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STATE WARS BEGINS

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20
Created
21.10.2023
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bxdcherri
bxdcherri
Level 187
Status: Minister of Justice
Sex Appeal: 5188602
Reputation: 72618
Posts: 1954
Reasonopia
21.10.2023 10:06:12
bxdcherri

Hello Reasonopia! 

It’s that AMAZING time again - State Wars. I’m sure youve seen the announcement from our dear Prime Minister Blecky, if not do go have a read through here.

TLDR; play bimboland, earn points, most points win, simple. And that’s gonna be US! Who’s ready for a bit of friendly competition ;) WHOS WITH ME?!! 

All of us have to work together here guys. Now if you are totally new to state wars and have no clue what’s going on, please follow this thread and I will explain once it’s actually started. 

Now where are my active members? I see you! Ready to become a general? If you would like to help organise the points and help me and the state out BIG TIME then I invite you to become one of my generals. There’s no level requirement, you can just shoot me a message either on here or on discord. My username is bxdcherri. 

Speaking of discord, we will be using the forums throughout the state wars, but having a discord channel wouldn’t be a bad shout either. So if you guys plan to participate in this, please send me a request and I’ll add you to our discord. If not, don’t worry, we will still be using the forums regularly. 

Andddddd I think that’s about it. Let me know youve read this all through by posting a gif relating to war/fighting. Show me your state spirit guys!! The games will begin shortly…

21.10.2023 10:06:12

liveangel
Level 246
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 13235987
Reputation: 308228
Posts: 3376
Reasonopia
21.10.2023 13:35:31
liveangel

I'm so excited! Let's freaking gooooooo! Also, I'd love to be a State General!

Something that I would like to address: speaking from experience, I think that it would be the best if all the State Generals are on Discord. Last year, one of the State Generals wasn't on Discord and it made coordination more difficult. (This is assuming that it's the same as last time, where all three Generals had to sign off on a booster to activate it.)



21.10.2023 13:35:31

Dad
Dad
Level 47
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 78823
Reputation: 32847
Posts: 196
Reasonopia
21.10.2023 16:27:43
Dad

I'm so down to be a general. It's time Reasonopia showed the other states what we're truly made of!

Fear the deer!



21.10.2023 16:27:43
C'mere, sport, give your old man a hug!

Hera_
Level 253
Status: State Minister
Sex Appeal: 15048046
Reputation: 95509
Posts: 373
Reasonopia
21.10.2023 20:19:36
Hera_

if necessary, i will step up !!!


21.10.2023 20:19:36
deer Reasonopia State Minister Deer
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join in on the Kpop Concepts Fashion Contest :)
bxdcherri
Level 187
Status: Minister of Justice
Sex Appeal: 5188602
Reputation: 72618
Posts: 1954
Reasonopia
21.10.2023 22:36:42
bxdcherri

EVERYONE, here is our spreadsheet. https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1zE8vFPBvhVasDdKDqy3hgvsbEXXANeahyFcR-wwrr-s/edit#gid=0
The way State Wars work, is we are working around bimboland gaining points, which we can then spend to get more points. You can either directly spend these points straight into the pot, getting us closer to the total goal OR, you can save up your points, we all can, and add them to the spreadsheet. Eventually, our total points will be like 50,000, which means we can unlock a boost to our points and other fun things so, patience is key. To unlock these boosts though, we need a lot of points, and theres no way on the site for me and the generals to see how many points we ALL have in total (hence the spreadsheet). If you get a sec, PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE write your name and your points. You can also see how many points you get for each task you perform on here too :) 

21.10.2023 22:36:42

AnastazjaNadia
Level 260
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 17173655
Reputation: 601247
Posts: 23908
Reasonopia
22.10.2023 13:36:16
AnastazjaNadia

what is it discord?
Have you established any strategy? I will be grateful for the information in prv

22.10.2023 13:36:16
bxdcherri
Level 187
Status: Minister of Justice
Sex Appeal: 5188602
Reputation: 72618
Posts: 1954
Reasonopia
22.10.2023 20:00:20
bxdcherri

guys, we have a bonus active. Save up your points and put them into the "Tame the beast" pot before the timer runs out!!

22.10.2023 20:00:20

bxdcherri
Level 187
Status: Minister of Justice
Sex Appeal: 5188602
Reputation: 72618
Posts: 1954
Reasonopia
22.10.2023 22:56:01
bxdcherri

We have a 3x multiplier on all points we spend because we are a small state. This means, if you have 10 points and put them in the pot, you'll actually put in 30. If you have 100 you'll put in 300 and if you have 1,000 you'll put in 3,000. SAVE. YOUR. POINTS. Until you have a larger amount, and then put them in to the boost. BUT DONT SAVE FOREVER. We only have a certain amount of time to put these points into the boost (you can see the timer underneath where you would write the points into the boost).

The spreadsheet has been updated with these multipliers in mind, see the second sheet (found at the bottom of the page) to see the details.

22.10.2023 22:56:01

KatieBoutique
Level 266
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 19270573
Reputation: 103468
Posts: 2784
Reasonopia
23.10.2023 00:21:54
KatieBoutique

I’m in.  Need to get caught up on how this all works, I want to put every point I get into the pot.  Need to read up.

update: that google docs spreadsheet is invaluable.  It pretty much lays it out beautifully.  

23.10.2023 00:21:54

Dad
Dad
Level 47
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 78823
Reputation: 32847
Posts: 196
Reasonopia
23.10.2023 05:56:45
Dad

THIS YEAR BE THE YEAR THAT EVERY OTHER STATE TREMBLES IN FEAR OF THE DEER!!!!!!!



23.10.2023 05:56:45
C'mere, sport, give your old man a hug!

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