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pets! - talking tuesday

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15
Created
21.12.2021
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heartmarch
heartmarch
Level 36
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 36664
Reputation: 28257
Posts: 492
Reasonopia
21.12.2021 19:02:22
heartmarch

Show me the babies. tell me about your pets. did you have any when you were younger? do you have any now? do you work on a farm? i want to know everything !!!

Here is my service doggie !! he is a poodle with dwarfism that looks fucking exactly like a yorkie. The private training center that trained him literally took DNA. hes a poodle who got lost at the poodle factory. 


now you see why people call him a female yorkie when hes in very serious business boy work mode (he does not enjoy this)
here he is off duty 





21.12.2021 19:02:22

Laynee
Level 29
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 19161
Reputation: 13719
Posts: 342
Reasonopia
21.12.2021 19:09:46
Laynee

Adorable~ well, I’m a bit self-conscious about posting pictures of my dogg because my grandma doesn’t want me to post pictures of him anywhere~ but he’s a super cute black schnauzer! He loves playing all day long and he’s also really smart~ he howls with a certain alarm for some reason o3o my aunt told me that it reminds him of my grandma~ he’s a very vocal dogg~ so he does lots of dog sounds throughout the day, I tell my family that he does that because he’s speaking, but in a language that we don’t understand bwhahahaha 

21.12.2021 19:09:46

melodysungjae
Level 24
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 10350
Reputation: 11624
Posts: 458
Freethinkerland
21.12.2021 19:38:44
melodysungjae

When I was very little we had two Huskies! A boy husky named Trooper (After Space Troopers) and an older girl husky named Kia, though we mainly called her Kiki. Kia ended up getting a tumor and having to be put down and we had to leave Trooper behind in Alaska. 
Later on we got a few mice named Victoria, Elizabeth, Snickerdoodle, and one other who’s name I don’t remember.
Then we got a Siamese rat named Sunny, and many more rats after her.
The rats were Jack Jack, Spock, Kirk, Loki, Raph, Donnie, Yoshi, Dean, Sam, Booster, and Blue!

21.12.2021 19:38:44

Hot Topica
Level 45
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 69406
Reputation: 42393
Posts: 2089
Reasonopia
22.12.2021 02:18:29
Hot Topica

When I was really little my parents had a cat named Marmaduke. Then when I was 7 we got two kittens named Pekoe and Smudge. Smudge unfortunately passed away a couple months ago. Pekoe is the orange one, just like the tea :)


22.12.2021 02:18:29
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Lillyx2
Level 5
Status: Legal Alien
Sex Appeal: 70
Reputation: 86
Posts: 4
Secville
22.12.2021 14:59:23
Lillyx2

Omg so cute.

22.12.2021 14:59:23
Vanadium
Level 19
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 5372
Reputation: 3711
Posts: 29
Antitheocra
22.12.2021 19:56:15
Vanadium

When I was little, I had two pet rabbits which after a while, my parents made them into a wild rice casserole and didn't tell me about it until after I ate the casserole. I now have a half Bengal, half tabby cat which was due to a neighbor's pure-bred Bengal having some fun with the other neighbor's tabby.

I also can't eat casserole now.

22.12.2021 19:56:15
Femboy Hotbitch
Level 44
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 66199
Reputation: 30937
Posts: 595
Atheista
23.12.2021 01:11:39
Femboy Hotbitch

I have a gorgeous cat named katara. i got her in 2018? and i love her. she was found abandoned on the side of the road by a friend, and we took her in. she kinda hates everyone just my sisters fucked up her childhood, but she loves you if you feed her. she's grey with darker grey stripes, and has white on her chest and tummy. i love her, she's great 


23.12.2021 01:11:39

misogynist
Level 106
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 940717
Reputation: 67863
Posts: 1875
Atheista
23.12.2021 16:26:33
misogynist

I have a cat named Mack, I got her in 2008 so she's 13 now :) She is my little evil angel baby 

23.12.2021 16:26:33
Coupla Conts
Level 62
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 190695
Reputation: 45659
Posts: 101
Atheista
23.12.2021 18:14:28
Coupla Conts

@vanadium My mom’s parents did the same thing to her pet rabbit when she was little. What is wrong with people?? :(


I never had a bunny but I do have 2 ferrets! One is big fat and friendly. Her name is Chungus. She walks on a leash and acts like a dog. She’s super cuddly.
The other one Worm is a skinny little shrimp. Like literally so tiny. But she’s super sweet and way smarter than her sister. She keeps finding ways to climb on my desk and knock things off, but I can’t figure out how she gets up there....

23.12.2021 18:14:28





Iowa
Level 70
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 270250
Reputation: 31794
Posts: 1074
Reasonopia
25.12.2021 07:24:24
Iowa

this iz my lizard tiny dancer in the middle of hiz shedding :] he looks like he's wearing a hat lol


25.12.2021 07:24:24
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