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09.02.2020
honorscollege
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Reasonopia
09.02.2020 21:34:03
honorscollege

Which achievements are you currently after?

For me, I'm aiming for the gold greedy badge, the gold noisy badge and the gold curious badge. Most of the other badges seem pretty out of reach, especially the gold shopaholic badge. I cannot imagine ever being able to buy 5000 items.

09.02.2020 21:34:03
She/her pronouns. 25 years old. Semi-inactive.
Angel Dust
Level 71
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Atheista
09.02.2020 21:51:10
Angel Dust

i don't really actively goal-hunt but this thread just reminded me to check my progress. thanks for that.

i'm reasonably close to getting silver on Diva and Mass-debater. i should probably-- scratch that-- definitely work towards actually getting the H*rny badge. 

09.02.2020 21:51:10
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craigslist-stripper
Level 213
Status: State Minister
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Posts: 1654
Agnostica
09.02.2020 22:54:44
craigslist-stripper

Angel Dust wrote:
i don't really actively goal-hunt but this thread just reminded me to check my progress. thanks for that.

i'm reasonably close to getting silver on Diva and Mass-debater. i should probably-- scratch that-- definitely work towards actually getting the H*rny badge. 
horny and dopehead badges are hard because they require you to spend something like B$500,000 each in the long run. it’s cheaper to go to the club for 3 hours and spend the diamonds to leave

right now i am working on my gold curious badge and my silver workaholic and archeologist badges. i will move on to completing adventurer soon, when i’m not spending all my tokens on debates in the curious badge thread. artifacts do make things a lot easier


09.02.2020 22:54:44

honorscollege
Level 104
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Posts: 1759
Reasonopia
09.02.2020 23:16:09
honorscollege

craigslist-stripper wrote:
Angel Dust wrote:
i don't really actively goal-hunt but this thread just reminded me to check my progress. thanks for that.

i'm reasonably close to getting silver on Diva and Mass-debater. i should probably-- scratch that-- definitely work towards actually getting the H*rny badge. 
horny and dopehead badges are hard because they require you to spend something like B$500,000 each in the long run. it’s cheaper to go to the club for 3 hours and spend the diamonds to leave

right now i am working on my gold curious badge and my silver workaholic and archeologist badges. i will move on to completing adventurer soon, when i’m not spending all my tokens on debates in the curious badge thread. artifacts do make things a lot easier

I've started using PP when I need extra energy to make the most of a craze/artifact to get the pink dopehead badge. Not a great investment of money, but I want the badge! I won't bother trying to get the silver badge though.

09.02.2020 23:16:09
She/her pronouns. 25 years old. Semi-inactive.
craigslist-stripper
Level 213
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Agnostica
10.02.2020 02:42:02
craigslist-stripper

honorscollege wrote:
I've started using PP when I need extra energy to make the most of a craze/artifact to get the pink dopehead badge. Not a great investment of money, but I want the badge! I won't bother trying to get the silver badge though.
that's the way i've been doing it, i'm slowly making progress on my silver badges for those two currently. i'll get there eventually, way quicker than i'll get the sexy badge anyways. it still feels bad spending B$1000 for 50% energy when i know that it would cost about 85 diamonds to put my bimbo to bed for 8 hours and then immediately wake her back up

10.02.2020 02:42:02

honorscollege
Level 104
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Posts: 1759
Reasonopia
10.02.2020 02:47:12
honorscollege

craigslist-stripper wrote:
honorscollege wrote:
I've started using PP when I need extra energy to make the most of a craze/artifact to get the pink dopehead badge. Not a great investment of money, but I want the badge! I won't bother trying to get the silver badge though.
that's the way i've been doing it, i'm slowly making progress on my silver badges for those two currently. i'll get there eventually, way quicker than i'll get the sexy badge anyways. it still feels bad spending B$1000 for 50% energy when i know that it would cost about 85 diamonds to put my bimbo to bed for 8 hours and then immediately wake her back up
The Sexy badge is one I just figure I'm never going to get.

10.02.2020 02:47:12
She/her pronouns. 25 years old. Semi-inactive.
craigslist-stripper
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Agnostica
10.02.2020 02:57:18
craigslist-stripper

honorscollege wrote:
The Sexy badge is one I just figure I'm never going to get.
it's a long term goal, like the shopaholic badge ;)

also just a little tip for anyone who is interested, getting superficiality in this game is super broken and it's very easy to cheat the system. i got my gold badge for it in very little time. i found a trick with the minigames a while ago, that you will need to use, i explain here:  https://bimbo.land/forum/some-of-the-achievements-are-ridiculous/t3194

when you do this trick with the "who's who & what's what" minigame, you can get 10 superficiality, or 30 for all three chances as a citizen, per day. imagine if you could just baseline get 30 hours of fitness every gotdamn day.
THEN with the artifact "bimbopoly board game" you can multiply this number quite a bit, especially if you put three on at once, you can get 40 superficiality for one game. as a senator with all three levels of board game artifact going i was able to increase my superficiality by 200 points in one day. 200 hours of library time in one day. as a citizen you can increase it maximum 140 points in one day, if you have all three board games. and levels 2 and 3 of the board game last several days so you can really level your superficiality up a lot at once if you plan it :))

anyways hope that helps anyone who may stumble past this thread and is interested!!

10.02.2020 02:57:18

Alexstrasza
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Agnostica
10.02.2020 03:50:27
Alexstrasza

Wait, what? I thought both PP and sex cost 500 B$ each? That's 500 B$ for 50 % - way cheaper than using diamonds to regenerate that or a lower amount of energy/self-indulgence through sleeping/partying.

10.02.2020 03:50:27
Such misplaced zeal... Their eyes remain closed to the true path. Not like you... my devoted Chosen...
craigslist-stripper
Level 213
Status: State Minister
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Reputation: 322310
Posts: 1654
Agnostica
10.02.2020 03:54:29
craigslist-stripper

Alexstrasza wrote:
Wait, what? I thought both PP and sex cost 500 B$ each? That's 500 B$ for 50 % - way cheaper than using diamonds to regenerate that or a lower amount of energy/self-indulgence through sleeping/partying.
you are right and i am a fool - i meant to harp on how it is more economical to go to the gym for three hours and spend the diamonds to come back, rather than buy 3 fitness for B$1000. i conflated the two on accident ;((

10.02.2020 03:54:29

Alexstrasza
Level 200
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Agnostica
10.02.2020 03:59:03
Alexstrasza

Aaah of course! :D Jesus, those 1000 B$ things are such a waste of money :D

10.02.2020 03:59:03
Such misplaced zeal... Their eyes remain closed to the true path. Not like you... my devoted Chosen...

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