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Kittygirl213
Level 20
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 5798
Reputation: 4385
Posts: 90
Atheista
03.05.2024 08:04:22
Kittygirl213

Im so stupid i used the coin that lets u sell ur stuff for %300 more but i cant even sell any items until next month

03.05.2024 08:04:22
We're all celebrities. 

bxdcherri
Level 187
Status: Minister of Justice
Sex Appeal: 5191457
Reputation: 72759
Posts: 1966
Reasonopia
03.05.2024 12:03:53
bxdcherri

artifacts are quite easy to obtain so dont feel too bad, youll get plenty more

03.05.2024 12:03:53

StrangeSnow
Level 40
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 49870
Reputation: 22444
Posts: 605
Secville
03.05.2024 15:31:00
StrangeSnow

I’m going to a tea festival tomorrow and I’m so excited! If anyone has good tea recommendations I’m up for any! I love teas so much 

03.05.2024 15:31:00

Pollyx
Level 126
Status: State Minister
Sex Appeal: 1562755
Reputation: 48956
Posts: 777
Antitheocra
03.05.2024 15:34:27
Pollyx

ceylon! a nice high quality earl grey! interesting oolong tea! a high quality mint tea also

03.05.2024 15:34:27
♥ Join The Church of Xod, an all-state fashion & creative contest where you create a (fake)bimbo god! Be inventive, do some worldbuilding, have fun! Open until May 10th, extra prizes for Antitheocrans ♥
Here is my well-sourced educational forum post about Israel's apartheid and genocide of Palestinians in Gaza and across Palestine as a whole, please educate yourself or you may fall for propaganda! 

KittyOnyx
Level 38
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 40727
Reputation: 18997
Posts: 420
Freethinkerland
03.05.2024 16:58:45
KittyOnyx

My boss made me cry last night so i honest to xod squished his last donut that he was excited to eat after work. You dont call someone with cerebral palsy "lazy" when theyre literally breaking their body to try to keep up with factory demands. I work 12 hours a day with zero muscle tone in my arms, when i need muscles in my arms.. doesnt sound very lazy to me honestly!

03.05.2024 16:58:45
My Ximbo is Sweetasnuts if he slayyyed
Daphnee_Mino
Level 30
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 21010
Reputation: 20715
Posts: 541
Agnostica
03.05.2024 17:45:13
Daphnee_Mino



03.05.2024 17:45:13

Angel Dust
Level 71
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 274620
Reputation: 64400
Posts: 1038
Atheista
03.05.2024 19:39:17
Angel Dust

morrissey sinking in quicksand dot jpg

03.05.2024 19:39:17
stream "Allergic To Food" by Melvins
pushpinpearls
Level 14
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1903
Reputation: 1735
Posts: 54
Agnostica
03.05.2024 20:43:33
pushpinpearls

KittyOnyx wrote: (original post HERE)
My boss made me cry last night so i honest to xod squished his last donut that he was excited to eat after work. You dont call someone with cerebral palsy "lazy" when theyre literally breaking their body to try to keep up with factory demands. I work...
this is so real of you i wouldve eaten the donut just half though as a fuck you 

03.05.2024 20:43:33
kojar
Level 150
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 2649825
Reputation: 41886
Posts: 783
Secville
03.05.2024 23:59:16
kojar

ayo?


03.05.2024 23:59:16


SinksTears
Level 96
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 705426
Reputation: 59386
Posts: 1530
Antitheocra
04.05.2024 01:36:32
SinksTears

What magnets do you have on your fridge? :3

04.05.2024 01:36:32

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Frequently Asked Questions


What is Ximbo land ?
The Internet republic of Ximbo lands is the worlds first Internet republic.

What is its mission?
To unite the world.

Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
The Internet republic of Ximbo land was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its more intelligent successor. The old site was for junior bimbos. This site is for intelligent Ximbos.

What is the national flag of Ximbo land?
Ximbolands Flag

When was the Internet republic of Ximbo land founded
2007

What is the capital city of the Internet republic of Ximbo land?
Bimbo City

How many states make up the internet republic of Ximbo land?
There are 6 states that make up the internet republic of Ximbo lands. They are ­ Atheistia, Freethinkerland, Reasonopia, Agnostica, Secville, and Antitheocra. Bimbo City is the neutral administrative capital and is its own city zone. Boob Island is the home of the President of the Internet republic of Ximbo land

What is a Ximbo citizen?
A ‘Ximbo’ or ‘Ximbo citizen’ is a member of the internet republic of Ximbolands community.

How can I become a Ximbo citizen?
In order to become a citizen of Ximboland you must first pass the Ximbolands citizens test. It is free to become a Ximbo citizen.

What is a Ximbo senator?
A Ximbo senator is a senior member of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. Only senators are eligible to put themselves forward for election to become State Ministers and then ultimately the Prime Ximbo.

Who is the Prime Ximbo?
The Prime Ximbo is the democratically elected head of the Internet republic of Ximbo land.

Where does the Prime Ximbo live?
The Prime Ximbo lives in the Pink House for the 4 month term they are in office.

I want to become Prime Ximbo. How do I do that?
Any Ximbo citizen can become Prime Ximbo using the democratic process. Its a 3 stage process from Senator>State Minister> Prime Ximbo. All Ximbo citizens can vote in general elections but in order to put themselves forward to become Prime Ximbo they must first become a Ximbo senator. All Ximbo senators are electable as state ministers. State Minister elections take place every 4 months also. Only state ministers are eligible to then become the Prime Ximbo.

Can I become Prime Ximbo more than once?
Yes ­ a Ximbo can hold the position of Prime Ximbo for 3 terms max.

How often do elections take place?
The Internet republic of Ximbolands holds elections every 4 months for Prime Ximbo and 4 months for State Minister.

Where do important discussions take place?
The Forum.

What is the treasury/Prime Ximbos salary?
The treasury/salary is the bank account of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. This figure is transferred to the paypal account of the Prime Ximbo at the end of their 4 month term in charge.

How is the treasury calculated?
The treasury is funded by the Ximbo citizens.
A percentage of the money paid by Ximbo citizens via Paypal and SMS is transferred into the Ximbo treasury. The rest is wisely used for further game development.

What's the national colour of Ximbo land?
Pink

How old must I be in order to become a Ximbo land citizen?
Anyone over the age of 18 are welcome to become a Ximbo citizen.

When are the national holidays of Ximbo land?
Jan 1st ­ New years day
Feb 12th ­ Darwin day
Feb 14th ­ Lovers day
March 8th ­ Womens day
March 21st ­ Spring solstice
April 13th ­ The Hitchslap Day (Christopher Hitchens birthday)
May 3rd ­ National day of reason
June 21st ­ World Humanist Day
Aug 2nd ­ The Internet republic of Ximbo land national day
Sep 21st ­ Peace one day
Dec 25th ­ Newtons birthday

What is the currency of Ximbo land?
The Ximbo Dollar (B$). Currently it is pegged in value to the US$

Who is the President of Ximbo land?
Miss Bimbo is the president of Ximbo land. She founded the bimbo nation in 2007 after escaping the tyranny, bigotry and and conservatism of the old world. You can read more about her here and here

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