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let’s play jokerposting

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37
Created
06.05.2022
Xamantha
Level 49
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 91922
Reputation: 40203
Posts: 650
Secville
05.06.2022 02:07:48
Xamantha

to the joker riddles are just normal questions

05.06.2022 02:07:48
                                                                                                   xxXXamanthaXxx
you take some chocolate and some lobster and some eggs and some pie, and then you mix it in your body and shit it all out :))))))



DickBomb
Level 17
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 3638
Reputation: 3396
Posts: 103
Atheista
07.06.2022 04:18:04
DickBomb

to the joker squid games is normal walk in the park

07.06.2022 04:18:04
Bibigul
Level 97
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 726289
Reputation: 35165
Posts: 539
Freethinkerland
07.06.2022 08:14:26
Bibigul

to the joker silly putty is just putty

07.06.2022 08:14:26

girlykittycat
Level 17
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 3912
Reputation: 2987
Posts: 106
Freethinkerland
23.06.2022 05:45:11
girlykittycat

to the joker taking acid is just being alone for 2 minutes

23.06.2022 05:45:11
Leniese
Level 9
Status: Legal Alien
Sex Appeal: 524
Reputation: 657
Posts: 65
Atheista
23.06.2022 06:30:24
Leniese

To the joker, crazy glue is just glue.

23.06.2022 06:30:24
Xenix
Level 18
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 4219
Reputation: 3221
Posts: 7
Freethinkerland
23.06.2022 07:06:18
Xenix

To The Joker, Killer Croc is just another day in Florida.

23.06.2022 07:06:18
Triqs
Level 32
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 25959
Reputation: 13374
Posts: 111
Atheista
24.06.2022 03:07:29
Triqs

To the joker, "girls gone wild" is "girls being normal"

24.06.2022 03:07:29

thoticcus maximus
Level 29
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 18465
Reputation: 8977
Posts: 69
Freethinkerland
24.06.2022 10:36:43
thoticcus maximus

(ily all ur taking me out)
to the joker you gotta talk about fight club

24.06.2022 10:36:43
girls… kiss boys, and no one bats an eye. but when i kiss my girlfriends society. society calls me a dyke.
v41n
Level 35
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 33784
Reputation: 17663
Posts: 243
Atheista
24.06.2022 20:23:06
v41n

to the joker poptarts arent crazy good theyre just good

24.06.2022 20:23:06
 ᒪ ᑌ ᑕ T O ᖇ   E T   E ᗰ E ᖇ G O

_Vivian_
Level 20
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 6364
Reputation: 5209
Posts: 104
Atheista
25.06.2022 01:35:36
_Vivian_

To the joker, being crazy sus is just being a normal amount of sus. (I apologize for the Among Us joke in 2022)

25.06.2022 01:35:36
xoxo she/they queen

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