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Worst Nightmares

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30
Created
01.08.2020
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Mauwki
ayllah
Level 46
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 77368
Reputation: 34804
Posts: 235
Atheista
21.01.2021 15:42:42
ayllah

i have had many nightmares where someone was trying to kill/rape me. i also had nightmares where i was the one killing others. of course, it brings me so much anxiety and i always feel relieved when i wake up. some of them were so sick and i don't even know how my brain could come up with something like that. also, i have had sleep paralysis in the past, that shit is the absolute worst.

21.01.2021 15:42:42
 
bimbous333
Level 28
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 16809
Reputation: 10377
Posts: 142
Atheista
21.01.2021 15:56:06
bimbous333

now that i think abt it the scariest dream ive had was when i was 8 or smth and i dreamt abt being so angry at my dad that i saw red and urned into a monster and killed him. its kind of a strange dream for a kind and even stranger that i still remember it 

21.01.2021 15:56:06
stop bullying my casual bimbo 
titymane
Level 24
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 10758
Reputation: 7943
Posts: 61
Reasonopia
25.01.2021 06:39:21
titymane

recently been having nightmares about titans... from attack on titan. but other than that common nightmares that i get are, being back in highschool, getting my throat slashed (i always end up waking up because i can feel it), and being in war and having to be separated from my family. 

25.01.2021 06:39:21
(っ◔◡◔)っ coochie flake  
RoxieCox
Level 23
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 8859
Reputation: 6416
Posts: 39
Atheista
25.01.2021 08:01:39
RoxieCox

i had a dream where i was floating upside down in my room. i heard a humming noise and my brother was banging on the door and when he opened it the entire room started shaking, and he yelled and his mouth opened so wide that it disfigured his face 

25.01.2021 08:01:39

Immortality, darling
Level 213
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 7665757
Reputation: 84336
Posts: 894
Secville
25.01.2021 08:27:55
Immortality, darling

i had a "dream" the other night that i became pregnant and therefore wouldn't lose weight despite the fact i recently stopped drinking soda with sugar.
that was a harsh one and i was relieved when i woke up and remembered i can't even get pregnant.

25.01.2021 08:27:55
aanna
Level 13
Status: Legal Alien
Sex Appeal: 1559
Reputation: 1435
Posts: 20
Atheista
25.01.2021 09:18:40
aanna

i was being slowly engolfed in slime, like a slime monster thing??? idek and it was so slow and i slowly suffocated, it was horrifying

25.01.2021 09:18:40
retro the smurfs GIF
THAT bitch
Level 54
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 124916
Reputation: 41113
Posts: 1089
Atheista
29.01.2021 05:29:53
THAT bitch

i've had so many nightmares, but the most recent one was two nights ago. 
TW: threats, guns, t0rtur3
so i'm REALLY bad at math, and in the dream, i was basically trapped on someone's couch while they pointed a gun at me and made me do a math packet. if i got all the answers right, they'd shoot me quick, but if i got one wrong, they'd kill me slow. it was really strange, and i'm not sure exactly why i dreamt this tbh

29.01.2021 05:29:53
   - hugz <3



Aristeia
Level 27
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 14150
Reputation: 11283
Posts: 171
Atheista
29.01.2021 17:56:03
Aristeia

one time i dreamt i had sleep paralysis and a voice was in my head mocking me bc i couldn't move and was being annoying, and when i woke up, i actually had sleep paralysis.

29.01.2021 17:56:03
yours truly,


Hyperpussy
Level 36
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 35779
Reputation: 18521
Posts: 286
Atheista
29.01.2021 22:27:26
Hyperpussy

My worst nightmare would be waking up one day and finding out that Taco Bell discontinued Baja blast freeze :’(

29.01.2021 22:27:26
Me, coming to fucking GET you

Crazy
Level 33
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 26408
Reputation: 13543
Posts: 204
Freethinkerland
31.08.2023 20:16:49
Crazy

That I'm gonna have a seizure n stroke and get hella brain damage until I'm a potato 

31.08.2023 20:16:49
I fucking love bees 

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