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☽ ✩ Ximboland Fashion Week Adventurer Expedition - Freethinkerland ✩ ☾

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24
Created
11.01.2024
Author
Blecky89
klaudiusia2910
Level 68
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 242868
Reputation: 50591
Posts: 270
Freethinkerland
15.01.2024 22:41:06
klaudiusia2910

klaudiusia2910
This Barbie decided to go on an adventure in the jungle. She refused to wear anything that wasn't pink. Let's just hope there are no predators in this jungle.

15.01.2024 22:41:06
MelaninBeauti
Level 3
Status: Legal Alien
Sex Appeal: 40
Reputation: 47
Posts: 1
Freethinkerland
17.01.2024 18:52:40
MelaninBeauti

Probably is

17.01.2024 18:52:40
Susan Slutzky
Level 235
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 10869192
Reputation: 212724
Posts: 3648
Freethinkerland
18.01.2024 18:00:53
Susan Slutzky


“I could not help the feeling that they were evil things — mountains of madness whose farther slopes looked out over some accursed ultimate abyss.” - Lovecraft

18.01.2024 18:00:53
indigodream
Level 58
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 155749
Reputation: 80647
Posts: 1001
Freethinkerland
19.01.2024 01:06:03
indigodream

indigodream

19.01.2024 01:06:03


minesayrejoice
Level 44
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 64917
Reputation: 29374
Posts: 104
Freethinkerland
19.01.2024 07:47:49
minesayrejoice

minesayrejoice

19.01.2024 07:47:49
cannabisbimbo
Level 119
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1314526
Reputation: 78493
Posts: 200
Freethinkerland
20.01.2024 16:19:07
cannabisbimbo

I'm nearly ready to succumb to the cold and collapse into the snow and ice forever. Until I see a figure approach me, practically gliding over the icy terrain. The closer she approaches, the more familiar she looks. I fall to my knees and rub my eyes as she removes her coat and drapes it around my shoulders. I ask in a whisper, in disbelief of what I know must be the answer, "Who are you?"

She caresses my cheek with her warm hand, "I am you. In my timeline, all of the bimbos survive the arctic journey, thanks to our leader, Carditrina Bimbotrovsky." I look at her perplexed and with desperation in my eyes, and I sob, "So, are you here to help me? Why?" She nods and drops to her knees and warms my hands with hers, "Don't you see, we're free. We've found the answer." And she leans in to whisper in my ear, annunciating each word clearly, "A....hoe....never....gets....cold." A tear streams down my cheek as I close my eyes and repeat the words back to her slowly. I smile, "Of course. It's beautiful, so beautiful..."

(I've been snowed in since Monday. This was therapeutic, thanks haha!!)

20.01.2024 16:19:07
Kandi Bardot
Level 275
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 23026443
Reputation: 474907
Posts: 2020
Freethinkerland
20.01.2024 16:24:29
Kandi Bardot

After a successful jungle expedition it is time to brave the Arctic! Brrr it's cold... but my pretty rosy cheeks make it so worth it! ❤️
Kandi Bardot
Accompanied by Marshmallow the reindeer and Snowflake the owl I will surely find my way through all the snow! ❤️

20.01.2024 16:24:29
❤️ Love is the beauty of the soul ❤️
clover carmen
Level 77
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 356413
Reputation: 120295
Posts: 406
Freethinkerland
22.01.2024 01:52:30
clover carmen

clover carmen
.....
yeah, her body is cold-resistant. sue her, lol.

22.01.2024 01:52:30
" This life of mine is temporary. My real-life begins in heaven. "
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halobear8
Level 74
Status: Prime Ximbo
Sex Appeal: 312647
Reputation: 105744
Posts: 1820
Freethinkerland
26.01.2024 17:56:31
halobear8

Kandi Bardot received a Prize for Contest.

1 Lottery Tickets
1 Small Chests

FTL Winner of Fashion Week: Adventurer Expedition Round 2

26.01.2024 17:56:31
 
Kandi Bardot
Level 275
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 23026443
Reputation: 474907
Posts: 2020
Freethinkerland
27.01.2024 18:52:39
Kandi Bardot

After finally finding the volcanic dragon cave I've come to defeat the dragon in a fair fight! Wait... what? A fashion contest? But I'm not prepared for that! Hehh, I'm only joking, I'm always prepared for a fashion fight! Let me just rip my armor up in the most fashionable way! There! Now I can walk even the scaliest runway!
Kandi Bardot
Dragons are known for trickery, though, and I'm sure it will claim that its beauty is superior to mine and then eat me for dinner. I may be a bimbo, but I am nothing if not prepared! The moment it tries to trick me I will turn the mirror I've brought with me and distract it with its beauty. It's sure to fall for that! If not I can distract it with my gold jewelry. And then I will use my trusted golden saber to make a few well-placed cuts between its scales! You shall not beat me, dragon, I'm a brave bimbo adventurer!

(I've had so much fun during this fashion week! ❤️ Thank you so much for bringing such fun into Ximboland! ❤️)

27.01.2024 18:52:39
❤️ Love is the beauty of the soul ❤️

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What is Ximbo land ?
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Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
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