Thats right, youre embarrassing and boring
i said “go outside” and y’all said “get bombed by hamas” and “commit suicide” but sure im the one who seems worked up. thats your irony right?You literally burst into flames and histrionics the second anyone says anything you interpret as tRaNsPhObIc, trying to act unbothered isn’t fooling anyone. We understand, you have never left your basement and experienced anything the real world has to offer. We get it, you can’t get a job because listing your pronouns in your CV immediately marks you as a liability. We know, it’s difficult to find the time to attend university or finish secondary school when you’re too busy dodging and hyperventilating over micro-aggressions. We sympathise with your inability to keep the people who have dragged you to filth effortlessly entertained. It’s okay, we all forgive you for failing in every capacity. Take care!
i said “go outside” and y’all said “get bombed by hamas” and “commit suicide” but sure im the one who seems worked up. thats your irony right?I am screaming. Please do show us who told you to get bombed by Hamas and to kill yourself? The way transvestites are the most dishonest group of "people" on the planet keeps getting funnier and funnier, but what else would you expect from men who think that putting on lipstick makes them a woman?
Damn the wind sound of the wind is really picking up huh?
StrangeSnow wrote:Oh damn gust of wind againDamn the wind sound of the wind is really picking up huh?-the wind sound of the wind-what are you talking about?Go back to bimbo school and learn to talk
Dont hate us because you aint us
Dont hate us - hate the game.
NutsAreNotSweet wrote:Citizens of Ximboland.We all need to come together and support the NCX (Nut Case Ximbos). They seem to be suffering from mental health problems. These NCX clearly have multiple personality disorder, keep yelling about a so called conspiracy, and I think some of them might be homeless (they don't have accessories or even socks!)We should all give them a big group hug and let them know everything will be all right, until the nice men in white coats come to get them.
craigslist-stripper wrote:lol i’d like to see evidence of my supposed histrionics? please feel free to link them! because once again when you have nothing else to argue, you just start to make shit up. i’ve never reported anyone for misgendering me - unlike you, i guess? i think you may be projecting again…i said “go outside” and y’all said “get bombed by hamas” and “commit suicide” but sure im the one who seems worked up. thats your irony right?You literally burst into flames and histrionics the second anyone says anything you interpret as tRaNsPhObIc, trying to act unbothered isn’t fooling anyone. We understand, you have never left your basement and experienced anything the real world has to offer. We get it, you can’t get a job because listing your pronouns in your CV immediately marks you as a liability. We know, it’s difficult to find the time to attend university or finish secondary school when you’re too busy dodging and hyperventilating over micro-aggressions. We sympathise with your inability to keep the people who have dragged you to filth effortlessly entertained. It’s okay, we all forgive you for failing in every capacity. Take care!
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BambiBimboo
- 66 points What is Ximbo land ?
The Internet republic of Ximbo lands is the worlds first Internet republic.
What is its mission?
To unite the world.
Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
The Internet republic of Ximbo land was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its more
intelligent successor. The old site was for junior bimbos. This site is for intelligent Ximbos.
What is the national flag of Ximbo land?
When was the Internet republic of Ximbo land
founded
2007
What is the capital city of the Internet republic of
Ximbo land?
Bimbo City
How many states make up the internet republic of
Ximbo land?
There are 6 states that make up the internet republic of Ximbo lands. They are
Atheistia, Freethinkerland, Reasonopia, Agnostica, Secville, and Antitheocra. Bimbo City is the neutral administrative
capital and is its own city zone. Boob Island is the home of the President of the Internet republic of Ximbo land
What is a Ximbo citizen?
A ‘Ximbo’ or ‘Ximbo citizen’ is a member of the internet republic of Ximbolands
community.
How can I become a Ximbo citizen?
In order to become a citizen of Ximboland you must first pass the Ximbolands citizens
test. It is free to become a Ximbo citizen.
What is a Ximbo senator?
A Ximbo senator is a senior member of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. Only senators
are eligible to put themselves forward for election to become State Ministers and then ultimately the Prime
Ximbo.
Who is the Prime Ximbo?
The Prime Ximbo is the democratically elected head of the Internet republic of Ximbo
land.
Where does the Prime Ximbo live?
The Prime Ximbo lives in the Pink House for the 4 month term they are in office.
I want to become Prime Ximbo. How do I do
that?
Any Ximbo citizen can become Prime Ximbo using the democratic process. Its a 3 stage
process from Senator>State Minister> Prime Ximbo. All Ximbo citizens can vote in general elections but in order to
put themselves forward to become Prime Ximbo they must first become a Ximbo senator. All Ximbo senators are
electable as state ministers. State Minister elections take place every 4 months also. Only state ministers are eligible
to then become the Prime Ximbo.
Can I become Prime Ximbo more than once?
Yes a Ximbo can hold the position of Prime Ximbo for 3 terms max.
How often do elections take place?
The Internet republic of Ximbolands holds elections every 4 months for Prime Ximbo and 4
months for State Minister.
Where do important discussions take place?
The Forum.
What is the treasury/Prime Ximbos salary?
The treasury/salary is the bank account of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. This figure
is transferred to the paypal account of the Prime Ximbo at the end of their 4 month term in charge.
How is the treasury calculated?
The treasury is funded by the Ximbo citizens.
A percentage of the money paid by Ximbo citizens via Paypal and SMS is transferred into the Ximbo treasury.
The rest is wisely used for further game development.
What's the national colour of Ximbo land?
Pink
How old must I be in order to become a Ximbo land
citizen?
Anyone over the age of 18 are welcome to become a Ximbo citizen.
When are the national holidays of Ximbo
land?
Jan 1st New years day
Feb 12th Darwin day
Feb 14th Lovers day
March 8th Womens day
March 21st Spring solstice
April 13th The Hitchslap Day (Christopher Hitchens birthday)
May 3rd National day of reason
June 21st World Humanist Day
Aug 2nd The Internet republic of Ximbo land national day
Sep 21st Peace one day
Dec 25th Newtons birthday
What is the currency of Ximbo land?
The Ximbo Dollar (B$). Currently it is pegged in value to the US$
Who is the President of Ximbo land?
Miss Bimbo is the president of Ximbo land. She founded the bimbo nation in 2007 after
escaping the tyranny, bigotry and and conservatism of the old world. You can read more about her here
and here
