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Most bimbos are lame - Heavenleighbimbo aside

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24.11.2016
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SweetasNuts
SweetasNuts
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Atheista
24.11.2016 12:07:19
SweetasNuts

Hello 
It has come to my attention that the regular bimbo citizens of this great nation are pretty lame. There has only ever been one great Prime Bimbo leader - heavenleighbimbo. She continually puts the nation first.  The venerable Miss Bimbo also puts the bimbo nation first. But what about the rest of you ?

The rest of you are a bunch of lame and lazy bimbos. The turn out for voting is low, the desire to lead is low. I say 'stop being lazy! Where is your patriotism? '

Put the bimbo nation first and stop being so selfish.



24.11.2016 12:07:19
We are living in a political parody of a bimbo world. 



SweetasNuts
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Atheista
24.11.2016 12:08:39
SweetasNuts

This begs the question - why are most bimbos so apathetic, lazy and lame?

24.11.2016 12:08:39
We are living in a political parody of a bimbo world. 



IslandDream
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Freethinkerland
25.11.2016 02:26:13
IslandDream

I likes HLB she's fun fun fun,and thats why I vote for her..she keeps things moving smoothly :)

25.11.2016 02:26:13
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Mindy
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Agnostica
25.11.2016 03:31:14
Mindy

SweetasNuts wrote:
This begs the question - why are most bimbos so apathetic, lazy and lame?
SweetasNuts wrote:
Hello 
It has come to my attention that the regular bimbo citizens of this great nation are pretty lame. There has only ever been one great Prime Bimbo leader - heavenleighbimbo. She continually puts the nation first.  The venerable Miss Bimbo also puts the bimbo nation first. But what about the rest of you ?

The rest of you are a bunch of lame and lazy bimbos. The turn out for voting is low, the desire to lead is low. I say 'stop being lazy! Where is your patriotism? '

Put the bimbo nation first and stop being so selfish.



Are you attempting shame as a motivation tactic?  ok...let's go there...Bimbos are a product of their environment...an environment that ownership's lack of GAF has rubbed off on its population...a laundry list of issues were presented with little resolve...members of government including HLB repeatedly berate the governing process and its inability to get anything done with ownership...not exactly motivating to the population when they are repeatedly told how much everything sucks.  Then ownership poofs for months after payment options go away...owner is made Prime Bimbo and never says a word during term...and we are told that our participation is lame?  HAHAHA....for real?  Desire to govern...I feel it is out there.....or at least was until bimbolands was left for dead for months...but yes...it must be the population's fault when only 1 person can control if there are even elections and they shut that down while they were MIA...bravo.  OH...and as far as the privilege of running for office...you are asking people to pay more than they do for netflix in order to run for an office that we are told has no real voice....awesome revenue model!!!!  maybe if it was not essentially an auto win for paying players to govern there would be more of a race to govern...FFT.  Meanwhile...we have seen several good citizens walk away for a variety of reasons

25.11.2016 03:31:14
Make your parents proud, your enemies jealous, and yourself happy.  The only thing that can prevent you is you! 

Hugz to my BL: stalker...you know who you are.  Lil creepy, but thanks for the pedestal. 
Cum_Dumpster
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Freethinkerland
25.11.2016 05:23:46
Cum_Dumpster

Mindy wrote:
SweetasNuts wrote:
This begs the question - why are most bimbos so apathetic, lazy and lame?
SweetasNuts wrote:
Hello 
It has come to my attention that the regular bimbo citizens of this great nation are pretty lame. There has only ever been one great Prime Bimbo leader - heavenleighbimbo. She continually puts the nation first.  The venerable Miss Bimbo also puts the bimbo nation first. But what about the rest of you ?

The rest of you are a bunch of lame and lazy bimbos. The turn out for voting is low, the desire to lead is low. I say 'stop being lazy! Where is your patriotism? '

Put the bimbo nation first and stop being so selfish.



