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Oh no! My phone!

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Created
05.05.2016
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Phuckinbimbo
HeavenLeighBimbo
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Freethinkerland
08.05.2016 11:11:00
HeavenLeighBimbo

I was out with my sons today, and a cell phone became a topic of conversation.  I wanted to be the one to pee on a cell phone.  I wrote this in another thread, but I must admit that this * part of the post is much more suited in this thread.   
   Before I post the story, I should say that my sons and I went into an area without any cell phone coverage.  We were totally in the wilderness and mountains  when I had this educational moment with my adult children.

 * Even a practice game of life, Bimbolands, is too challenging for a 21st century child to play.   Hummm.  That's really lame in a humanity who gives infant's cell phones with apps, as substitute parent's to their off-spring.   Society is reaping what it has sown.  Division and distance.  I laughed while talking to my son today.  He was ranting about his wife's cell phone habit's.  I just shrugged my shoulders, and said to him,  it is how you started the relationship.  You now must learn to accept the problem you accepted when you began dating her.
    My Son married a woman's Cell Phone, and vagina.  There is not much else inside my daughter-in -law.  She really even just looks like a toy to me too.  It's pathetic, but she is rather sexy to look at.  My son is miserable with her now after a few years, and she still must use a phone more than her vagina while married.  I find the whole issue rather immature, but it is what it is. 21st century affection, or lack of affection.  It is actually totally stupid to me.  Texting is ruining a marriage based mostly on sex.  I say nothing to my son.  It is his challenge to deal with as a man.  He would do well to destroy all cell phone's but he never would. 
   Today I even talked to him about his father and I when we were the same age.  'old fashioned', and not useful advice, in his opinion.  interesting.  I never had to beg for sex.  My son does not really understand the new breed of texting women.  I didn't think I needed to raise a socially ignorant child to use a phone as a way of life.  He chose to marry a woman who is socially retarded with a cell phone. I said nothing as it was his love to find.  Texting is annoying to him, NOW that he has been inside of her( and she was his first). I'm worried for the relationship because there was nothing but texting and sex as a courtship. In just 2 hours with my son he ignored his wife's text's 12 times, and she was actually at work and shouldn't have been texting in the first place.  What was she so worried about a son spending time with his mother while she was at work?  It's nasty to say, but she is actually jealous of me for some strange reason. A famous woman with her husband/ my son, in public disturbs her so badly.  She has seen the public reaction I get sometimes with my sons escorting me.  Why that bothers her, I don't know but I feel she is being very insecure.  If she is not careful that attitude could be very bad for her marriage.  Son's should be allowed to escort their mother to event's as needed, without sexual insecurities in a daughter-in-law.  Did her Phone and past boyfriends teach her this poor social behavior with a cell phone?
         That is how life evolved for a generation.  It's his and your world NOW.
   I thought 'mothers- in -law' were only looking for dust on the dining room table to fuss over.  Cell phones made much more possible apparently in the minds of very stupid women.  My God she was acting in text messages, like he was having an affair with me.  I even have the right's to kiss him, and he let's me because I'm his mother.  His wife needs to put her Phone down for a few decades till she is mature enough to use it properly.
 A sexy' Mother in Law' must be a real Bitch to deal with when your 22, over-weight and addicted to all things PHONED.
  Go ahead and compete with a 46 year old mother, if you really feel the need too.  A phone can replace all common sense in people.  What can her phone do to me?  Nothing AT ALL.

Nothing can fix Stupid, she hates her own mother too.  I gave up on her.  She is cute and nice on the outside, but has serious issues with all people who remind her of her own parent's.   Yes, her parent's and I get along very well, much to her dismay.  She is an angry girl, and I haven't yet figured out why.
  Social retardation by Phone?  That fit's for her behavior with me.  I've been nothing but naturally Bimbo around her and it drives her mad. I refuse to use Facebook with her, so I must be totally an evil Mother-in-law.  I rather like being a real woman, in the real world.  Want to know what I'm doing?
  Come over and visit.
  The Shame of Phones, is they prevent people for forming real world relationships when they become a source of entertainment.  Nothing is real, when copy and pasting and forwarding the same useless information.  Even if it is an adorable Kitten in a box you must share with 1000 of your followers.  For some strange reason, I don't feel left out by avoiding FaceBook and all the kitten PHOTO-Shopped, chain photos with bumper-sticker platitudes.
        lose 3 IQ point's just thinking the word FaceBook.
  

08.05.2016 11:11:00
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Trina Jameson
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Secville
08.05.2016 13:54:39
Trina Jameson

^Nah she would be like that without the cellphone, it just helps her in looking/being even more stupid.
It's so ridiculous, I think she is jealous of you or maybe trying to compete with you in some way...to win your son's love. If that's really what's happening she is fucking stupid. My dad's ex- thank God she's an ex now- used to be like that wtf I'm his daughter not a women ho's trying to get him... lol
Your son's wife reminds me a lot of my dad's ex. If so, they are stupid and society nowadays just made them worse thanks to social media/ reality tv they think it's normal to act the way they do.

08.05.2016 13:54:39
"Whatever our souls are made of, his and mine are the same." - Emily Brontë

Ceres
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Secville
09.05.2016 17:24:54
Ceres

Take the phone apart and put in rice thenblow dry it if you can.

09.05.2016 17:24:54
Phuckinbimbo
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Freethinkerland
10.05.2016 00:51:53
Phuckinbimbo

Thanks. I'll try that after dinner.


10.05.2016 00:51:53
One can not feel when they have no soul.





Opal
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Atheista
10.05.2016 17:19:53
Opal

Ye it worked once for me when I got it in rice. It was a Galaxy S5 (they're water resistant) but I had left the charger slot open while I was at a foam party. It worked after being put on rice but the back button stopped working and I eventually had to have the entire circuit replaced.

10.05.2016 17:19:53
Phuckinbimbo
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Freethinkerland
11.05.2016 20:58:40
Phuckinbimbo

Okay so its been apart and in rice drying. But...um...how do I put it back together? 

11.05.2016 20:58:40
One can not feel when they have no soul.





Alicia Baskerville
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Atheista
29.03.2017 19:08:26
Alicia Baskerville

I think so..or I hope ❁

29.03.2017 19:08:26

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