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Created
18.06.2018
Mykah
Level 38
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 42541
Reputation: 18501
Posts: 176
Atheista
01.08.2022 16:09:53
Mykah

I'm here.

At home.

In the UK.

01.08.2022 16:09:53
Piroska_Sugar20
Level 39
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 44053
Reputation: 33856
Posts: 936
Agnostica
01.08.2022 22:25:27
Piroska_Sugar20

My house.

01.08.2022 22:25:27
"Only little bitches strum the strings of their hearts!"

Me:

 /ᐢ⑅ᐢ\ ♡ ₊˚
꒰ ˶• ༝ •˶꒱     ♡‧₊˚   ♡
./づ~ :¨·.·¨:   ₊˚
          `·..·‘   ₊˚ ♡


xinnn0220
Level 26
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 14355
Reputation: 11413
Posts: 125
Atheista
16.08.2022 00:43:05
xinnn0220

I'm at chuck e cheese rn and it is absolute chaos. someones mom is making out with the anamatronics, another one is flirting with the staff, some deranged milf is smearing blood everywhere, people are shitting and pissing on the floor and for some reasons people r eating moldy pizza?? i mean technically it can be considered mushroom pizza or something but im pretty sure whatevers on that pizza isnt edible. i lost sight of my niece and she's probably in the ball pit, but im pretty sure someone pissed in there?? so absolutely no way in hell am i going in there to find her. im literally just eating pizza while watching everything unfold.

16.08.2022 00:43:05




SophieBunny
Level 81
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 423824
Reputation: 48655
Posts: 343
Atheista
16.08.2022 03:26:43
SophieBunny

on my bed with my cat! she is asleep and snoring lol

16.08.2022 03:26:43
Goosey
Level 29
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 17832
Reputation: 13747
Posts: 133
Secville
16.08.2022 03:31:05
Goosey

on my bed with my cat in my house

16.08.2022 03:31:05
 
Simon
Level 110
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1061906
Reputation: 75582
Posts: 240
Atheista
17.08.2022 19:26:28
Simon

at my desk playing dbd :)

17.08.2022 19:26:28

calebxcritic
Level 29
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 18952
Reputation: 12006
Posts: 129
Reasonopia
17.08.2022 22:01:46
calebxcritic

ohio unfortunately 

17.08.2022 22:01:46


Simon
Level 110
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1061906
Reputation: 75582
Posts: 240
Atheista
18.08.2022 03:31:36
Simon

wait no fkn way me too? holy shit

18.08.2022 03:31:36

Blecky89
Level 234
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 10785898
Reputation: 761219
Posts: 25861
Freethinkerland
18.08.2022 03:47:20
Blecky89

Sitting in bed with my phone in one hand amd coffee mug in other .

18.08.2022 03:47:20
    
itsrennie
Level 11
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1063
Reputation: 1193
Posts: 51
Atheista
18.08.2022 17:47:32
itsrennie

No, where are you?

18.08.2022 17:47:32
She said fuck me like you're famous, I said okay<3

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Frequently Asked Questions


What is Ximbo land ?
The Internet republic of Ximbo lands is the worlds first Internet republic.

What is its mission?
To unite the world.

Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
The Internet republic of Ximbo land was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its more intelligent successor. The old site was for junior bimbos. This site is for intelligent Ximbos.

What is the national flag of Ximbo land?
Ximbolands Flag

When was the Internet republic of Ximbo land founded
2007

What is the capital city of the Internet republic of Ximbo land?
Bimbo City

How many states make up the internet republic of Ximbo land?
There are 6 states that make up the internet republic of Ximbo lands. They are ­ Atheistia, Freethinkerland, Reasonopia, Agnostica, Secville, and Antitheocra. Bimbo City is the neutral administrative capital and is its own city zone. Boob Island is the home of the President of the Internet republic of Ximbo land

What is a Ximbo citizen?
A ‘Ximbo’ or ‘Ximbo citizen’ is a member of the internet republic of Ximbolands community.

How can I become a Ximbo citizen?
In order to become a citizen of Ximboland you must first pass the Ximbolands citizens test. It is free to become a Ximbo citizen.

What is a Ximbo senator?
A Ximbo senator is a senior member of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. Only senators are eligible to put themselves forward for election to become State Ministers and then ultimately the Prime Ximbo.

Who is the Prime Ximbo?
The Prime Ximbo is the democratically elected head of the Internet republic of Ximbo land.

Where does the Prime Ximbo live?
The Prime Ximbo lives in the Pink House for the 4 month term they are in office.

I want to become Prime Ximbo. How do I do that?
Any Ximbo citizen can become Prime Ximbo using the democratic process. Its a 3 stage process from Senator>State Minister> Prime Ximbo. All Ximbo citizens can vote in general elections but in order to put themselves forward to become Prime Ximbo they must first become a Ximbo senator. All Ximbo senators are electable as state ministers. State Minister elections take place every 4 months also. Only state ministers are eligible to then become the Prime Ximbo.

Can I become Prime Ximbo more than once?
Yes ­ a Ximbo can hold the position of Prime Ximbo for 3 terms max.

How often do elections take place?
The Internet republic of Ximbolands holds elections every 4 months for Prime Ximbo and 4 months for State Minister.

Where do important discussions take place?
The Forum.

What is the treasury/Prime Ximbos salary?
The treasury/salary is the bank account of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. This figure is transferred to the paypal account of the Prime Ximbo at the end of their 4 month term in charge.

How is the treasury calculated?
The treasury is funded by the Ximbo citizens.
A percentage of the money paid by Ximbo citizens via Paypal and SMS is transferred into the Ximbo treasury. The rest is wisely used for further game development.

What's the national colour of Ximbo land?
Pink

How old must I be in order to become a Ximbo land citizen?
Anyone over the age of 18 are welcome to become a Ximbo citizen.

When are the national holidays of Ximbo land?
Jan 1st ­ New years day
Feb 12th ­ Darwin day
Feb 14th ­ Lovers day
March 8th ­ Womens day
March 21st ­ Spring solstice
April 13th ­ The Hitchslap Day (Christopher Hitchens birthday)
May 3rd ­ National day of reason
June 21st ­ World Humanist Day
Aug 2nd ­ The Internet republic of Ximbo land national day
Sep 21st ­ Peace one day
Dec 25th ­ Newtons birthday

What is the currency of Ximbo land?
The Ximbo Dollar (B$). Currently it is pegged in value to the US$

Who is the President of Ximbo land?
Miss Bimbo is the president of Ximbo land. She founded the bimbo nation in 2007 after escaping the tyranny, bigotry and and conservatism of the old world. You can read more about her here and here

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