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[Spooky] ^ . ^ It's Friday 13th ^ . ^

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36
Created
13.05.2022
Author
LillyAnn
Pink bastard
Level 15
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 2432
Reputation: 1620
Posts: 6
Freethinkerland
14.05.2022 00:03:24
Pink bastard

When I was in 3rd grade my birthday was on Friday the 13th and everybody kept on saying I was going to die. I wrote up my will and made a beautiful good bye note for the world, only to find out that it was a joke. Even my teachers were saying this shit. 

14.05.2022 00:03:24
̸̇̎/̸̄̿̅̎̎̅͆ ͆͆͆͆̔̿͞ ͆̅̿̄͞ ̿ ̄̇̿̚ ̎ ̎͆*♡ * ♥*” ♡. ♥♡ 
Sending love!
pinkaimee
Level 21
Status: Legal Alien
Sex Appeal: 7125
Reputation: 4721
Posts: 14
Reasonopia
14.05.2022 00:22:28
pinkaimee

My family has a lot of stories that have been passed down some generations, some paranormal and some real! (Which can arguably be even creepier!)
I’ll share one of the real ones. The details are a bit hazy as I haven’t heard the story in a while, but it happened to either my great grandpa or my great uncle, can’t remember which.
When he was a boy, maybe around 11-12, he came home at night while everyone else in the family was still at work or doing something else. So he was home alone. It was about his bedtime, so he undressed, folded his clothes and put them near his bed, and got in bed to go to sleep. As he’s in bed, he realizes that the foot of his bed is slowly moving up and down, like someone breathing. Someone was under his bed, and their back was pushing up against the bed, moving it as they breathed. He was terrified, but his clothes were right near his bed still, and he could run over to a neighbors house. So he made up his mind and jumped out of bed, grabbed his clothes, and ran! At his neighbor’s house they called the police, but when they got to his house, the person had already left.  But they were not dismissive, turns out there was an recently escaped convict in the area!! So they don’t know for sure, but they’re pretty sure that’s who was hiding under his bed.

14.05.2022 00:22:28
     ♡~*:・゚✧。. ʚ(*´꒳`*)ɞ⋆ ˚。⋆୨୧˚aimee˚୨୧⋆。˚ ⋆ʚ(*´꒳`*)ɞ .。✧・゚:* ~♡

lesbianhellokitty
Level 22
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 8019
Reputation: 7095
Posts: 18
Atheista
14.05.2022 01:07:19
lesbianhellokitty

i've seen loads of ufos babez <3 once at a pride festival ... !

14.05.2022 01:07:19
<3 hit the slay button
travis_thegay
Level 9
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 570
Reputation: 560
Posts: 2
Secville
14.05.2022 01:19:09
travis_thegay

super short story sorry!!

Okay, so back when I was younger, maybe 2 - 4, I would spend hours sitting on the stairs talking to myself, I would act as if there was another child there. A few years later I found out when I was even younger ( 1?) I would look as if I was watching someone go down the stairs, we only just found out recently a family passed in this house, and one of them has the same last name as my "imaginary friend" I had, "Emma". 

(Sorry if my English sucks, im tired lol)

14.05.2022 01:19:09
Everyones a lil gay <3
MonicaRaybrandt
Level 17
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 3569
Reputation: 2903
Posts: 12
Atheista
14.05.2022 02:39:58
MonicaRaybrandt

today i found out there are mice in my basement and they left droppings all over the laundry room :(( i really am unlucky..

14.05.2022 02:39:58
XBatgutzX
Level 16
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 2732
Reputation: 2069
Posts: 17
Atheista
14.05.2022 06:41:48
XBatgutzX

One day when my mom was staying at my grandmas house, she saw the ghost of her uncle :) we...we see a lot of ghosts. They're nice tho so I don't mind.

14.05.2022 06:41:48
Make his pockets hurt!
We may be platonic, but this ass is iconic <3
LillyAnn
Level 235
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 10829770
Reputation: 591458
Posts: 6338
Freethinkerland
14.05.2022 15:18:48
LillyAnn

Update

So, here is the plan:
1st round - ends tonight BL midnight time, so I am able to share prizes before leaving on Sunday afternoon.
2nd round - starts after BL midnight time tonight and lasts until I come back (in a couple of days).
Each player is allowed to post as many stories as they want but in separate posts, 1 story - 1 post.
Players who have already posted a story, can post new ones anytime.

^ . ^

14.05.2022 15:18:48

Welcome new bimbos & himbos ❣   

I identify as transparent, pronounces who/where
(don't take this seriously, because if you do it's your own fault)

Ximbo_Rach
Level 16
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 3459
Reputation: 2863
Posts: 105
Atheista
14.05.2022 17:03:39
Ximbo_Rach

Pink bastard wrote:
When I was in 3rd grade my birthday was on Friday the 13th and everybody kept on saying I was going to die. I wrote up my will and made a beautiful good bye note for the world, only to find out that it was a joke. Even my teachers were saying this shit. 
Jeez, that fucking sucks. Sorry you had to deal with that.

14.05.2022 17:03:39
Ximbo_Rach
hauntpsychic
Level 32
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 25955
Reputation: 15319
Posts: 134
Atheista
14.05.2022 22:43:36
hauntpsychic

I missed it :,)

14.05.2022 22:43:36
(he/ze/xe)
 
 
LillyAnn
Level 235
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 10829770
Reputation: 591458
Posts: 6338
Freethinkerland
14.05.2022 23:27:43
LillyAnn

You didn't.

14.05.2022 23:27:43

Welcome new bimbos & himbos ❣   

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