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Constitutional Crisis and Post-Election Rant Thread

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Created
07.02.2020
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TewDea

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honorscollege
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Reasonopia
08.02.2020 04:41:17
honorscollege

Wait, if we're talking about internet scandals, are we all aware of my favorite internet scandal - Neopets being connected to Scientology?  https://theoutline.com/post/4190/neopets-was-run-by-scientologists?zd=1&zi=ijtapem4

Sorry, I know it's off-topic but I love bringing it up.

08.02.2020 04:41:17
She/her pronouns. 25 years old. Semi-inactive.
TewDea
Level 26
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Agnostica
08.02.2020 05:24:02
TewDea

honorscollege wrote:
Wait, if we're talking about internet scandals, are we all aware of my favorite internet scandal - Neopets being connected to Scientology?  https://theoutline.com/post/4190/neopets-was-run-by-scientologists?zd=1&zi=ijtapem4

Sorry, I know it's off-topic but I love bringing it up.
You have great taste, those were good fuckin' times  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rI5cu3G5oXkhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jj8kpzGXhMQ

Also it's okay, I'm currently doing a gigantic research(?) project with a teeny tiny bit of assistance from my better half on our boy Chris. Current WIP is here if you want to see way more information than you ever needed.

08.02.2020 05:24:02
honorscollege
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Reasonopia
08.02.2020 05:29:32
honorscollege

By the way TewDea, I just finished watching that GaiaOnline video and I loved it. Online ecosystems really are pretty fascinating. 

08.02.2020 05:29:32
She/her pronouns. 25 years old. Semi-inactive.
TewDea
Level 26
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Posts: 66
Agnostica
08.02.2020 05:33:41
TewDea

honorscollege wrote:
By the way TewDea, I just finished watching that GaiaOnline video and I loved it. Online ecosystems really are pretty fascinating. 
ISN'T IT SO COOL? AND IT'S 100% IMAGINARY. Omgomgomg you'll LOVE this. Like, none of it is even real. I can't believe that we just DO this. "How Habbo Hotel Turned Its Players Into Ruthless Teenage Capitalists."

08.02.2020 05:33:41
honorscollege
Level 104
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Posts: 1759
Reasonopia
08.02.2020 05:54:07
honorscollege

TewDea wrote:
honorscollege wrote:
By the way TewDea, I just finished watching that GaiaOnline video and I loved it. Online ecosystems really are pretty fascinating. 
ISN'T IT SO COOL? AND IT'S 100% IMAGINARY. Omgomgomg you'll LOVE this. Like, none of it is even real. I can't believe that we just DO this. "How Habbo Hotel Turned Its Players Into Ruthless Teenage Capitalists."
I literally just finished watching that because it popped up in my YT reccs lol.

08.02.2020 05:54:07
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Beyonca
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Posts: 31
Agnostica
08.02.2020 06:27:52
Beyonca

TewDea wrote:
honorscollege wrote:
Wait, if we're talking about internet scandals, are we all aware of my favorite internet scandal - Neopets being connected to Scientology?  https://theoutline.com/post/4190/neopets-was-run-by-scientologists?zd=1&zi=ijtapem4

Sorry, I know it's off-topic but I love bringing it up.
You have great taste, those were good fuckin' times  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rI5cu3G5oXkhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jj8kpzGXhMQ

Also it's okay, I'm currently doing a gigantic research(?) project with a teeny tiny bit of assistance from my better half on our boy Chris. Current WIP is here if you want to see way more information than you ever needed.
teeny tiny you mean zilch because i'm out here looking up interesting articles about our boy chris.

08.02.2020 06:27:52
TewDea
Level 26
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Agnostica
08.02.2020 07:24:11
TewDea

Beyonca wrote:
TewDea wrote:
honorscollege wrote:
Wait, if we're talking about internet scandals, are we all aware of my favorite internet scandal - Neopets being connected to Scientology?  https://theoutline.com/post/4190/neopets-was-run-by-scientologists?zd=1&zi=ijtapem4

Sorry, I know it's off-topic but I love bringing it up.
You have great taste, those were good fuckin' times  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rI5cu3G5oXkhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jj8kpzGXhMQ

Also it's okay, I'm currently doing a gigantic research(?) project with a teeny tiny bit of assistance from my better half on our boy Chris. Current WIP is here if you want to see way more information than you ever needed.
teeny tiny you mean zilch because i'm out here looking up interesting articles about our boy chris.
YEAH, I NOTICED. WHY DO I ALWAYS DO THE HARD SNOOPING WHEN WE DO THESE TAG-TEAM THINGS? Smhing my head.

I think my document looks pretty fuckin' good and presents enough information to explain the predicament that players are in and why they are in that predicament. Hopefully more people read it at some point. I want to make full post content of it but it'd probably get deleted, and it's 3 pages at 2368 words right now. Feel free to link out to it elsewhere. I'm all here for free spreading of literal public knowledge.

08.02.2020 07:24:11
craigslist-stripper
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Agnostica
08.02.2020 07:40:30
craigslist-stripper

TewDea wrote:
Also it's okay, I'm currently doing a gigantic research(?) project with a teeny tiny bit of assistance from my better half on our boy Chris. Current WIP is here if you want to see way more information than you ever needed.
i read through this. kind of made me sad, that someone who clearly has a lot of passion for helping others can turn around and treat us like garbage. why? because we think the bimbo theme is funny too and we signed up for his website?

either way, he's just going to make the site hemorrhage money until it's more worthwhile to take offline. i said it in the other thread but i will say it again. it's very bizarre to me that just last month he was talking about an advertising campaign and this month he is running everyone off with a broom. does he want this site to make money, or not? or does he actually make every decision arbitrarily, just to see how we react

08.02.2020 07:40:30

honorscollege
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Reasonopia
09.02.2020 20:57:58
honorscollege

The only information we have to gauge how much money the site is making is from the supposed Prime Bimbo earnings at the top of the page. I found myself wondering how the supposed earnings of Sandi Lut would compare to the supposed earnings of FWB. There's no way to know that, but I've started to spreadsheet to keep track of treasury growth so we can compare it to terms and see how it slows if some OTHER fiasco happens in the next term.

09.02.2020 20:57:58
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Sandi Lut
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Antitheocra
10.02.2020 01:31:24
Sandi Lut

My treasury was $ 869,332 without the part of Starbuck's term which was $ 450.30 That is also why last month's treasury was so high. The real amount would have been the one without Starbuck's part (Her total Treasury was $ 597,30). Hope this helps in your sheet :)

10.02.2020 01:31:24
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