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Level 31
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 21885
Reputation: 6606
Posts: 280
01.10.2018 15:00:21

I began my bimbo adventure when i was 19. Left when I was 24. Now im back at age 30. I had signed up last year but got bored really quickly. Curiousity got the better of me, found a thread and posted, and now im here again making new friends and catching up with old friends. The work that has gone into the site has been amazing so thank you to the team!

01.10.2018 15:00:21
       Update to Shops Megathread

Makeup being added periodically. Message for recolours! 
Level 10
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1000
Reputation: 960
Posts: 2
13.10.2018 14:50:41

I used to play the old site but I wasn't really active (was too busy playing honeyzweb back then). Then I saw Bimboland and here I am now ♥ 

13.10.2018 14:50:41
She looked daisy safe 
but smelled rose wild
Level 50
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 94526
Reputation: 39942
Posts: 998
14.10.2018 12:55:52

Daydreaming, perhaps...

14.10.2018 12:55:52
"What is terrible in this world, it's that everyone has its reasons." (Jean Renoir, "The rule of the game".
Iana Cadavrela
Level 27
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 14972
Reputation: 8691
Posts: 139
14.10.2018 13:44:00
Iana Cadavrela

The story of how I got on this site is actually a bit unexpected. During the training week at my newest job, as we were having a few idle hours, a colleague told me 'Hey, get on this stupid site so I can get XP from being in a relationship with you', so I did. The idea of the website sounded so hilarious to me, when she explained it. I chose a name off the top of my head, registered and got in a relationship with her. She never even got on the website again after that day, but I really fell in love with the huge amount of content, so I became more and more active. Needless to say, she laughed her ass off when she found out that not only was I still interested in the site, but I had actually passed level 20, lmao.

14.10.2018 13:44:00
Most of your problems can be solved by talking better.
Level 21
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 7855
Reputation: 5016
Posts: 111
21.05.2019 23:26:45

TBH I love the real-life BIMBO movement and style, bnut can't commit to it so I can play out a bit of that fantasy here

21.05.2019 23:26:45
Level 59
Status: Forum Guardian
Sex Appeal: 162386
Reputation: 45497
Posts: 3328
22.05.2019 01:52:47

I, like, found this site aaages ago and made an account but totes stopped there. I totes forgot about it! Then, like, a week ago I saw I had email from the site! So I came here and have been hooked since <3 <3 it's soo liberatin' to only think about fashion and clothes and stuff and not, like, deal with the whole world. I'm, like, under waay too much pressure irl and I for sure can't commit to a bimbo lifestyle so this is, like, the most awesomest solution!! ;) xx

22.05.2019 01:52:47
Please contact me if you find bad stuff on the forums :)
Level 43
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 62311
Reputation: 31147
Posts: 113
22.05.2019 05:15:15

I am just really bored at work

22.05.2019 05:15:15
I am always stressed out by not knowing how to act like a normal person
Level 16
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 3092
Reputation: 2239
Posts: 26
22.05.2019 11:17:58

Someone told me to play Bimboland so I get used

22.05.2019 11:17:58
How to become a Bimbo IRL
Crocheting Bimbo
Level 37
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 39090
Reputation: 21132
Posts: 1186
23.05.2019 20:33:33
Crocheting Bimbo

Played a long time ago my youngest Daughter got me hooked I'm still here but she is

23.05.2019 20:33:33
I will always let the child in me come out to play.

Behind every good Man is a great Woman telling him how to do it.
SexDullen (R.I.P.)
Level 19
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 4669
Reputation: 3700
Posts: 112
24.05.2019 08:23:09
SexDullen (R.I.P.)

My Misstress told me it would be good for me and help me get more into the bimbo way *wink"

24.05.2019 08:23:09
Dress up and be a darling, your surroundings will thank you :)

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Frequently Asked Questions

What is Bimbo land ?
The Internet republic of Bimbo lands is the worlds first Internet republic.

What is its mission?
To unite the world.

Where is Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
The Internet republic of Bimbo land was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its more intelligent successor. The old site was for junior bimbos. This site is for intelligent bimbos.

What is the national flag of Bimbo land?
Bimbolands Flag

When was the Internet republic of Bimbo land founded

What is the capital city of the Internet republic of Bimbo land?
Bimbo City

How many states make up the internet republic of Bimbo land?
There are 6 states that make up the internet republic of Bimbo lands. They are ­ Atheistia, Freethinkerland, Reasonopia, Agnostica, Secville, and Antitheocra. Bimbo City is the neutral administrative capital and is its own city zone. Boob Island is the home of the President of the Internet republic of Bimbo land

What is a bimbo citizen?
A ‘bimbo’ or ‘bimbo citizen’ is a member of the internet republic of Bimbolands community.

How can I become a bimbo citizen?
In order to become a citizen of bimbolands you must first pass the Bimbolands citizens test. It is free to become a bimbo citizen.

What is a bimbo senator?
A bimbo senator is a senior member of the Internet republic of Bimbo land. Only senators are eligible to put themselves forward for election to become State Ministers and then ultimately the Prime Bimbo.

Who is the Prime Bimbo?
The Prime Bimbo is the democratically elected head of the Internet republic of Bimbo land.

Where does the Prime Bimbo live?
The Prime Bimbo lives in the Pink House for the 4 month term they are in office.

I want to become Prime Bimbo. How do I do that?
Any bimbo citizen can become Prime Bimbo using the democratic process. Its a 3 stage process from Senator>State Minister> Prime Bimbo. All bimbo citizens can vote in general elections but in order to put themselves forward to become Prime Bimbo they must first become a bimbo senator. All bimbo senators are electable as state ministers. State Minister elections take place every 4 months also. Only state ministers are eligible to then become the Prime Bimbo.

Can I become Prime Bimbo more than once?
Yes ­ a bimbo can hold the position of Prime Bimbo for 3 terms max.

How often do elections take place?
The Internet republic of Bimbolands holds elections every 4 months for Prime Bimbo and 4 months for State Minister.

Where do important discussions take place?
The Forum.

What is the treasury/Prime Bimbos salary?
The treasury/salary is the bank account of the Internet republic of Bimbo land. This figure is transferred to the paypal account of the Prime Bimbo at the end of their 4 month term in charge.

How is the treasury calculated?
The treasury is funded by the bimbo citizens.
A percentage of the money paid by bimbo citizens via Paypal and SMS is transferred into the bimbo treasury. The rest is wisely used for further game development.

What's the national colour of Bimbo land?

How old must I be in order to become a bimbo land citizen?
Anyone over the age of 18 are welcome to become a bimbo citizen.

When are the national holidays of Bimbo land?
Jan 1st ­ New years day
Feb 12th ­ Darwin day
Feb 14th ­ Lovers day
March 8th ­ Womens day
March 21st ­ Spring solstice
April 13th ­ The Hitchslap Day (Christopher Hitchens birthday)
May 3rd ­ National day of reason
June 21st ­ World Humanist Day
Aug 2nd ­ The Internet republic of Bimbo land national day
Sep 21st ­ Peace one day
Dec 25th ­ Newtons birthday

What is the currency of Bimbo land?
The Bimbo Dollar (B$). Currently it is pegged in value to the US$

Who is the President of Bimbo land?
Miss Bimbo is the president of Bimbo land. She founded the bimbo nation in 2007 after escaping the tyranny, bigotry and and conservatism of the old world. You can read more about her here and here


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