Prime Ximbo:
Treasury (USD):
0
5
8
0
5
8

Ximboland Clock

Does anyone here actually play basketball?

Posts
102
Created
19.03.2020
Hyperpussy
Level 36
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 35779
Reputation: 18521
Posts: 286
Atheista
16.01.2021 16:54:08
Hyperpussy

No my nails are far too long for any of that

16.01.2021 16:54:08
Me, coming to fucking GET you

CatSneeze
Level 15
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 2468
Reputation: 2115
Posts: 21
Atheista
30.01.2021 18:53:59
CatSneeze

I used to play but not anymore

30.01.2021 18:53:59

Shanobyl
Level 25
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 13104
Reputation: 9228
Posts: 942
Atheista
31.01.2021 18:09:47
Shanobyl

Nope lmao

31.01.2021 18:09:47

Queerla
Level 117
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1272832
Reputation: 225554
Posts: 1496
Atheista
02.02.2021 05:55:13
Queerla

This movie is iconic omg.
I would play the extremely queer-coded version of basketball they play in the Reading Rainbow music video for "Teamwork," aka there's matching outfits and twirling and throwing balls randomly to music, check it out. https://youtu.be/gJ5hbJsN7Hc
I would also like to note that when I'm standing I'm an uncoordinated 5'0" leftist and I use a bunch of mobility aids not conducive to sports and have never been interested in that supercrip jock life lol. If our state sport involves twirling or gay cheerleading I'm in, though haha.

Cock Ring
wrote:
idk if anybody here has seen the movie but I’m a cheerleader but there’s this one scene where twinks have to play football and they all scamper fruitily away from the ball with their little limp wrists up in the air... that’s how I feel. it’s gonna be a no from me re: basketball fhjfkfkfk I’m just a communist


02.02.2021 05:55:13
***fat queer cripness intensifies***
Share the fat pride and liberation here: https://bimbo.land/forum/show-me-your-boombos/t4278
Disability/Mad/Deaf/Crip pride here: https://bimbo.land/forum/disabled-people-are-hot-show-me-your-disabled-bimbo-lewks/t5057
Vocaloid D1ldo
Level 21
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 7400
Reputation: 5507
Posts: 6
Atheista
02.02.2021 20:31:41
Vocaloid D1ldo

i was gonna play basketball in middle school but i dipped bc my anxiety curbstomped me </3
i played tennis for my freshman and sophomore year tho i miss it

02.02.2021 20:31:41
la HD by nikonchadetumadre on DeviantArt
Queerla
Level 117
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1272832
Reputation: 225554
Posts: 1496
Atheista
02.02.2021 22:47:25
Queerla

I just want to say I enjoy how many short nonsporty gay commies are here and also I see you, jocks, you are also valid.

02.02.2021 22:47:25
***fat queer cripness intensifies***
Share the fat pride and liberation here: https://bimbo.land/forum/show-me-your-boombos/t4278
Disability/Mad/Deaf/Crip pride here: https://bimbo.land/forum/disabled-people-are-hot-show-me-your-disabled-bimbo-lewks/t5057
flannery
Level 12
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1482
Reputation: 1420
Posts: 2
Atheista
03.02.2021 00:53:30
flannery

last time i played i got hit in the head with the basketball... so embarrassing 

03.02.2021 00:53:30

Ochako Senchamoto
Level 9
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 563
Reputation: 583
Posts: 5
Atheista
10.02.2021 03:58:44
Ochako Senchamoto

i just joined atheista for everything else tbh ;w;

10.02.2021 03:58:44
Gothica DeathRage
Level 18
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 4459
Reputation: 3670
Posts: 33
Atheista
15.02.2021 21:38:10
Gothica DeathRage

Nope, no basketball for me, I'm awful at sports lol

15.02.2021 21:38:10

mariposaa
Level 14
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1953
Reputation: 1465
Posts: 3
Atheista
16.02.2021 04:30:35
mariposaa

omg no, the most basketball ive played is probably knockout 

16.02.2021 04:30:35
- muah <33 

Please LOGIN to post a reply.

Ximboland asks you to accept cookies for performance, social media and advertising purposes. Social media and advertising cookies of third parties are used to offer you social media functionalities and personalised ads. To get more information about these cookies and the processing of your personal data, check our Privacy & Cookie Policy.
For more information on Google's privacy policy please see here. By continuing to browse you consent to our cookies.
OK

Cookies and Policy


Cookies Policy

Ximbolands uses cookies on https://ximbo.land. By using the Service, you consent to the use of cookies.

Our Cookies Policy explains what cookies are, how we use cookies, how third-parties we may partner with may use cookies on the Service, your choices regarding cookies and further information about cookies.

What are cookies

Cookies are small pieces of text sent by your web browser by a website you visit. A cookie file is stored in your web browser and allows the Service or a third-party to recognize you and make your next visit easier and the Service more useful to you.

