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My Manifesto - please vote for Sweetasnuts/Bimbo Coxervative party on 1st May 2024

Category
Xemocracy Arena
Posts
300
Created
08.04.2024
Author
SweetasNuts
SweetasNuts parody
Level 21
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 7197
Reputation: 5984
Posts: 402
Atheista
29.04.2024 17:45:55
SweetasNuts parody

Well we know your move your so ugly you scare teh shit back into people.

You a minister of fashion failing at fashion. Sort it out!

29.04.2024 17:45:55
#Shut up and buy the Ximboland history book!

#FuckTehFashionPoliceAndPronounNaziGoverment!
Dean Winchester
Level 34
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 29144
Reputation: 20616
Posts: 685
Reasonopia
01.05.2024 00:32:21
Dean Winchester

who said that was that the wind

01.05.2024 00:32:21


ireneaiesha
Level 21
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 6951
Reputation: 5547
Posts: 28
Freethinkerland
01.05.2024 04:32:17
ireneaiesha

why is chris always bullying yall? Is this how a senator/minister supposed to behave?

01.05.2024 04:32:17
xoxo, aiesha <3

CarCrashBimbo
Level 48
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 83918
Reputation: 7091
Posts: 349
Antitheocra
01.05.2024 04:52:51
CarCrashBimbo

By “Chris” do you mean SweetasNuts Parody?  The guy three posts up?  That guy is not Chris.  Confusing?  

01.05.2024 04:52:51
Dr.CarCrashBimbo - Psychotherapist - MFA - ACAB - Running for Prime Bimbo in July.
I identify as The Minister of Fashion of The Fashionable Republic of Bimboland

What is the story behind the French 75?  The drink dates to World War I,  The combination was said to have such a kick that it felt like being shelled with the powerful French 75mm field gun.  MOF CCB FIRED

ireneaiesha
Level 21
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 6951
Reputation: 5547
Posts: 28
Freethinkerland
01.05.2024 05:00:06
ireneaiesha

Idk how to reply to the post above me but yes. I'm sorry if I got that wrong and completely missed the joke⊙.☉ I don't exactly know the full bimbo etiquette but I've just seen some nasty words come out of Mr. SweetAsNuts and Mr. SweetAsNuts parody's mouth (>_<) Excuse me again If I missed the joke, I just feel like the bimbos don't really deserve to be talked to like that, yknow?╥﹏╥ yes, confusing. And I hope that I'm not coming off as mean. I just recently tried to see whats going on in the Pink House and see this infamous "Chris" everyone's talking about, trying to catch myself up on the lore, I suppose.

01.05.2024 05:00:06
xoxo, aiesha <3

CarCrashBimbo
Level 48
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 83918
Reputation: 7091
Posts: 349
Antitheocra
01.05.2024 05:14:39
CarCrashBimbo

Don’t worry.  It looks like the voting just started.  Who knows who will be in charge this time tomorrow.

01.05.2024 05:14:39
Dr.CarCrashBimbo - Psychotherapist - MFA - ACAB - Running for Prime Bimbo in July.
I identify as The Minister of Fashion of The Fashionable Republic of Bimboland

What is the story behind the French 75?  The drink dates to World War I,  The combination was said to have such a kick that it felt like being shelled with the powerful French 75mm field gun.  MOF CCB FIRED

SweetasNuts parody
Level 21
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 7197
Reputation: 5984
Posts: 402
Atheista
01.05.2024 23:17:42
SweetasNuts parody

Sus GIF - Sus GIFs

ireneaiesha wrote: (original post HERE)
Idk how to reply to the post above me but yes. I'm sorry if I got that wrong and completely missed the joke⊙.☉ I don't exactly know the full bimbo etiquette but I've just seen some nasty words come out of Mr. SweetAsNuts and Mr. SweetAsNuts...


01.05.2024 23:17:42
#Shut up and buy the Ximboland history book!

#FuckTehFashionPoliceAndPronounNaziGoverment!
Daphnee_Mino
Level 29
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 18388
Reputation: 17931
Posts: 467
Agnostica
02.05.2024 09:39:01
Daphnee_Mino

well... congrats halobear ! <3 ty to all other participants and voters

02.05.2024 09:39:01

miruu
Level 43
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 62469
Reputation: 28868
Posts: 36
Atheista
02.05.2024 13:56:21
miruu



02.05.2024 13:56:21
firm believer of eat hot chip and lie
                                                                                      

Kittygirl213
Level 17
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 3747
Reputation: 2784
Posts: 55
Atheista
03.05.2024 08:16:04
Kittygirl213

Where can i vote?

03.05.2024 08:16:04
We're all celebrities. 

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