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Favorite quotes!

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26
Created
05.06.2023
Author
CRZY MAX
Mollie Mollie
Level 28
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 16782
Reputation: 10438
Posts: 123
Freethinkerland
09.08.2023 02:17:30
Mollie Mollie

here are my favourite quotes from tonights special edition of 3 am youtube;

"kevin, uh, your dog just died"

"oh my god, lord, have mercy, imma about to bust"

"you can taste when a grandma puts her whole balls into it"

"when something smells good, it's gonna taste good - besides shampoo, i don't know why they don't fix that"

09.08.2023 02:17:30
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HotLove00
Level 30
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 20202
Reputation: 12694
Posts: 7
Freethinkerland
04.09.2023 15:38:24
HotLove00

I have so many, decided to share two:


"Human beings can withstand a week without water, two weeks without food, many years of homelessness, but not loneliness"
 
  -Paulo Coehlo


"It wasn't my day. My week. My month. My year. My life. God damn it.” 

 - Charles Bukowski





04.09.2023 15:38:24
            "I was born under a bad sign.. " ♫♫
Janeze321
Level 151
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 2747538
Reputation: 658049
Posts: 10747
Freethinkerland
27.09.2023 07:35:13
Janeze321

"Popularity Breeds Contempt" This comes from Quentin Crisp ("The Naked Civil Servant") 

The original origin is probably "Familiarity Breeds Contempt" from the 14th Century work “Tale of Melibee” by Chaucer.

27.09.2023 07:35:13
Peace and love to you all.
If you have a gun in your hand I won't vote for you and if You're fighting one of these I won't vote for you either.
Wistlynn
Level 30
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 19555
Reputation: 14197
Posts: 323
Freethinkerland
28.09.2023 22:54:01
Wistlynn

"He started to sing as he tackled the thing that couldn't be done, and he did it"

Its a quote from Edger Albert Guest's Poem - It Couldn't be Done

28.09.2023 22:54:01
Vaggie
Level 14
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 2554
Reputation: 2360
Posts: 19
Freethinkerland
08.10.2023 09:11:43
Vaggie

"I'm on a radiation vacation soaking up the gammas" - movie:Dr. Caligari (1989)

08.10.2023 09:11:43
Lola CopaCabana
Level 16
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 3043
Reputation: 2609
Posts: 19
Freethinkerland
14.10.2023 20:31:01
Lola CopaCabana

“I may be an outfit repeater, but you’re an outfit rememberer. Which is just as pathetic!”
- Lizzie McGuier 

“I’m not good at the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?”
- Chandler Bing

“No, please don’t kill me Mr. Ghostface. I wanna be in the sequel!”
- Scream

”no uterus, no opinion.”
- Rachel Green

14.10.2023 20:31:01
One for the money, two for the hoes
Pupcia
Level 20
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 5664
Reputation: 4410
Posts: 16
Freethinkerland
26.10.2023 14:13:56
Pupcia

"i bleed glitter, im not normal. theres something wrong with me" - Taylor Swift

26.10.2023 14:13:56
shiraime
Level 21
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 6621
Reputation: 3053
Posts: 9
Freethinkerland
17.11.2023 20:38:20
shiraime

"What cannot be said will be wept" - Sappho



17.11.2023 20:38:20
snooks_xxx
Level 22
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 8563
Reputation: 5522
Posts: 14
Freethinkerland
22.11.2023 19:31:03
snooks_xxx

"I don't hate you, I just don't want to be friends with you."
-Snooki   

22.11.2023 19:31:03
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SilentlyScreaming
Level 33
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 27542
Reputation: 18450
Posts: 2869
Freethinkerland
27.11.2023 01:19:49
SilentlyScreaming

HoldOnPainEnds

27.11.2023 01:19:49





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What is Ximbo land ?
The Internet republic of Ximbo lands is the worlds first Internet republic.

What is its mission?
To unite the world.

Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
The Internet republic of Ximbo land was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its more intelligent successor. The old site was for junior bimbos. This site is for intelligent Ximbos.

What is the national flag of Ximbo land?
Ximbolands Flag

When was the Internet republic of Ximbo land founded
2007

What is the capital city of the Internet republic of Ximbo land?
Bimbo City

How many states make up the internet republic of Ximbo land?
There are 6 states that make up the internet republic of Ximbo lands. They are ­ Atheistia, Freethinkerland, Reasonopia, Agnostica, Secville, and Antitheocra. Bimbo City is the neutral administrative capital and is its own city zone. Boob Island is the home of the President of the Internet republic of Ximbo land

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How can I become a Ximbo citizen?
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What is a Ximbo senator?
A Ximbo senator is a senior member of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. Only senators are eligible to put themselves forward for election to become State Ministers and then ultimately the Prime Ximbo.

Who is the Prime Ximbo?
The Prime Ximbo is the democratically elected head of the Internet republic of Ximbo land.

Where does the Prime Ximbo live?
The Prime Ximbo lives in the Pink House for the 4 month term they are in office.

I want to become Prime Ximbo. How do I do that?
Any Ximbo citizen can become Prime Ximbo using the democratic process. Its a 3 stage process from Senator>State Minister> Prime Ximbo. All Ximbo citizens can vote in general elections but in order to put themselves forward to become Prime Ximbo they must first become a Ximbo senator. All Ximbo senators are electable as state ministers. State Minister elections take place every 4 months also. Only state ministers are eligible to then become the Prime Ximbo.

Can I become Prime Ximbo more than once?
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The Forum.

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The treasury/salary is the bank account of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. This figure is transferred to the paypal account of the Prime Ximbo at the end of their 4 month term in charge.

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The treasury is funded by the Ximbo citizens.
A percentage of the money paid by Ximbo citizens via Paypal and SMS is transferred into the Ximbo treasury. The rest is wisely used for further game development.

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Pink

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Anyone over the age of 18 are welcome to become a Ximbo citizen.

When are the national holidays of Ximbo land?
Jan 1st ­ New years day
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Feb 14th ­ Lovers day
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Dec 25th ­ Newtons birthday

What is the currency of Ximbo land?
The Ximbo Dollar (B$). Currently it is pegged in value to the US$

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