My Manifesto
Would you like to see more entertainment in Ximboland? Are you here for fun and some light relief from everyday life? Do you value humour and comedy?
If so then please vote for me, Sweetasnuts and please vote for the Conxervative Bimbo party in the upcoming elections on May 1st.
My name is Sweetasnuts and I have been a loyal serving Ximbo community member since 2006. During that time I have seen lots of changes in Ximboland but one thing always remains and that thing is the strength of the Bimbo community. Through thick and through thin the loyal, friendly and loving Bimbo community have always made Ximboland one of the best places to be on the internet. That has never changed since 2006.
Ximboland was originally conceived as a political parody of a magical bimbo world. Its time to get Ximboland back on track and make it the best community on the internet - bar none.
Better than facebook, better than Twitter, better than insta.
Vote for Sweetasnuts on May 1st 2024! Together we can do it!
So what will I do and why should you vote for me?
If you vote for me I will bring in the following changes:
2) I will champion parody and humour. I will encourage all Ximbos to get into humorous roleplay and ask them to throw off the shackles of conventional games/social media websites. I will encourage all bimbos to enjoy the Bimbo world we have created and not be afraid to explore their bimbo inner selves. I will lead this myself by creating humorous alt government accounts and humorous rules/laws and posts.
3) I will invite into government with me only the most humorous, witty and interesting and fun Ximbos.
4) I will evaluate every part of Ximbolands entertainment ecosystem to ensure that we are maximizing all our strengths and opportunities.
5) I promise to prioritize proper traditional Bimbo fashion in Ximboland once again.
We were founded by the most beautiful and stylish Bimbo that ever lived and together we are the most beautiful and fashionable people the world has ever known.
I will outlaw the following fashions and styles - Gothic, grunge, bohemian, cheap fashion, fast fashion, vintage, hipster, retro amongst others.
I will target subversive fashion designers/shop workers and crack down on any illicit and subversive designs. They will be given a clear list of acceptable bimbo styles such as designer, high end label, musclebound casual, sexy chic, bimbo camp, formal, trendy, formalwear, evening wear casual, suited and booted, posh, beachwear sexy, lingerie etc
6) I will introduce Prime Bimbo fashion contest themes that are appropriate for traditional native Bimbos eg sexy body, baywatch, Paris Hilton wannabe, pink and purple, native bimbo, beach chic etc
7) I will prosecute bimbos who dont follow the fashion rules and put them on trial clearly educating people on their erroneous ways and rehabilitating them back into sexy bimbos again.
8) I will prosecute anyone whom has not read the Presidents book -
Sindy Laarson and the Fashionable republic of Ximboland: The story of the worlds most fashionable nation: Amazon.co.uk: Laarson, Sindy: 9798536186831: Books
8) I will start 1 x interesting thread in the xemocarcy section per week eg topics on difficult and interesting subjects such as current affairs, politics, sex, love, war, conflict etc
9) I will share any money received during my time as Prime Ximbo with my fellow entertainers - the fashion police. I will encourage my fashion police to take on the role of entertainers and to start interesting threads, to educate bimbos on true bimbo fashion and to prosecute those bimbops whom do not follow the fashion rules.
10) I recognise that being Prime Bimbo is a great privilege. Only the most interesting and entertaining Ximbos will ever reach this stage. I will represent Ximboland on the world and do my best to entertain normoes from the flatlands and Twitterland.
11) I will actively encourage others to stand against me and I wont be afraid of the opposition. A healthy democracy is a place where opposition is encouraged and fostered. There are lots of different ways to entertain and the they who dare should win
12) I will actively encourage all Ximbos who can afford it to become senators. The more paying senators we have then the more money we have in the treasury to reimburse our government and improve Ximboland. Senators are the VIBs of Ximboland - the ones whom make it tick. I will focus on increasing the number count of senators to around 1000
13) I recognise that a great way to improve Ximboland is to increase the economic output of all Ximbos citizens. Therefore I will push Boob Palace to develop and create ‘creators’ eg the ability for every Bimbo to make money and sell their content to others should they wish. As well as introducing a ‘news feed’ to bring you the latest news from Ximboland and the wider world in your profile plus the ability to follow other ximbos you admire.
Thank you for listening to me and please vote for me - Sweetasnuts the new xonservative Bimbo party candidate on May 1st 2024
