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Karaoke Party!

Posts
79
Created
20.06.2022
Author
Brittany465
Dianabich
Level 35
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 31965
Reputation: 21176
Posts: 179
Reasonopia
30.12.2022 14:03:02
Dianabich

When I got on stage, she swore I was six feet tall
But when she put it in her mouth she can't seem to reach my (reach my, reach my)
Ballin' ain't an issue for me
I'll make a hundred stacks right back next week
Do it all again
I'm faded off the wrong thing, the wrong thing
And I'll admit baby
I'm a little camera shy
But exceptions can be made baby, 'cause you're too damn fly
For what it's worth, I hope you enjoy the show
'Cause if you're back here only takin' pictures
You gon' have to take your ass home
'Cause the only thing you're takin'
Is your clothes off
Go 'head girl, strip it down, close your mouth
I just wanna hear your body talk
Oh
Nothing's gonna change my love for you
Nothing's gonna change my love for you
Oh girl, don't hold back, let it out
Nothing's gonna change my love for you
Nothing's gonna change my love for you
Oh girl, don't hold back, let it out
Nothing's gonna change my love for you
Nothing's gonna change my love for you
Don't hold back, let it out
Nothing's gonna change my love for you
Nothing's gonna change my love for you
Don't hold back
You can meet me in the room where the kisses ain't free
You gotta pay with your body
Not really into kisses leading into nothing
I'm into shows every night, if you play your cards right, I might
Fuck around, bring your whole crew on tour
Fuck around, turn you to my west coast girl
Until they book a show in NYC
Gotta fly back east where the city don't sleep, oh-oh
I'm tryna finish all this potion
Baby take your time, tryna sip it 'til the mornin'
And if you're still up, I'm tryna fuck you in the mornin'
Said I'm two days strong, and never sleep until it's mornin'
'Til the morning, 'cause the only thing you're takin'
Is your clothes off, bany
Go 'head girl, strip it down, close your mouth
I just wanna hear your body talk, whoa-oh
Nothing's gonna change my love for you
Nothing's gonna change my love for you
Ooh yeah, don't hold back, let it out
Nothing's gonna change my love for you
Nothing's gonna change my love for you
Oh girl, don't hold back, let it out
Nothing's gonna change my love for you
Nothing's gonna change my love for you
Whoa-oh, don't hold back let it out
Nothing's gonna change my love for you
Nothing's gonna change my love for you
Oh yeah, don't hold back (don't give up)
I got a brand new place, I think I've seen it twice all year
I can't remember how it looks inside
So you can picture how my life's been
I went from starin' at the same four walls for twenty-one years
To seein' the whole world in just twelve months
Been gone for so long I might've just found God
Well, probably not, if I keep my habits up and
Probably not if I can't keep up with lovin'
And I can't stand talkin' to brand new girls
Only bitches down to fuck when you show 'em they're ones and
Probably not if my niggas round them up and
Probably not if we take 'em to my spot
Probably not if I tweak all day, just to sleep at night
God damn I'm high, my doctor told me to stop
And he gave me something to pop
And I mix it up with some Adderall's and I wait to get to the top
And I mix it up with some alcohol and I pour it up in a shot
I don't care about you, why you worried 'bout me?
All I want is that smoke, give me all of that smoke
Last week was my rough week, I'm still drippin' down from my nose
And I don't know how to drive, I make my driver get high
But If he goes under that one-ten, believe my driver get fired
And I ain't got any friends
I got XO in my bloodwork and I'm posted up down in Florida
Ft. Lauderdale to that MIA
Sip cold drinks with Grand Marnier
To the break of dawn, Kahlua milk
White Russian when the sun hits
White Russians with tongue tricks
I like the feeling of tongue rings
She like the way my whole tongue flip
She grind hard for tuition
She grind hard 'til her teeth chip
I make her hide it with gold grills
I make her suck it with gold grills
In the back room of the VIP, she don't ever sleep
This ain't nothing to relate to
This ain't nothing to relate to
This ain't nothing to relate to
This ain't nothing to relate to
Even if you tried
You tried, you tried
And you tried
You tried, you tried
And you tried
You tried, you tried
And you tried
You tried
This ain't nothing to relate to
This ain't nothing to relate to
This ain't nothing to relate to
This ain't nothing to relate to
Even if you tried
You tried, you tried
And you tried
You tried, you tried
And you tried
You tried, you tried
And you tried
You tried, oh yeah


