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Worst haircut ever

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06.05.2015
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Remi
Remi
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Secville
06.05.2015 19:03:18
Remi

I just got given the worst haircut ever and all I asked for was a trim... He literally did my hair and then decided fuck it lets just shave it off.. without asking.. I literally cant stop crying over this. I feel awful, I look awful. And I have an interview tomorrow and I just don't want to be seen at all.

06.05.2015 19:03:18
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HeavenLeighBimbo
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Freethinkerland
06.05.2015 20:37:11
HeavenLeighBimbo

Ouch, Remi.

I can sympathize with your experience.  However I don't use barbers.  If they  make a mistake on a man they can just shave everything off. (apparently)
I have very long hair, and it is sort of a trademark of mine, so getting my hair done always makes me cry.  I only ask for trims too. Unfortunately it always seems that they take 4 inches off the ends, and I look at myself in horror.  I know it will grow again but it usually takes a day or two to forget about a disastrous hair cut.

  I used to wear my hair in a short bob-style, and I think I had a different attitude and style with  that sort of hair-do.  You may well experience a change too, in how you feel about how easy it is to take care of your hair for a while.  I went from very short hair that was easy to take care of, to a nightmare of long hair that always seems to be in my face and mouth when the wind blows.  The thing about it, that irritates me the most is finding my hair in my panties.  ( that didn't sound quite right and it would be to graphic to explain )
 I coughed once, and inhaled my own hair for a second cough and threw up in public, next.  Bystanders were shocked and rushed to my aid, and I was totally looking for the nearest rock to crawl under.

So look on the bright side.  You have a new fashion statement to work with.

06.05.2015 20:37:11
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Remi
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06.05.2015 21:37:38
Remi

HeavenLeighBimbo wrote:
Ouch, Remi.

I can sympathize with your experience.  However I don't use barbers.  If they  make a mistake on a man they can just shave everything off. (apparently)
I have very long hair, and it is sort of a trademark of mine, so getting my hair done always makes me cry.  I only ask for trims too. Unfortunately it always seems that they take 4 inches off the ends, and I look at myself in horror.  I know it will grow again but it usually takes a day or two to forget about a disastrous hair cut.

  I used to wear my hair in a short bob-style, and I think I had a different attitude and style with  that sort of hair-do.  You may well experience a change too, in how you feel about how easy it is to take care of your hair for a while.  I went from very short hair that was easy to take care of, to a nightmare of long hair that always seems to be in my face and mouth when the wind blows.  The thing about it, that irritates me the most is finding my hair in my panties.  ( that didn't sound quite right and it would be to graphic to explain )
 I coughed once, and inhaled my own hair for a second cough and threw up in public, next.  Bystanders were shocked and rushed to my aid, and I was totally looking for the nearest rock to crawl under.

So look on the bright side.  You have a new fashion statement to work with.
Oh I didn't go to a barbers it was supercuts. Also trust me 1mm long hair on the back and sides but long on the top is not a fashion statement, its a disaster. The full Kim Jong Un experience. At least with long hair I could have got it re-cut into a cute short do if they cut it too short but with this I literally cant do anything with my hair but hide it under a hat.

I already had cute short hair and all I asked him to do was trim, I even had photos of my hair the last time it got cut (at the same place only by someone else) for reference and showed him it.

Sucks about the throwing up in public, I used to accidentally inhale my hair too when I had it long, it was awful. D:

06.05.2015 21:37:38
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HeavenLeighBimbo
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Freethinkerland
06.05.2015 22:37:44
HeavenLeighBimbo

I have many Jokes about a Kim Jong Un haircut. Best left in a PUB.  I was thinking though,  You seem to now have half of a military hair cut as I understand your posts.  Long on top?
  Mohawk, in shades of purple.  Gel it heavily and wear pants that fall to your knees, and boxers........  oh those sexy boxers.  and of course Converse shoes.

Just joking around,  but it seems you need to laugh.
I know I did, when you mentioned Kim Dumb Brat.

Trust me on this.  Hair is an accessory.  As such a good designer,  you will work something out for your interview.  I have pure faith in your abilities even when you may not, as your in distress. Design yourself, with a new canvas.  You might even like the result. Try something new.

  Of course I can't see your head right now,  but depending on the length of your remaning hair I would genitally gel it into a wave with my fingers only.  Men with obviously done hair, actually turns me on.  I can't say I like all styles, but it is the effort that counts...  right ?

  I notice personality in fashion.  You can do wonders all by yourself, if you never got another haircut for the rest of your life.
 More likely you will have many bad hair days. However you can always look sexy doing it no matter how long it is...

My lovers only need a vent brush, and a lot of time.  Lucky me.
Do me I ask.
Birds become homeless with serious attention.
"NO TIP ahhh'S FOR YOU"
  Couldn't resist another joke about my 'KIM un-kept' hair.
 I even dressed my bimbo today in honer of your hair cut.
Two can feel silly at the same time.


06.05.2015 22:37:44
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Bebe92583
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Antitheocra
07.05.2015 14:59:25
Bebe92583

Ouch Remi,no wonder you want to hide under a rock!Kim Jong Stupid is not the look I would be going for either, makes you wonder how they can have a great stylist and a blind stylist working at the same place doesn't it? if there had been no picture there might have been an excuse..............

07.05.2015 14:59:25
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HeavenLeighBimbo
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Freethinkerland
08.05.2015 19:58:13
HeavenLeighBimbo

I am totally dieing to hear the result of your interview Remi....
How did you end up doing your hair?
Did you get the job?
Did you discover a new 'look' for yourself, that you like?

Curious minds want to know.

08.05.2015 19:58:13
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Dara
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Secville
09.05.2015 18:21:34
Dara

I would hate that. 

09.05.2015 18:21:34
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Remi
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09.05.2015 22:50:53
Remi

HeavenLeighBimbo wrote:
I am totally dieing to hear the result of your interview Remi....
How did you end up doing your hair?
Did you get the job?
Did you discover a new 'look' for yourself, that you like?

Curious minds want to know.
Ah, it wasn't a job interview. I'm sort of adopting someone - its a long story. I think it went well though! We're doing a trial run next week to see how things go.
Basically I haven't found a way to style my hair at all to make it look good so I'm wearing lots and lots of hats xD
I have a cute red beanie with whales on it that does the trick! Its a good thing it was a cold day so no one questioned the hat.

09.05.2015 22:50:53
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Telaphone
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Agnostica
11.05.2015 03:29:02
Telaphone

Luckily I have curly hair so not much can be done except cut it down. :p

11.05.2015 03:29:02
EliteGirl
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Freethinkerland
02.08.2015 23:27:45
EliteGirl

I've had cut my hair twice, both times with bad results. Once when I was little, once over a heartbreak (it's a long story). That's probably the worst haircut I've ever gotten. Except for the time a place overcharged me and my mom where I currently live, ripped us off, money wise. Let's just say that the place had a VERY misleading sign about the haircut prices, overcharged my mom (she pays for my hair to be done) and obviously didn't give us our money back. That's how.

02.08.2015 23:27:45

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