Are you attempting shame as a motivation tactic?  ok...let's go there...Bimbos are a product of their environment...an environment that ownership's lack of GAF has rubbed off on its population...a laundry list of issues were presented with little resolve...members of government including HLB repeatedly berate the governing process and its inability to get anything done with ownership...not exactly motivating to the population when they are repeatedly told how much everything sucks.  Then ownership poofs for months after payment options go away...owner is made Prime Bimbo and never says a word during term...and we are told that our participation is lame?  HAHAHA....for real?  Desire to govern...I feel it is out there.....or at least was until bimbolands was left for dead for months...but yes...it must be the population's fault when only 1 person can control if there are even elections and they shut that down while they were MIA...bravo.  OH...and as far as the privilege of running for office...you are asking people to pay more than they do for netflix in order to run for an office that we are told has no real voice....awesome revenue model!!!!  maybe if it was not essentially an auto win for paying players to govern there would be more of a race to govern...FFT.  Meanwhile...we have seen several good citizens walk away for a variety of reasons

This is assuming that SweetasNuts is even the owner. The owner deleted his profile which is pretty much ending any relationship with this site. This profile, while the name is the same, is probably a dummy account created to inspire bimbo's to be active on the forum, even if it is just to attack the "owner".

25.11.2016 05:23:46
ChumDumpster's wife irl  
Update 2022: Site has been soured for me so I took a break. Still not certain about coming back...
Mindy
Level 104
Status: Citizen
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Posts: 1502
Agnostica
25.11.2016 06:06:08
Mindy

Cum_Dumpster wrote:
Mindy wrote:
SweetasNuts wrote:
This begs the question - why are most bimbos so apathetic, lazy and lame?
SweetasNuts wrote:
Hello 
It has come to my attention that the regular bimbo citizens of this great nation are pretty lame. There has only ever been one great Prime Bimbo leader - heavenleighbimbo. She continually puts the nation first.  The venerable Miss Bimbo also puts the bimbo nation first. But what about the rest of you ?

The rest of you are a bunch of lame and lazy bimbos. The turn out for voting is low, the desire to lead is low. I say 'stop being lazy! Where is your patriotism? '

Put the bimbo nation first and stop being so selfish.



Are you attempting shame as a motivation tactic?  ok...let's go there...Bimbos are a product of their environment...an environment that ownership's lack of GAF has rubbed off on its population...a laundry list of issues were presented with little resolve...members of government including HLB repeatedly berate the governing process and its inability to get anything done with ownership...not exactly motivating to the population when they are repeatedly told how much everything sucks.  Then ownership poofs for months after payment options go away...owner is made Prime Bimbo and never says a word during term...and we are told that our participation is lame?  HAHAHA....for real?  Desire to govern...I feel it is out there.....or at least was until bimbolands was left for dead for months...but yes...it must be the population's fault when only 1 person can control if there are even elections and they shut that down while they were MIA...bravo.  OH...and as far as the privilege of running for office...you are asking people to pay more than they do for netflix in order to run for an office that we are told has no real voice....awesome revenue model!!!!  maybe if it was not essentially an auto win for paying players to govern there would be more of a race to govern...FFT.  Meanwhile...we have seen several good citizens walk away for a variety of reasons

This is assuming that SweetasNuts is even the owner. The owner deleted his profile which is pretty much ending any relationship with this site. This profile, while the name is the same, is probably a dummy account created to inspire bimbo's to be active on the forum, even if it is just to attack the "owner".

tis he...or at least his account....not at all convinced it is actually him though or at least if it is him that it is not a bs transfer of power ploy...which seems likely

25.11.2016 06:06:08
Make your parents proud, your enemies jealous, and yourself happy.  The only thing that can prevent you is you! 

Hugz to my BL: stalker...you know who you are.  Lil creepy, but thanks for the pedestal. 
eicamawa
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Freethinkerland
25.11.2016 11:40:59
eicamawa

I do think this site is going pretty slow, and doenst have much life, but when the leaders call us apathetic, lazy and lame, that draws the line. You couldn't get the old miss bimbo site to work, and it doesnt look like you're about to but down enough effort to get this site up and running the way it should either... Give us a good site, and bimbos will come and play, and be active.

25.11.2016 11:40:59
werty
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Agnostica
25.11.2016 18:18:53
werty

oi?

25.11.2016 18:18:53
lillyfee
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Freethinkerland
25.11.2016 18:37:00
lillyfee

You are in errors
neither is the people lame
neither is hunger to lead sane

WEho wants to rule must be a servant
not an ordinare subiugated soul
but a prominent, a real server
because this kind of empathic serving is true rulership
"Wgat you have done to the smallest of them,
you have done to me!*

Don't let you drive crazy
by that Alpha male, gorilla ooh , ooh grzzzzz

25.11.2016 18:37:00
kathiegym
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Agnostica
25.11.2016 18:44:23
kathiegym

What?????? Ok, mindy and me dont like Too much each other, but this time I suppirt her!! She is right in many of her points!! (I disagree with her opinión about HLB), what the hell with this thread?????

25.11.2016 18:44:23
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