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Who here likes cats?

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666
Created
18.01.2019
Author
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ShamanGal
Level 42
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 58626
Reputation: 32254
Posts: 1723
Freethinkerland
26.12.2019 19:04:57
ShamanGal

I have 4 ex-strays, one of which -Mojito- I rescued when she was about a month old.
I can't deny they are a handful at times and have caused me some sweet job opportunities abroad, but I can't imagine my everyday life without them. They are my bundles of joy!

26.12.2019 19:04:57
"We stopped checking for monsters under our beds when we realized they were inside us"
 




AlienPrinceFromVenus
Level 46
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 74495
Reputation: 33931
Posts: 715
Reasonopia
27.12.2019 02:12:03
AlienPrinceFromVenus

We have two family cats and I'm afraid of when I move out to study elsewhere, because like. (tw anxiety) Sometimes I get anxiety in the middle of the night and I'm convinced I'm gonna die or something lmao, and I can just go to the cats and they sit on me and purr and it helps. I think I either need to get meds or a cat of my own soon ahaha!

I love cats, cats know when you feel like shit and they comfort you!

27.12.2019 02:12:03
They/Them 
kimjongin
Level 231
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 10122742
Reputation: 34303
Posts: 263
Secville
27.12.2019 02:51:48
kimjongin

i love cats but i cant have any unfortunaly. i live at home and my mom is very allergic. would love to cuddle up to a persian one day tho!! such cuties

27.12.2019 02:51:48
               
PIXIEEE
Level 40
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 50235
Reputation: 22718
Posts: 171
Freethinkerland
27.12.2019 22:59:55
PIXIEEE

I have two cats.. so yeah! My babygirl is named AVA and my babyboy Benty.  I love them so so much! 

27.12.2019 22:59:55
amory
Level 9
Status: Legal Alien
Sex Appeal: 576
Reputation: 555
Posts: 2
Atheista
28.12.2019 00:22:08
amory

i have a 12 year old cat named kisa! she was named after a character from fruits basket lol. she's a mix, def part maine coon but not sure what else.

28.12.2019 00:22:08
*twirls my hair around my finger with a dumbass look on my face*
Ubiquitous Mendacious Polyglottal
Level 14
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 2373
Reputation: 2296
Posts: 11
Atheista

i love cats! finally got a cat this year - a sweet and curious 6-year-old gray/black tabby.

i love that cats are such individuals - they have such distinct personalities, and all of them have weird little goofy quirks.

28.12.2019 04:53:51
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Ciara Nippletwin
Level 15
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 2926
Reputation: 2475
Posts: 7
Atheista
28.12.2019 05:15:11
Ciara Nippletwin

I have 3 cats! Dirk and Brad are 6 and are litter mates, and then Steve who's 9 and technically my husband's cat

28.12.2019 05:15:11
reivalentine
Level 72
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 286434
Reputation: 129414
Posts: 771
Agnostica
28.12.2019 12:55:06
reivalentine

Had an adorable white cat as a kid named Ring. Was an aniversary present. My mom didn't want another piece of jewelery, so dad got her a kitten instead. 

28.12.2019 12:55:06
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Hagatha
Level 19
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 5679
Reputation: 5023
Posts: 14
Atheista
29.12.2019 21:07:32
Hagatha

4 cats.  Mugsy (my baby boy), Toulouse (fatty mcmuscles), Whiskey (floppy orange), and Pia (teensey rascal)
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29.12.2019 21:07:32
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SlapMeCher
Level 34
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 30425
Reputation: 18312
Posts: 27
Antitheocra
05.01.2020 15:00:41
SlapMeCher

the musical? 

05.01.2020 15:00:41
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