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Why the fuck don't I have diamonds

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11
Created
10.04.2024
Author
BimboDamsel
BimboDamsel
Level 18
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 4470
Reputation: 3296
Posts: 7
Freethinkerland
10.04.2024 01:35:47
BimboDamsel

Is it just me, or am I struggling to get diamonds? I swear I used to have a ton, but now I have 50, what the fuck? 
Lottery is rigged y'all.

10.04.2024 01:35:47
xoxo
Slayyyocrates
Level 57
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 144744
Reputation: 7252
Posts: 239
Freethinkerland
12.04.2024 06:57:58
Slayyyocrates

You are at level 17.  That level is famous.  It’s where the rubber meets the road for all Ximbos.
A few move to the fast lane…
Others take the off-ramp.

i wish you well on this journey we share together…this Land of Ximbo.

12.04.2024 06:57:58
Slayyyocrates for Prime Himbo vote for me immediately!  Hurry!
Η παλάμη στο τέλος του μυαλού!
halobear8
Level 73
Status: Prime Ximbo
Sex Appeal: 306700
Reputation: 104786
Posts: 1793
Freethinkerland
12.04.2024 21:32:12
halobear8

Some tea for you: One of the site coders wanted to implement changes to make it harder for newer players to receive diamonds. I guess he thought it was too easy. 

12.04.2024 21:32:12
 
CarCrashBimbo
Level 48
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 87680
Reputation: 7723
Posts: 377
Antitheocra
13.04.2024 00:27:19
CarCrashBimbo

Umm…I would like to sample that tea first, if you don’t mind.
Not that I don’t trust you!  No…not that at all!

CCB

13.04.2024 00:27:19
Dr.CarCrashSpears - Psychotherapist - MoF - ACAB - Running for Prime Bimbo in July. 

What is the story behind the French 75?  The drink dates to World War I,  The combination was said to have such a kick that it felt like being shelled with the powerful French 75mm field gun.  MOF CCB FIRED

Blecky89
Level 234
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 10800656
Reputation: 762044
Posts: 25861
Freethinkerland
14.04.2024 14:10:07
Blecky89

I suggest playing duels. 
And it's a bs that lottery is rigged. Got 300D yesterday from it. 
Not every spin gives D that's true. Had 10tickets and spent all of them. Three spins where lucky 100D, 200D ans got small chest. 
The rest of them gave me some stats what I def didn't need. But that's lottery for you. Sometimes you get something nice sometimes you feel like you wasted a ticket.
At one point you don't level up so quickly cos of that don't get the D's so need to start playing duels to get free D's. 

14.04.2024 14:10:07
    
Slayyyocrates
Level 57
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 144744
Reputation: 7252
Posts: 239
Freethinkerland
14.04.2024 16:11:51
Slayyyocrates

Blecky89 is wise, factual, and correct on all counts.
This is a game of power.  Winner take all.
Woe to the poor simps who block Slayyyocrates.
They no longer travel the road to wisedom.
Raise your hand if you have been blocked by this strangely named nameless faceless Twitter Refugee: Traggot

Is that a contraction of Trans and F****t?
Some things in this land remind me of home...and the public gathering places...like the <redacted> and <redacted>.

14.04.2024 16:11:51
Slayyyocrates for Prime Himbo vote for me immediately!  Hurry!
Η παλάμη στο τέλος του μυαλού!
Sw33t4sNvts F0REVER
Level 31
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 22900
Reputation: 5568
Posts: 241
Atheista
16.04.2024 22:09:24
Sw33t4sNvts F0REVER

Ximbo Mailman says: You have been blocked by traggot.
You will not be able to interact with this Ximbo in any way.
20.03.2024 13:44:54


16.04.2024 22:09:24
I am former SweetasNuts FOREVER.
Do not get confused and mistake me for original SweetasNuts AND THEN subsequently claim to be morally outraged by impersonation and roleplay. Then we should be very suspicious of your opinion and motivations.

CarCrashBimbo
Level 48
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 87680
Reputation: 7723
Posts: 377
Antitheocra
17.04.2024 00:59:00
CarCrashBimbo

You are in the Club.  What does that name mean, anyway?  Is it a self deprecating contraction of <redacted> and <redacted>?

17.04.2024 00:59:00
Dr.CarCrashSpears - Psychotherapist - MoF - ACAB - Running for Prime Bimbo in July. 

What is the story behind the French 75?  The drink dates to World War I,  The combination was said to have such a kick that it felt like being shelled with the powerful French 75mm field gun.  MOF CCB FIRED

Sw33t4sNvts F0REVER
Level 31
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 22900
Reputation: 5568
Posts: 241
Atheista
17.04.2024 07:05:39
Sw33t4sNvts F0REVER

I shall not write 2 words in this town hall as halobear8 is trigger happy .
We shall save that debate for Arena forum


17.04.2024 07:05:39
I am former SweetasNuts FOREVER.
Do not get confused and mistake me for original SweetasNuts AND THEN subsequently claim to be morally outraged by impersonation and roleplay. Then we should be very suspicious of your opinion and motivations.

Shihaya
Level 103
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 870588
Reputation: 44259
Posts: 312
Freethinkerland
17.04.2024 14:08:56
Shihaya

so i totally just log in and do spins, but like, just doing duels really is super handy~ i had Sir help me with the silly math, so he says its even like 6 duels a day, winning like 2-3 gems on average is like 4-500 gems in a month and then the occasional win from the lottery spinywheel thingie.

~me!

17.04.2024 14:08:56
my mostest favorite color is totally sparkles!

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