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Does anyone here actually play basketball?

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19.03.2020
The Preminger
Level 23
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Atheista
19.03.2020 13:04:36
The Preminger

I know it's our state's official sport, but I've never played it in my life (I chose Atheista because I'm a communist). Have you guys played basketball, do play basketball, are you sporty in some other way, or just not here for sports at all? Personally, I did used to love playing netball but not so much anymore, now I like running and pilates, and I would LOVE to take up pole dancing. 

19.03.2020 13:04:36

gladiolus
Level 12
Status: Citizen
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Posts: 3
Atheista
21.03.2020 06:32:07
gladiolus

i played basketball in school!! ^_^ i dropped it when i left school >_>; i also only chose this state because im a communist as well lol but its a throwback thats its basketball! <3

21.03.2020 06:32:07

lelelaly
Level 62
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Posts: 308
Atheista
22.03.2020 05:34:03
lelelaly

its a pretty fun but ive never played fr with rules. of all sports i think its funnest to just shoot hoops and dribble it around

22.03.2020 05:34:03

autismo
AlienPrinceFromVenus
Level 46
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Posts: 715
Reasonopia
01.04.2020 01:00:26
AlienPrinceFromVenus

I played basketball in school. Not real basketball, just with the whole class during recess, we just fucked around with really basic rules. I'm so short that all I could really do was get in the way of opponents, but I've always enjoyed defensive roles in sports anyway. I even had a rivalry with this one girl whenever we played football (real football, not that American version of ice hockey on land with a croisscant). Because she was usually the best at getting the ball from one side of the field to the other and I was great at getting in her way. Recess sports. Much fun, such inconsistent rules.

01.04.2020 01:00:26
They/Them 
Zoeeeee<3
Level 41
Status: Citizen
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Posts: 335
Atheista
01.04.2020 22:26:36
Zoeeeee<3

i never actually played basketball but i did play netball for five years, so whenever we had to play basketball for school all the other netball girls and I would play by netball rules haha

01.04.2020 22:26:36
dont send me loves or friend requests my heart is for brian molko only
Serratia
Level 25
Status: Citizen
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Posts: 352
Atheista
18.04.2020 16:41:33
Serratia

i had to play it in gym class in middle school but i was short and afraid of the basketball hitting me on the head. but i live in an area where basketball is practically a religion so i can't escape it. it is one of the few mainstream sports in the US that i find enjoyable to watch though.

18.04.2020 16:41:33

peeslurper69
Level 137
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Posts: 2490
Atheista
21.04.2020 02:31:15
peeslurper69

not a basketball player just a commie <3

21.04.2020 02:31:15
your reluctant optimist 
partypoison
Level 19
Status: Citizen
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Posts: 9
Atheista
23.04.2020 06:32:36
partypoison

i do not fux with basketball at all because i'm like 5ft1in/155cm tall and also basketballs hurt when they hit your face which is very prone to happen to me so i'd rather not xo

23.04.2020 06:32:36

kentin
Level 17
Status: Legal Alien
Sex Appeal: 3609
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Posts: 6
Atheista
06.05.2020 02:21:35
kentin

no i suck absolute cock in basketball bro. 0/10

06.05.2020 02:21:35

meatbomb
Level 49
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 91897
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Posts: 756
Atheista
07.05.2020 06:55:21
meatbomb

i fuck with basketball severely but unfortunately god punished me for my hubris by making me 4"10 

07.05.2020 06:55:21

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