair with their spouse
Good idea: Send a thank you note for a gift received
Bad idea: Sending a thank you note for receiving the "gift" of being able to watch you sexy neighbor get undressed.

Good idea: Colouring your hair.

28.04.2019 12:53:55

Nanni_rules
Level 57
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 142691
Reputation: 58181
Posts: 1068
Secville
04.05.2019 23:49:29
Nanni_rules

Bad idea: colouring your hair green
Good idea: travelling more

04.05.2019 23:49:29
Peace and love 
Bambi Foxx
Level 58
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 151685
Reputation: 52560
Posts: 1341
Freethinkerland
05.05.2019 04:24:58
Bambi Foxx

Bad idea: Traveling more without clothes or toiletries ending up looking like a dirty bum

Good idea: Drink water everyday

05.05.2019 04:24:58
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Keevia
Level 17
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 4384
Reputation: 3085
Posts: 619
Secville
17.05.2019 14:55:57
Keevia

Bad Idea: Drink water everyday and beer every night

Good Idea: Compliment a friend

17.05.2019 14:55:57
Make sure you check the forum for new threads.  It's too easy just to reply to the ones you are already part of, make sure you don't miss out on new games!
ChumDumpster
Level 53
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 118024
Reputation: 53972
Posts: 3038
Antitheocra
24.05.2019 06:49:28
ChumDumpster

Bad idea: Compliment a friend while you're black-out drunk (there's no telling what the hell you'll say to them haha).

Good idea: Adopt a pet

24.05.2019 06:49:28

Vita Brevis
Level 120
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 1382055
Reputation: 171807
Posts: 4338
Antitheocra
24.05.2019 14:17:22
Vita Brevis

Bad idea: Adopt a "pet" badger

Good idea: Adopt a capybara

24.05.2019 14:17:22
Voodoolady23
Level 19
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 5480
Reputation: 4369
Posts: 150
Agnostica
16.06.2019 03:28:24
Voodoolady23

Bad idea: Adopting a capybara infested with rabies 

Good idea: Sleeping in 

16.06.2019 03:28:24
Angelina Diamond2
Level 186
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 5070974
Reputation: 175840
Posts: 2246
Antitheocra
07.12.2019 07:55:50
Angelina Diamond2

Bad idea: plan parents anniversary and they have already gone on secret vacation.
Good idea :to adapt a pet.

07.12.2019 07:55:50

This poem is from the lovely Mawesmazing.

An answered prayer and joyful sound, whenever I see this beauty;
Now as the angels praises have resound, saying "You're so pretty".
Greatly my heart has been filled like a cup bearing the delicious wine;
Ethereal human being for when hands touch, as it intertwines.
Like the calming sea as it led the sailor's home;
I am at ease whenever you would roam;
Never have I ever met someone who is beautiful like you;
Angelina, my dear, you are a blessing to anyone who have met you. :)




Thank you so much Mawesmazing !!!!!

Cat_tastic17
Level 45
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 68199
Reputation: 35436
Posts: 382
Agnostica
15.12.2019 13:29:18
Cat_tastic17

Bad idea: to adopt a pet that can kill you

Good idea: go to a party

15.12.2019 13:29:18
Darling, I’m the cat’s meeeooooww ;-)

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