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The Fashionable republic of Ximboland v bad fashion Ximbos

Category
Ximboland Court
Posts
41
Created
20.03.2024
Author
SweetasNuts
SweetasNuts
Level 29
Status: President's Secretary
Sex Appeal: 18868
Reputation: 10272
Posts: 726
Atheista
20.03.2024 13:07:26
SweetasNuts

On this day 20/3/2024 in the courts of the Fashionable republic of Ximboland we do doth declare the following trial. We doth bring forth all Ximboland senators to decide the outcome of this case.

Defendants name = Dean Winchester

 

Offence (see above) = Crimes against fashion as listed in article 22.3 of the constitution of the Fashionable republic of Ximboland. The fashion laws states that real himbos can not dress with stupid racoon things in the hair and silly pink thongs. This is far too camp and is not doth what a real himbo should look like. Its a car crash fashion sense of teh highest order and must be punished forthwith.   

The Fashionable republic of Bimboland was created by bimbos for bimbos. We pride ourselves on wonderful fashion. We pride ourselves on being the most fashionable, coolest and sexiest beings even to walk this planet.
In order to maintain that we have laws that protect our unique characteristics namely our wonderful 'bimbo' fashion. A fashion that is known, envied and respected all over the world. Bimbos fought and died for our fashion rights and those whom cant dress up to these standards undermine our nation and must be punished. Spies from the flatlands covertly live amongst us trying to undermine our nation and bring it down from within. At this point we have no evidence that Dean is a flatland spy but we must all be vigilant 

When =  19/03/2024 between 1 - 4 pm 

Where = the defendant was spotted on CCTV and by various witnesses committing this crime in Ximbo City shopping district. CCTV images capture him at Haute coffee shop and walking down Pink alley before crossing Hasselhoff square and entering Cindys sex shop. In total at least 20 witnesses saw this crime and I would like to call them forward. 

Punishment if convicted = The defendant will be sent to a fashion 're-education' camp where he will be re educated on fashion, the traditions of bimboism, the culture of bimbosim and how bimbos dress. He will be taught about high end fashion brands and how to wear them and he will be taught about hair and hair styles. He will come back a new Bimbo and one that can be proud of himself

Witnesses = I call you forward. 

Senators = please do your thing and protect Ximboland from subversive fashion elements





 

20.03.2024 13:07:26

Make Ximboland Fashionable again on May 1st 2024 - Vote BCP !


craigslist-stripper
Level 214
Status: State Minister
Sex Appeal: 7806732
Reputation: 323020
Posts: 1659
Agnostica
20.03.2024 13:15:41
craigslist-stripper

mans in a pink thong and sparkly crop top, how much closer to “bimbo fashion” could you get?

20.03.2024 13:15:41

Melpomene
Level 194
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 5823487
Reputation: 80424
Posts: 916
Antitheocra
20.03.2024 13:35:10
Melpomene

The court system really should be used for actual ximbo crimes (like hacking) rather than this shit.
Laws should be applied equally to everyone, but you can't start a court case like this against every ximbo who in your very subjective opinion has committed "crimes against fashion", can you? People will get really tired of the game really quickly.

I get that you want to have fun and play out this concept regardless of whether anyone else is having fun with you - but realistically the only actual possible consequence here is that, in the event of a guilty verdict, a user is punished just because you don't happen to like them. You can claim it's because of "bad fashion" all you want, but we all know you would only ever prosecute ximbos you don't like, motivated by your dislike of them. There's a lot of dumb claims on this website going on about people misusing their administerial tools, but truly, these court cases you decide to arbitrarily start with no proper foundation or consulting everyone else are just that.

20.03.2024 13:35:10

Furiously drawing new designs 

SweetasNuts
Level 29
Status: President's Secretary
Sex Appeal: 18868
Reputation: 10272
Posts: 726
Atheista
20.03.2024 13:43:59
SweetasNuts

Thats an outrageous claim. We would never abuse the court system or flout the laws for political gain. Where is your evidence? 

20.03.2024 13:43:59

Make Ximboland Fashionable again on May 1st 2024 - Vote BCP !


bxdcherri
Level 187
Status: Minister of Justice
Sex Appeal: 5191732
Reputation: 72776
Posts: 1967
Reasonopia
20.03.2024 13:48:39
bxdcherri

He’s after the raccoon tails again! O-O

20.03.2024 13:48:39

Dean Winchester
Level 34
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 29742
Reputation: 20751
Posts: 690
Reasonopia
20.03.2024 14:17:42
Dean Winchester

Cant a man have his deanussy out in peace. I thought this was bimboland what’s wrong with showing a little hole!! Don’t make me wear pants!!! 

20.03.2024 14:17:42

#deanwinchesterforpb #ximbotarianparty
Justicee
Level 147
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 2535161
Reputation: 50731
Posts: 1089
Reasonopia
20.03.2024 14:20:53
Justicee

Lmao!^

20.03.2024 14:20:53
FIGHT / DEBATE me!  
SweetasNuts
Level 29
Status: President's Secretary
Sex Appeal: 18868
Reputation: 10272
Posts: 726
Atheista
20.03.2024 14:21:51
SweetasNuts

Anything you say can be used against you in court. You have the right to talk to a lawyer for advice before we ask you any questions. You have the right to have a lawyer with you during questioning. If you cannot afford a lawyer, one will be appointed for you before any questioning if you wish.

Why did you choose a stupid racoon hairstyle when you left your house that day and did anyone help you? 

20.03.2024 14:21:51

Make Ximboland Fashionable again on May 1st 2024 - Vote BCP !


Hera_
Level 253
Status: State Minister
Sex Appeal: 15051014
Reputation: 98603
Posts: 385
Reasonopia
20.03.2024 14:24:01
Hera_

mr nuts this was only funny the first time around

20.03.2024 14:24:01
deer Reasonopia State Minister Deer
 blue divider
join in on the Kpop Concepts Fashion Contest :)
Dean Winchester
Level 34
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 29742
Reputation: 20751
Posts: 690
Reasonopia
20.03.2024 14:32:52
Dean Winchester

Well I isn’t choose it I set myself on fire on accident again and my hair all got burned off (cus of the fire) so I thought to serve a lil and dye what remained as raccoon tails to memorialize my fellow emo himbos who fell in the great bimbo fashion wars. Also before we proceed I would like to ask that my lawyer and lover Iowa is given access to this thread so he may provide me adequate counsel.

(Out of character. Chris I would REALLY reconsider what punishments you are putting as the punishment for being unfashionable. I’m Jewish, a lot of people know this on this site and while I’m not sure if you knew, I have had people message me saying this punishment seems very pointed to put it lightly.) 

20.03.2024 14:32:52

#deanwinchesterforpb #ximbotarianparty

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