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❤ State Wars! ❤

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55
Created
21.10.2023
Author
audrey_lynn
audrey_lynn
Level 172
Status: State Minister
Sex Appeal: 4001509
Reputation: 107666
Posts: 1246
Atheista
21.10.2023 07:12:26
audrey_lynn

Hello Atheista!!! As soon as Spirit Week ended (bummer) I saw that State Wars had started (opposite of a bummer!!)!!  Right now is a great time to keep your fishy looks on and show some state pride!!  Go check out Blecky’s announcement for the rules and an explanation of this whole thing <3 To start off, SAVE THIS THREAD! It is where you will get the majority of updates!! To do so, click the little circle next to the title when looking at all of the threads in town hall. Also, start saving up on things like tokens and diamonds, cause they will come in handy <3 Onto the logistics of everything!  

❤ I’m gonna need some generals. I’m not sure how many, but I know that last SW there could be up to three. If you are able to be active during these next ten days (and preferably were around for the last SW or have some site experience) and you’re interested, message me as soon as possible so I can get the generals chosen! If you are smart with math or google spreadsheets that also helps, because I am not :)

❤ There is a state wars discord! If you are not in the discord server, add me as a friend, my user is Audrey Lynn #3164 and I will send you an invite to the server. if you need some help figuring out discord, please message me here! I’ll be using discord a lot, since the discord app has the ability to give direct people notifications and ximboland does not. I’ll still use the forum of course, but discord will hopefully play a huge role in this. I’m also taking a bunch of strategy notes from the last state wars and may or may not share my notes in the discord so that only atheistans can see it ;)

❤ Last SW, there was an excel spreadsheet being used to keep track of how many points (Looks like points will be called “souls” this time around?) each person currently has. Please add your name to the left hand column, no need to do anything other than that as of right now.  I’ll periodically go through and alphabetize the names so that we can find each other easily. Also like last time, Senators will be marked in blue because they get more points. Here is the link to that spreadsheet https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1gRuUcoTHAb-9MPIgZRWK55CtTVrGvVZ5n94qi7OunIo/edit#gid=0 

❤One last thing... I was planning on a halloween/spooky contest for the end of October, but for the sake of my sanity I will have to delay it until State Wars is over... So we'll have a late fall spooky contest at some point I promise!!

Okay that was a lot! I’m a long winded person but I’m trying to keep this as brief as possible lmao. If you have questions feel free to ask, but I definitely feel like this is a “learn as you go” sort of thing (it was for me last time!) so don't feel bad if you don't fully understand it yet - I’m so excited!  




21.10.2023 07:12:26

Lolsie
Level 44
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 64602
Reputation: 27393
Posts: 301
Atheista
21.10.2023 07:15:51
Lolsie

I'm so excited for this! I've been wondering about State Wars since I started playing 

21.10.2023 07:15:51
Lolsie
dickbug
Level 95
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 665151
Reputation: 32221
Posts: 282
Atheista
21.10.2023 07:37:02
dickbug

Sooo excited! Go Atheista! Thank you audrey!!

21.10.2023 07:37:02
˚ ༘♡ ·˚꒰ dickbug ꒱ ₊˚ˑ༄
audrey_lynn
Level 172
Status: State Minister
Sex Appeal: 4001509
Reputation: 107666
Posts: 1246
Atheista
21.10.2023 07:43:21
audrey_lynn

omg just fixed the spreadsheet (thanks dickbug!) and y'all should be able to edit now :)

21.10.2023 07:43:21

alexa pro
Level 120
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 1368384
Reputation: 91736
Posts: 1217
Atheista
21.10.2023 07:58:52
alexa pro

trying to send you a discord friend request and it isnt working @audrey_lynn :(((((

21.10.2023 07:58:52
juno
he/hymn
like forum posts!!

Lolsie
Level 44
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 64602
Reputation: 27393
Posts: 301
Atheista
21.10.2023 08:01:57
Lolsie

I had trouble with it too, how are you typing it in?
It should be Audrey Lynn#3164

21.10.2023 08:01:57
Lolsie
audrey_lynn
Level 172
Status: State Minister
Sex Appeal: 4001509
Reputation: 107666
Posts: 1246
Atheista
21.10.2023 08:04:21
audrey_lynn

oh my lord I'm sorry y'all!! I don't use discord very often so I'm not great at this stuff.  there is a space between "Audrey" and "Lynn" (unlike my XL name) but if it still doesn't work you can always message me with your discord name and then I can add you :) 

21.10.2023 08:04:21

MissMAB
Level 56
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 138620
Reputation: 31293
Posts: 417
Atheista
21.10.2023 09:54:20
MissMAB

omg !!!! State Wars are returning !! i'm soooo happy lol i enjoyed the previous war a lot

21.10.2023 09:54:20
              
Ascelina
Level 69
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 262148
Reputation: 12057
Posts: 194
Atheista
21.10.2023 14:42:19
Ascelina

very nice to see the return of the spreadsheet :)

for those new to the SW, on the right hand side of the spreadsheet there is an explanation of how many points you receive for completing different actions on the site. you gain x2 pts if you have active senatorship (use of senator artifact counts).

when the time comes, our SM and generals will be able to activate different boosts and goals for the state. make sure you pay attention to our current goal AND what is being asked for in the forum and put your points into those as they have a time limit. 

we haven't won state wars yet so let's everyone really aim to win this year!!!

21.10.2023 14:42:19
love you ~
Gemima1984
Level 111
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1082067
Reputation: 59489
Posts: 1981
Atheista
21.10.2023 17:42:09
Gemima1984

OH IT'S GOING DOWN LADS (⁠*⁠ノ⁠・⁠ω⁠・⁠)⁠ノ⁠♫

21.10.2023 17:42:09

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