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All-State Roller Derby Royal - Official SM Contest

Category
The Runway
Posts
237
Created
20.01.2020
Author
Vita Brevis
AlienPrinceFromVenus
Level 46
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 74495
Reputation: 33929
Posts: 715
Reasonopia
01.02.2020 10:30:58
AlienPrinceFromVenus

"And the Atheista jammer The Six Armed Morning Star enters the stage! He's from Venus, he thinks he's a deity, he's the six time consecutive champion of the annual Venusian War Olympics, and- is that a mace????? That can't be legal, right?"
AlienPrinceFromVenus
Yes, Helvetin Venus really showed up to the derby track in full on war game gear. He should have read up Earth sports a little more before participating. Venus, being the planet of love, tends to have quite intense sports.

I'd say Atheista is either extremely cursed or extremely lucky for having Helvetin Venus as a jammer, because it's likely he'll spend more time serving penalties than racing, but on the flipside all the opponents will have broken bones and concussions after his brief time on the track.

01.02.2020 10:30:58
They/Them 
Tonya
Level 47
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 80581
Reputation: 31220
Posts: 54
Freethinkerland
01.02.2020 12:17:30
Tonya

Sugar, Spice and everything not so nice. Comin' in for Freethinkerland, iiiiiitttttttt's... Lady Harmalade! She's one hot mama Jammer, who's anything but ladylike.
Tonya

01.02.2020 12:17:30


epic
Level 18
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 4214
Reputation: 3347
Posts: 3
Atheista
01.02.2020 17:12:30
epic

Bimbos and Himbos...
I present to you the most EPIC roller blade babe to roll into these forums and represent the people of Atheista:
epic
Best of luck to all! 





01.02.2020 17:12:30

Ma'am'selle Abyssa Toro Iero Raven Way
Level 22
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 8268
Reputation: 5508
Posts: 21
Atheista

(Welp, I screwed this up but I'm hoping I can get my redone version in the group photo at least! Next time I'll learn how to read!)

Her outfit may be blue but her soul is dark as midnight! Representing Atheista, back from the Black Parade just long enough to make you its next recruit, it's the bimbo whose name you better pronounce right the first time--

bLaCk MaRīA!!!


01.02.2020 17:14:14

Vita Brevis
Level 120
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 1382055
Reputation: 171807
Posts: 4338
Antitheocra
01.02.2020 17:42:04
Vita Brevis

Ma'am'selle Abyssa Toro Iero Raven Way wrote:
(Welp, I screwed this up but I'm hoping I can get my redone version in the group photo at least! Next time I'll learn how to read!)

Her outfit may be blue but her soul is dark as midnight! Representing Atheista, back from the Black Parade just long enough to make you its next recruit, it's the bimbo whose name you better pronounce right the first time--

bLaCk MaRīA!!!

You can definitely have this outfit be on the banner, but only your first outfit will be judged by the State Ministers per the rules.


01.02.2020 17:42:04
Anna Morphosis
Level 32
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 24946
Reputation: 16957
Posts: 618
Secville
01.02.2020 19:07:48
Anna Morphosis

Agnostica hoes on the track without knowing what broke their ass be like
 

01.02.2020 19:07:48
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                                                   well, whatever, fight&debate me
fiska0
Level 50
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 99048
Reputation: 31562
Posts: 319
Agnostica
01.02.2020 20:28:43
fiska0

Hahaha I love this contest already! :D 
Trash talk is insane and so many people involved.

Btw you all screw, GO GO AGNOSTICA!!!!! 

01.02.2020 20:28:43
Vita Brevis
Level 120
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 1382055
Reputation: 171807
Posts: 4338
Antitheocra
01.02.2020 20:58:14
Vita Brevis

This competition closes in 27 hours. If you want to play, lace up those skates and get your bootie on the track!


01.02.2020 20:58:14
Corvus
Level 77
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 358902
Reputation: 126760
Posts: 2166
Atheista
01.02.2020 21:24:07
Corvus


representing atheistia
hope y'all like being left in the dust! xD

01.02.2020 21:24:07

viscerae
Level 68
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 240690
Reputation: 95117
Posts: 1411
Atheista
01.02.2020 21:33:48
viscerae

you bitches can say what you want about atheista, but one thing's crystal clear: our extraterrestrials are gonna kick your ass. 




01.02.2020 21:33:48
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