30.12.2022 14:03:02


 




nymphetbimbo
Level 22
Status: Legal Alien
Sex Appeal: 7750
Reputation: 5384
Posts: 6
Reasonopia
06.01.2023 22:30:46
nymphetbimbo

i'm a blonde bimbo girl in a fantasy world dress me up make it tight im your dollyy♡

06.01.2023 22:30:46


666EJ666
Level 26
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 13332
Reputation: 8494
Posts: 20
Reasonopia
10.02.2023 23:00:34
666EJ666

Hi I'm Tila! Lips full of filler
Unapologetic
Always thinking 'bout dick
So pink, so cutie
Bouncy bubble booty
Feeling esoteric
Watching Danielle Derek
My sexy aesthetic is highly synthetic Fuck my genetics (I'm totally plastic)
My sexy aesthetic is highly synthetic Fuck my genetics
I wanna be a bimbo doll
Let's have another shopping hall
I wanna be a bimbo doll
My boobs are huge but I am small
I wanna be a bimbo doll
Let's have another shopping hall
B.I.M.B.O.
I just wanna be a stupid hoe
Hi, I'm Tila! Life's full of glitter
Giving up my ego raises my libido
My bag is Gucci
To match my perfect coochie
Glamour is my hobby
Fuck my pornstar body
My sexy aesthetic is highly synthetic Fuck my genetics (I'm totally plastic)
My sexy aesthetic is highly synthetic Fuck my genetics
I wanna be a bimbo doll
Let's have another shopping hall
I wanna be a bimbo doll
My boobs are huge but I am small
I wanna be a bimbo doll
Let's have another shopping hall
B.I.M.B.O.
I just wanna be a stupid hoe
I wanna be a bimbo doll...
I wanna be a bimbo doll...
I wanna be a bimbo doll
Let's have another shopping hall
B.I.M.B.O.
I just wanna be a stupid hoe

xxx

10.02.2023 23:00:34
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xoxo, EJ <3
junofrancis
Level 27
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 15676
Reputation: 10159
Posts: 109
Reasonopia
25.02.2023 03:21:18
junofrancis

My coconuts, you can put 'em in your mouth
(Right now, right now, right now, right now)
My coconuts, watch 'em bounce up and down
(Bounce up and down, bounce up and down)
Coco', I tan and lotion, sunsets over the ocean
Look up, hot air balloons, all good things come in twos
Work them out at the gym, dive in and take a swim
Everybody love the twins
Everybody love the twins
So juicy and so ripe, you wouldn't believe
I give 'em different names, Mary-Kate and Ashley
They ask me what's my size, just give 'em a squeeze
Strawberry, mango, lime don't compare to these
My coconuts, you can put 'em in your mouth
(Right now, right now, right now, right now)
My coconuts, watch 'em bounce up and down
(Bounce up and down, bounce up and down)
Coco-licious, dripping down your face
So delicious, bet you wanna taste
My coconuts, you can put 'em in your mouth
(Right now, right now, right now, right now)
Ooh, la-la-la, la-la-la, whipped cream, cherry on top
Ice cream, sweet cocoa puff, tight jeans, tropical pop
Ooh, ma-ma-ma, gimme a Piña Colada-da-da
Look at these margarit-ta-tas
Look at these margarit-ta-tas
So juicy and so ripe, you wouldn't believe (believe)
I give 'em different names, Cartier and Tiffany
I know you wanna bite, get your face in these (in these)
I see 'em in your eyes, so meet the double D's
My coconuts, you can put 'em in your mouth
(Right now, right now, right now, right now)
My coconuts, watch 'em bounce up and down
(Bounce up and down, bounce up and down)
Coco-licious, dripping down your face
So delicious, bet you wanna taste
My coconuts, you can put 'em in your mouth
(Right now, right now, right now, right now)

