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270
Created
29.01.2018
Author
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gashes
Level 9
Status: Legal Alien
Sex Appeal: 527
Reputation: 452
Posts: 13
Atheista
11.05.2022 19:21:33
gashes

'here I am slaving away over a hot stove making cookies, making Swedish meatballs and for what, for a man who doesnt even appreciate me, for a man who doesnt even wash one dish, for a man who isnt even a man where it counts if you catch my drift'

11.05.2022 19:21:33
living dead girl  - rob zombie
MonicaRaybrandt
Level 17
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 3559
Reputation: 2893
Posts: 12
Atheista
14.05.2022 20:59:03
MonicaRaybrandt

"dear god, if you exist, please don't take anything more, and don't give anything more." (from weathering with you)

14.05.2022 20:59:03
Ikea
Level 10
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 644
Reputation: 573
Posts: 16
Atheista
14.05.2022 22:02:01
Ikea

"fucking rich people" -ready or not

14.05.2022 22:02:01
ratsdemise
Level 22
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 8860
Reputation: 6854
Posts: 19
Atheista
15.05.2022 08:24:42
ratsdemise

"Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisurewear and matching luggage. Choose a three-piece suit on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pissing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats you spawned to replace yourselves. Choose your future. Choose life... But why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose life. I chose somethin' else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you've got heroin?"

15.05.2022 08:24:42

eat pussy, suck dick, & write poetry✍︎ - sylvia plath 

folklorefuneral
Level 18
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 4317
Reputation: 2952
Posts: 14
Atheista
17.05.2022 13:26:15
folklorefuneral

I'd like to preface my post with a brief, but comical! animal death mention warning. Also I have several favorites, so I'm compiling some here!

"What would a note say, Dan? Cat dead, details later?"
"My mom and dad are gonna be so mad at me!"
"Let's have a cold one, here." "This is alcohol!" "Well, you're in middle school now"
"Have any of you heard it? The heartbreak of a parent who's lost a child... When a parent's heart breaks, the sound can travel for miles. So I really need to say this to you. Be as nice to Gang-du as you can. Don't scold him, okay?"
" And if they ever ask about me, tell them I was more than just a great set of boobs. I was also an incredible pair of legs. And tell them... tell them that I never turned down a friend. I... never turned down a stranger for that matter. And tell them... tell them that when all is said and done, I only ask that people remember me by two simple words.... Any two, as long as they're simple."
"There are two kinds of people in this world: Those who are sitting on pipelines and those who need money. You are sitting on the pipeline."
"So there's Johnny, a true American hero, played by me. He has it all, good looks, make friends, also maybe Johnny is vampire. We'll see."






17.05.2022 13:26:15
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A penny for your thoughts but a dollar for your insights, or a fortune for your disaster.
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Andromache
Level 25
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 11657
Reputation: 7816
Posts: 155
Atheista
17.05.2022 13:45:42
Andromache

"There is only one way this war ends"

17.05.2022 13:45:42
If you can't love yourself, how in the hell are you gonna- look over there!
Mykie Blaine
Level 21
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 6775
Reputation: 4562
Posts: 19
Atheista
18.05.2022 03:20:12
Mykie Blaine

"Yeah. Well, I don't know, I mean, I mean for me, I could love someone even if I, you know, wasn't paid for it. I love you, and... you don't pay me."
My Own Private Idaho (1991)

18.05.2022 03:20:12
Aesthetically Yours,

divorcedhusband
Level 22
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 8622
Reputation: 6358
Posts: 85
Atheista
18.05.2022 10:18:03
divorcedhusband

"I can't believe you committed suicide. I cannot believe you committed suicide. How could you have done this?" --neil breen's fateful findings

18.05.2022 10:18:03
   
Giuliaco
Level 18
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 4371
Reputation: 2738
Posts: 11
Atheista
18.05.2022 15:39:59
Giuliaco

This one moment when you know you're not a sad story. You are alive and you stand up and see the lights on the buildings and everything that makes you wonder. And you're listening to that song on that drive with the people you love most in this world. And in this moment, I swear, we are infinite.
From perks of being a wallflower :'))

18.05.2022 15:39:59
now then, mardy bum xoxo
hauntpsychic
Level 32
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 25955
Reputation: 15318
Posts: 134
Atheista
18.05.2022 17:46:22
hauntpsychic

Technically not a movie quote, but it was in a 70s animated movie so:
" My youth I shall never forget / But there's nothing I really regret / The years I have poured down the drain / Have sparkled like gold in champagne"

18.05.2022 17:46:22
(he/ze/xe)
 
 

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Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
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