Cookies can be "persistent" or "session" cookies.

How Ximbolands uses cookies

When you use and access the Service, we may place a number of cookies files in your web browser.

We use cookies for the following purposes: to enable certain functions of the Service, to provide analytics, to store your preferences, to enable advertisements delivery, including behavioral advertising.

We use both session and persistent cookies on the Service and we use different types of cookies to run the Service. We may use essential cookies to authenticate users and prevent fraudulent use of user accounts.

Third-party cookies

In addition to our own cookies, we may also use various third-parties cookies to report usage statistics of the Service, deliver advertisements on and through the Service, and so on.

What are your choices regarding cookies

If you'd like to delete cookies or instruct your web browser to delete or refuse cookies, please visit the help pages of your web browser.

Please note, however, that if you delete cookies or refuse to accept them, you might not be able to use all of the features we offer, you may not be able to store your preferences, and some of our pages might not display properly.

Where can your find more information about cookies

You can learn more about cookies and the following third-party websites:

×

Frequently Asked Questions


What is Ximbo land ?
The Internet republic of Ximbo lands is the worlds first Internet republic.

What is its mission?
To unite the world.

Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
The Internet republic of Ximbo land was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its more intelligent successor. The old site was for junior bimbos. This site is for intelligent Ximbos.

What is the national flag of Ximbo land?
Ximbolands Flag

When was the Internet republic of Ximbo land founded
2007

What is the capital city of the Internet republic of Ximbo land?
Bimbo City

How many states make up the internet republic of Ximbo land?
There are 6 states that make up the internet republic of Ximbo lands. They are ­ Atheistia, Freethinkerland, Reasonopia, Agnostica, Secville, and Antitheocra. Bimbo City is the neutral administrative capital and is its own city zone. Boob Island is the home of the President of the Internet republic of Ximbo land

What is a Ximbo citizen?
A ‘Ximbo’ or ‘Ximbo citizen’ is a member of the internet republic of Ximbolands community.

How can I become a Ximbo citizen?
In order to become a citizen of Ximboland you must first pass the Ximbolands citizens test. It is free to become a Ximbo citizen.

What is a Ximbo senator?
A Ximbo senator is a senior member of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. Only senators are eligible to put themselves forward for election to become State Ministers and then ultimately the Prime Ximbo.

Who is the Prime Ximbo?
The Prime Ximbo is the democratically elected head of the Internet republic of Ximbo land.

Where does the Prime Ximbo live?
The Prime Ximbo lives in the Pink House for the 4 month term they are in office.

I want to become Prime Ximbo. How do I do that?
Any Ximbo citizen can become Prime Ximbo using the democratic process. Its a 3 stage process from Senator>State Minister> Prime Ximbo. All Ximbo citizens can vote in general elections but in order to put themselves forward to become Prime Ximbo they must first become a Ximbo senator. All Ximbo senators are electable as state ministers. State Minister elections take place every 4 months also. Only state ministers are eligible to then become the Prime Ximbo.

Can I become Prime Ximbo more than once?
Yes ­ a Ximbo can hold the position of Prime Ximbo for 3 terms max.

How often do elections take place?
The Internet republic of Ximbolands holds elections every 4 months for Prime Ximbo and 4 months for State Minister.

Where do important discussions take place?
The Forum.

What is the treasury/Prime Ximbos salary?
The treasury/salary is the bank account of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. This figure is transferred to the paypal account of the Prime Ximbo at the end of their 4 month term in charge.

How is the treasury calculated?
The treasury is funded by the Ximbo citizens.
A percentage of the money paid by Ximbo citizens via Paypal and SMS is transferred into the Ximbo treasury. The rest is wisely used for further game development.

What's the national colour of Ximbo land?
Pink

How old must I be in order to become a Ximbo land citizen?
Anyone over the age of 18 are welcome to become a Ximbo citizen.

When are the national holidays of Ximbo land?
Jan 1st ­ New years day
Feb 12th ­ Darwin day
Feb 14th ­ Lovers day
March 8th ­ Womens day
March 21st ­ Spring solstice
April 13th ­ The Hitchslap Day (Christopher Hitchens birthday)
May 3rd ­ National day of reason
June 21st ­ World Humanist Day
Aug 2nd ­ The Internet republic of Ximbo land national day
Sep 21st ­ Peace one day
Dec 25th ­ Newtons birthday

What is the currency of Ximbo land?
The Ximbo Dollar (B$). Currently it is pegged in value to the US$

Who is the President of Ximbo land?
Miss Bimbo is the president of Ximbo land. She founded the bimbo nation in 2007 after escaping the tyranny, bigotry and and conservatism of the old world. You can read more about her here and here

×
×

Report a problem

×

Type name of the Ximbo you are looking for...