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whats your favorite heavy metal

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19.11.2020
Big Boy JENKINS
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Atheista
19.11.2020 03:41:23
Big Boy JENKINS

mine is mercury. Reasons:
1. Its liquid at room temperature (super fun and shiny)
2. Makes you go insane and die (super fun and shiny)
3. Reason for the expression "mad as a hatter" which lead to the creation of the mad hatter character in alice in wonderland, which was then adapted into one of the only good disney movies next to liloand stitch
4. Super fun and shiny

And yeah you could be like "oh but big boy JENKINGS what about gallium" well gallium is OK but its not JUST about the having liquid metals in your hand Its about the thrill of itall.. gallium is like the cotton candy to mercurys fibreglass candy.  I would eat it solid thoguh. Anyways enough about me. Whats your favorite heavy metal

19.11.2020 03:41:23
aarrghghgh jkshdjkahdkjad eiopwppeoe wqoqwe beep boop ebbbeeeeeeppp aa aaaa aa wwowooooooooooo bbbrha bhabab hbhaba (this is dial up sounds)
FunnyValentine
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Atheista
19.11.2020 06:36:49
FunnyValentine

i was about to come on here n start talking about blue oyster cult askdjfasjdfgb

19.11.2020 06:36:49
ダーティー・ディース・ダン・ダート・チープ!
Xx_metalbb_xX
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Atheista
20.12.2020 08:01:18
Xx_metalbb_xX

I'm a huge bronze fan

20.12.2020 08:01:18

torrenoia
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Atheista
20.12.2020 08:13:41
torrenoia

mercury fans make some fucking noise

20.12.2020 08:13:41
they/them | (in a thick new yorker accent) ey im meowin ova here!!
Xx_metalbb_xX
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Atheista
20.12.2020 08:14:53
Xx_metalbb_xX

AYYEEEE 
torrenoia
wrote:
mercury fans make some fucking noise


20.12.2020 08:14:53

Cum_Dumpster
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Freethinkerland
20.12.2020 08:36:57
Cum_Dumpster

The magazine, definitely


20.12.2020 08:36:57
ChumDumpster's wife irl  
Update 2022: Site has been soured for me so I took a break. Still not certain about coming back...
Titjob
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Atheista
21.12.2020 08:08:44
Titjob

Right now I'm listening to lots of black metal. Particularly ildjarn.

21.12.2020 08:08:44

Janeze321
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Freethinkerland
21.12.2020 08:32:59
Janeze321

I was also going to jump on and start talking about a metal Band, or rather hard rock band. However I'm going to go for Chromium. Makes things nice and shiny!

21.12.2020 08:32:59
Peace and love to you all.
If you have a gun in your hand I won't vote for you and if You're fighting one of these I won't vote for you either.
craigslist-stripper
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Agnostica
21.12.2020 08:59:57
craigslist-stripper

Cum_Dumpster wrote:
The magazine, definitely

i watched one of the animated heavy metal shorts on tv late at night when i was 12 and in hindsight that was super bad of me to do but also i fell in love with this lady and it was very formative for me so

also i agree that mercury is the best heavy metal but lead is also really cool for poisoning reasons and my favorite non-heavy metal is sodium because of how it goes brrrrr when you drop it in water. & on the subject of music i lov rammstein :)

21.12.2020 08:59:57

Angel Dust
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Atheista
21.12.2020 10:19:07
Angel Dust

whichever one will send me to god after i consume it

21.12.2020 10:19:07
stream "Allergic To Food" by Melvins

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