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greatest flaw of the human race

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Created
09.04.2024
Author
frankendoll
frankendoll
Level 23
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 8955
Reputation: 4988
Posts: 51
Atheista
09.04.2024 14:54:15
frankendoll

how have we not evolved out of needing to poo yet its so annoying and takes time and like whats the point. "its to get rid of the waste products of food your body couldnt make use of" ummm ok so why dont we just evolved to 100% efficiency and use 100% of all food we eat so no more pooping. i just fail to see the point really idk how we can call ourselves number one species on earth when we still have to deal w this... or until we grow giant angel wings and fly around. much to think about

09.04.2024 14:54:15
Beware; for I am fearless, and therefore slayful... ⋆౨ৎ˚⟡.•
Abu Hamza
Level 24
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 9775
Reputation: 8122
Posts: 397
Reasonopia
09.04.2024 20:04:46
Abu Hamza

i think the biggest flaw of the human race is that many do not read enough quran.



09.04.2024 20:04:46
  هناك الكثير من النساء بدون الحجاب هنا



Magalina Hagalina
Level 28
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 16937
Reputation: 9562
Posts: 228
Atheista
09.04.2024 21:40:28
Magalina Hagalina

sounds like a... "skill issue" as folks're callin' it. catch up, some of us are already at 100% efficiency! 

09.04.2024 21:40:28
♥ musky, crusty, famously obscene-uh ♥
gyaruo
Level 28
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 15869
Reputation: 12726
Posts: 199
Atheista
10.04.2024 21:31:10
gyaruo

why have we as a race still havent evolved out of wisdom teeth??

10.04.2024 21:31:10

OvercookedIntellect
Level 29
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 17862
Reputation: 9028
Posts: 220
Antitheocra
03.05.2024 00:44:51
OvercookedIntellect

I honestly hate it when we all hate each other for no damn reason.

03.05.2024 00:44:51
Sup3rS0nic0
Level 24
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 10781
Reputation: 7963
Posts: 129
Atheista
03.05.2024 03:27:45
Sup3rS0nic0

A lot of things rascim,sexist,ped0philla a lot of things

03.05.2024 03:27:45
˗ˏˋ ꒰  I'm so dumb it almost Fuck!ing scary ꒱ ˎˊ˗
LishUWU
Level 13
Status: Legal Alien
Sex Appeal: 1762
Reputation: 1555
Posts: 52
Freethinkerland
06.05.2024 14:53:28
LishUWU

there are literal trees that live longer than us humans... so i wish we could survive longer in the passage of time, and not develop wrinkles as easily 

06.05.2024 14:53:28
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly.Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
CocoChasteigne
Level 32
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 25503
Reputation: 16698
Posts: 300
Atheista
06.05.2024 18:01:09
CocoChasteigne

Sup3rS0nic0 wrote: (original post HERE)
A lot of things rascim,sexist,ped0philla a lot of things
This. The concept of greed and the concept of desire as well.

06.05.2024 18:01:09
     

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