25.02.2023 03:21:18

Mat3r1aLG1rl
Level 27
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 15087
Reputation: 10701
Posts: 96
Atheista
26.02.2023 00:46:49
Mat3r1aLG1rl

Its out with the old and in with the new,
Goodbye clouds of Gray, hello skies of blue
A dip in the pool, a trip to the spa
Endless days in my chaise
The whole world according to moi
"Excuse Me, Thank You"
Iced tea imported from England,
Lifeguards imported from Spain,
Towels imported from Turkey,
Turkey imported from Maine,
We're gonna relax and renew,
You, go, do!
I want fabulous,
That is my simple request,
All things fabulous,
Bigger and better and best,
I need something inspiring to help me get along,
I need a little fabulous is that so wrong?
Fetch me my jimmy choo flip flops,
Where is my pink prada tote?
I need my tiffany hair band,
And then I can go for a float.
A summer like never before
I want more!

thanks i charge for autographs <3

26.02.2023 00:46:49
wear your heart on your cheek, but never on your sleeve • ₊°✧︡ ˗ ˏ ˋ ♡ ˎˊ ˗
_dumb_bitch
Level 19
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 5296
Reputation: 3362
Posts: 100
Reasonopia
04.03.2023 20:24:05
_dumb_bitch

sinds mcr

04.03.2023 20:24:05
Daddies list:
Wizard daddy(INFJes)
Dr. Strange (not the ponytail one)
Sherlock Holmes
ENTJ 8w9 Iron Man
Shota Aizawa
Fate(form death & taxes)
Vladimir Karamazov
Slash

Mommies list:
mommy milkers
Vampire mommy(Lady Dimitrescu)
Sue Storm
Black Widow
She hulk
Silvie(from Emily in Paris)
Catra
Teodora Duhovnikova
chem teacher (9/10th grade)



XxIcantreadxX
Level 25
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 11337
Reputation: 13933
Posts: 81
Atheista
07.03.2023 17:37:54
XxIcantreadxX

Mhmm, I keep it sticky-icky like lipgloss
(Oh, damn, oh, damn, that flavor, flavor so good, hey)
(Bring a hundred girls to the room...)
(Drip, drip, so slick, that's my lipgloss...)
Mhmm, I keep it sticky-icky like lipgloss
(Oh, damn, oh, damn, that flavor, flavor so good, hey)
(Bring a hundred girls to the room...)
(Drip, drip, so slick, that's my lipgloss...)
Mhmm, I keep it sticky-icky like lipgloss
(Oh, damn, oh, damn, that flavor, flavor so good, hey)
(Bring a hundred girls to the room...)
(Drip, drip, so slick, that's my lipgloss...)
(Bring a hundred girls to the room...)
Yeah, you know I'm sugary sweet
Baby boy, gon' rot your teeth like what


07.03.2023 17:37:54
XMoonlight
Level 32
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 26135
Reputation: 13069
Posts: 18
Freethinkerland
05.05.2023 19:27:00
XMoonlight

