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Category
The Runway
Posts
237
Created
20.01.2020
Author
Vita Brevis
klaudiusia2910
Level 67
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 235574
Reputation: 49890
Posts: 270
Freethinkerland
31.01.2020 16:55:24
klaudiusia2910

Let's make a noise for Miss Behave! She's fast, she's stubborn and she doesn't play by rules.
klaudiusia2910

31.01.2020 16:55:24
Audrey12345
Level 260
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 17049838
Reputation: 111551
Posts: 451
Antitheocra
31.01.2020 19:24:28
Audrey12345

Meet An-Ti. This jammer gon’ kick ur ass on track and off, so watch out losers ;)
Go team Antitheocra!!!!
Audrey12345

31.01.2020 19:24:28
galaxykitty
Level 63
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 194043
Reputation: 63591
Posts: 462
Freethinkerland
31.01.2020 21:31:49
galaxykitty

galaxykittyHer roller derby name is Purple Haze 

31.01.2020 21:31:49
devildiana
Level 120
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1356096
Reputation: 156602
Posts: 5148
Freethinkerland
31.01.2020 21:46:01
devildiana

Go Go Go Freethinkerland \o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/ XD

31.01.2020 21:46:01
Pia Margrethe
Level 71
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 280353
Reputation: 109150
Posts: 15842
Atheista
31.01.2020 22:45:17
Pia Margrethe

I have great faith in my team: ATHEISTA

31.01.2020 22:45:17
La ruta nos aportó otro paso natural.
Forudsigelse er meget vanskelig, især hvis det handler om fremtiden
(Prediction is very difficult, especially if it's about the future) - Niels Bohr
As regards your life: why make a tragedy of a one act play? - Dan O'Neil
Bimbo Pimp
Level 58
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 150722
Reputation: 29952
Posts: 544
Atheista
31.01.2020 23:24:39
Bimbo Pimp

Representing Atheista, I give you Clawdette Von Grrr! Meowsers!!
Bimbo Pimp

31.01.2020 23:24:39


Corvus
Level 77
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 358882
Reputation: 126740
Posts: 2166
Atheista
01.02.2020 04:56:48
Corvus

my team is lookin' pretty damn good, if i do say so myself! xD

01.02.2020 04:56:48

hoebi-wan kenobi
Level 25
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 11656
Reputation: 6286
Posts: 3
Atheista
01.02.2020 05:18:03
hoebi-wan kenobi

 Representing glorious Atheista in all their power... General Kenobi!!
hoebi-wan kenobi
This himbo has every quality needed to guide Atheista to victory, including:
a great assexperience as both a jedi master and as a general of the republic armies during the clone warsa slutty attitude and some cool blue tightsa 'pretty-but-extremely-dangerous' weapon in his hand, with advanced knowledge of how to use itthe high ground
All the other teams better watch out, and remember-  If you strike him down, he shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine

01.02.2020 05:18:03
Alexstrasza
Level 200
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 6641010
Reputation: 209011
Posts: 4825
Agnostica
01.02.2020 06:22:39
Alexstrasza

Alexstrasza
Knifey Wifey, a proud member of team Freethinkerland. Like my name implies, I fight real dirty! >:) And rather than trash talk the opponent teams I'm gonna opponent talk trash *drops mic* (I know it's dreadful but it's 7:20 AM and I'm about to pass out)

01.02.2020 06:22:39
Such misplaced zeal... Their eyes remain closed to the true path. Not like you... my devoted Chosen...
Baltas Naktis
Level 34
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 29850
Reputation: 13875
Posts: 559
Reasonopia
01.02.2020 08:07:07
Baltas Naktis

Baltas Naktis

Reasonopia
Name: Dream Destroyer Unicorn

01.02.2020 08:07:07

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Frequently Asked Questions


What is Ximbo land ?
The Internet republic of Ximbo lands is the worlds first Internet republic.

What is its mission?
To unite the world.

Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
The Internet republic of Ximbo land was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its more intelligent successor. The old site was for junior bimbos. This site is for intelligent Ximbos.

What is the national flag of Ximbo land?
Ximbolands Flag

When was the Internet republic of Ximbo land founded
2007

What is the capital city of the Internet republic of Ximbo land?
Bimbo City

How many states make up the internet republic of Ximbo land?
There are 6 states that make up the internet republic of Ximbo lands. They are ­ Atheistia, Freethinkerland, Reasonopia, Agnostica, Secville, and Antitheocra. Bimbo City is the neutral administrative capital and is its own city zone. Boob Island is the home of the President of the Internet republic of Ximbo land

What is a Ximbo citizen?
A ‘Ximbo’ or ‘Ximbo citizen’ is a member of the internet republic of Ximbolands community.

How can I become a Ximbo citizen?
In order to become a citizen of Ximboland you must first pass the Ximbolands citizens test. It is free to become a Ximbo citizen.

What is a Ximbo senator?
A Ximbo senator is a senior member of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. Only senators are eligible to put themselves forward for election to become State Ministers and then ultimately the Prime Ximbo.

Who is the Prime Ximbo?
The Prime Ximbo is the democratically elected head of the Internet republic of Ximbo land.

Where does the Prime Ximbo live?
The Prime Ximbo lives in the Pink House for the 4 month term they are in office.

I want to become Prime Ximbo. How do I do that?
Any Ximbo citizen can become Prime Ximbo using the democratic process. Its a 3 stage process from Senator>State Minister> Prime Ximbo. All Ximbo citizens can vote in general elections but in order to put themselves forward to become Prime Ximbo they must first become a Ximbo senator. All Ximbo senators are electable as state ministers. State Minister elections take place every 4 months also. Only state ministers are eligible to then become the Prime Ximbo.

Can I become Prime Ximbo more than once?
Yes ­ a Ximbo can hold the position of Prime Ximbo for 3 terms max.

How often do elections take place?
The Internet republic of Ximbolands holds elections every 4 months for Prime Ximbo and 4 months for State Minister.

Where do important discussions take place?
The Forum.

What is the treasury/Prime Ximbos salary?
The treasury/salary is the bank account of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. This figure is transferred to the paypal account of the Prime Ximbo at the end of their 4 month term in charge.

How is the treasury calculated?
The treasury is funded by the Ximbo citizens.
A percentage of the money paid by Ximbo citizens via Paypal and SMS is transferred into the Ximbo treasury. The rest is wisely used for further game development.

What's the national colour of Ximbo land?
Pink

How old must I be in order to become a Ximbo land citizen?
Anyone over the age of 18 are welcome to become a Ximbo citizen.

When are the national holidays of Ximbo land?
Jan 1st ­ New years day
Feb 12th ­ Darwin day
Feb 14th ­ Lovers day
March 8th ­ Womens day
March 21st ­ Spring solstice
April 13th ­ The Hitchslap Day (Christopher Hitchens birthday)
May 3rd ­ National day of reason
June 21st ­ World Humanist Day
Aug 2nd ­ The Internet republic of Ximbo land national day
Sep 21st ­ Peace one day
Dec 25th ­ Newtons birthday

What is the currency of Ximbo land?
The Ximbo Dollar (B$). Currently it is pegged in value to the US$

Who is the President of Ximbo land?
Miss Bimbo is the president of Ximbo land. She founded the bimbo nation in 2007 after escaping the tyranny, bigotry and and conservatism of the old world. You can read more about her here and here

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