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Constitutional Crisis and Post-Election Rant Thread

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Created
07.02.2020
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TewDea

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torrenoia
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Atheista
08.02.2020 00:24:19
torrenoia

Vita Brevis wrote:
I suspect the election changes were a ploy to get people to change states. Is it a coincidence that at the same time that they updated the site to give special perks to the winning state, they also doubled the cost for players to change states? I think it was a cheap trick for them to make some extra money.
yea that makes a lot of sense actually

08.02.2020 00:24:19
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Beyonca
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Agnostica
08.02.2020 00:41:10
Beyonca

torrenoia wrote:
Vita Brevis wrote:
I suspect the election changes were a ploy to get people to change states. Is it a coincidence that at the same time that they updated the site to give special perks to the winning state, they also doubled the cost for players to change states? I think it was a cheap trick for them to make some extra money.
yea that makes a lot of sense actually
Jfc and then they still don’t get the perks so they have to change back. 

08.02.2020 00:41:10
honorscollege
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Reasonopia
08.02.2020 02:12:18
honorscollege

Vita Brevis wrote:
I suspect the election changes were a ploy to get people to change states. Is it a coincidence that at the same time that they updated the site to give special perks to the winning state, they also doubled the cost for players to change states? I think it was a cheap trick for them to make some extra money.
I mean, that's definitely it, but who would spend $5-10 on the possibility of getting extra bonuses four months from now? Hopefully very few users are falling it but I don't think this will be resolved until after the next PB election. Right before the next PB election, the site will likely remind users of the new rule to encourage state switching and the owners will get to see if their plan worked or not. What if all the State Ministers just agreed to not run for PB in the next election? 

08.02.2020 02:12:18
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Vita Brevis
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Antitheocra
08.02.2020 02:19:47
Vita Brevis

I would love to see everyone cancel their subscriptions and become ineligible to run for elected positions. Team Bimbo is rigging the system.

08.02.2020 02:19:47
Alexstrasza
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Agnostica
08.02.2020 02:26:37
Alexstrasza

The problem is, even if no SM decides to run, the election is bugged so the current PB is forced to run even if they don't want to. And as soon as that happens, ONE person somewhere is gonna vote for them, leading to a win by 1 vote if need be. So sadly fully boycotting the PB elections is impossible. We can do our best to help though, by not participating. 

08.02.2020 02:26:37
Such misplaced zeal... Their eyes remain closed to the true path. Not like you... my devoted Chosen...
honorscollege
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Reasonopia
08.02.2020 02:55:29
honorscollege

Alexstrasza wrote:
The problem is, even if no SM decides to run, the election is bugged so the current PB is forced to run even if they don't want to. And as soon as that happens, ONE person somewhere is gonna vote for them, leading to a win by 1 vote if need be. So sadly fully boycotting the PB elections is impossible. We can do our best to help though, by not participating. 
Ugh, that's a shame.

08.02.2020 02:55:29
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TewDea
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Agnostica
08.02.2020 03:06:48
TewDea

That's so wack, that can like, actively trap a person in that spot even if they cancel their subscriptions. The only way around it, it appears, would be to deactivate your character, which would feel like actual ass after the time and effort put into building your account. >:(

08.02.2020 03:06:48
TewDea
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Agnostica
08.02.2020 03:16:25
TewDea

Ugh while I'm at this, this reminds me of when Neopets got taken over by Scientologists and then later when TNT got ran into the ground after the site was already eviscerated by people that lost the vision for it. RIP Neopets. 

08.02.2020 03:16:25
Beyonca
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Agnostica
08.02.2020 03:18:08
Beyonca

TewDea wrote:
Ugh while I'm at this, this reminds me of when Neopets got taken over by Scientologists and then later when TNT got ran into the ground after the site was already eviscerated by people that lost the vision for it. RIP Neopets. 
Lol I remember gaiaonline it was all so messy until it got bought back by the original owners. 

08.02.2020 03:18:08
TewDea
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Agnostica
08.02.2020 03:20:33
TewDea

Beyonca wrote:
TewDea wrote:
Ugh while I'm at this, this reminds me of when Neopets got taken over by Scientologists and then later when TNT got ran into the ground after the site was already eviscerated by people that lost the vision for it. RIP Neopets. 
Lol I remember gaiaonline it was all so messy until it got bought back by the original owners. 
Throwback to the video we watched a couple months ago about how they caused hyperinflation so bad that it got put into an economics textbook.
https://youtu.be/vyzQnsa8SA0

08.02.2020 03:20:33

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