Thought I'd end up with Sean
But he wasn't a match
Wrote some songs about Ricky
Now I listen and laugh
Even almost got married
And for Pete, I'm so thankful
Wish I could say "thank you" to Malcolm
'Cause he was an angel
One taught me love
One taught me patience
And one taught me pain
Now, I'm so amazing
Say I've loved and I've lost
But that's not what I see
So, look what I got
Look at what you taught me
And for that, I say
Thank you, next (next)
Thank you, next (next)
Thank you, next
I'm so grateful for my ex
Thank you, next (next)
Thank you, next (next)
Thank you, next (next)
I'm so
Spend more time with my friends
I ain't worried 'bout nothin'
Plus, I met someone else
We're havin' better discussions
I know they say I move on too fast
But this one gon' last
'Cause her name is Ari
And I'm so good with that (so good with that)
She taught me love (love)
She taught me patience (patience)
She handles pain (pain)
That amazing (yeah, she's amazing)
I've loved and I've lost (yeah, yeah)
But that's not what I see (yeah, yeah)
'Cause look what I've found (yeah, yeah)
Ain't no need for searching
And for that, I say
Thank you, next (thank you, next)
Thank you, next (thank you, next)
Thank you, next (thank you)
I'm so grateful for my ex
Thank you, next (thank you, next)
Thank you, next (said thank you, next)
Thank you, next (next)
I'm so grateful for my ex
Thank you, next
Thank you, next
Thank you, next
I'm so
One day I'll walk down the aisle
Holding hands with my mama
I'll be thanking my dad
'Cause she grew from the drama
Only wanna do it once, real bad
Gon' make that last
God forbid something happens
Least this song is a smash (song is a smash)
I've got so much love (love)
Got so much patience (patience)
I've learned from the pain (pain)
I turned out amazing (turned out amazing)
I've loved and I've lost (yeah, yeah)
But that's not what I see (yeah, yeah)
'Cause look what I've found (yeah, yeah)
Ain't no need for searching
And for that, I'll say
Thank you, next (thank you, next)
Thank you, next (thank you, next)
Thank you, next
I'm so grateful for my ex
Thank you, next (thank you, next)
Thank you, next (said thank you, next)
Thank you, next (next)
I'm so grateful for my ex
Thank you, next
Thank you, next
Thank you, next
Yeah, yee
Thank you, next
Thank you, next
Thank you, next
Yeah, yee


05.05.2023 19:27:00






                 Another day, another slay.







dickbug
Level 95
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 665151
Reputation: 32221
Posts: 282
Atheista
07.05.2023 00:51:30
dickbug

Summertime, and the livin's easy
Bradley's on the microphone with Ras MG
All the people in the dance will agree
That we're well-qualified to represent the L.B.C
Me, me and Louie, we gonna run to the party
And dance to the rhythm, it gets harder
Me and my girl, we got this relationship
I love her so bad, but she treats me like shit
On lockdown, like a penitentiary
She spreads her lovin' all over
And when she gets home, there's none left for me
Summertime, and the livin's easy
Bradley's on the microphone with Ras MG
All the people in the dance will agree
That we're well-qualified to represent the L.B.C
Me, me and Louie, we gonna run to the party
And dance to the rhythm, it gets harder
(Harder, yeah, harder, yeah)
Oh, take this veil from off my eyes
My burning sun will, some day, rise
So, what am I gonna be doin' for a while?
Said, I'm gonna play with myself
Show them, now, we've come off the shelf
Summertime, and the livin's easy
Bradley's on the microphone with Ras MG
All the people in the dance will agree
That we're well-qualified to represent the L.B.C
Me, me and Louie, we gonna run to the party
And dance to the rhythm, it gets harder
(Harder, yeah, harder, yeah)
Evil, I've come to tell you that she's evil, most definitely
Evil, ornery, scandalous and evil, most definitely
The tension, it's getting hotter
I'd like to hold her head underwater
(Summertime)
(Ah, ah, ah)
Summertime, and the livin's easy
Bradley's on the microphone with Ras MG
All the people in the dance will agree
That we're well-qualified to represent the L.B.C
Me, me and Louie, we gonna run to the party
And dance to the rhythm, it gets harder


07.05.2023 00:51:30
˚ ༘♡ ·˚꒰ dickbug ꒱ ₊˚ˑ༄
cuntianna
Level 37
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 40315
Reputation: 23238
Posts: 113
Freethinkerland
10.05.2023 03:48:45
cuntianna

if i only coooullld id make a deeeal with gooood

10.05.2023 03:48:45

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